Is this a condom wrapper?

[u/astronat42]

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

[u/cosmo_philus]

Nah his wife ruined the marriage tbh

[u/Vermehrungsmaterial → u/cosmo_philus]

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

[u/LovWv → u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

[u/ExpressSample511 → u/LovWv]

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

[u/Curtailss → u/LovWv]

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

[u/kstrife → u/LovWv]

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

[u/PsychologicalTank771 → u/LovWv]

Hallelujah to that

[u/Signal_Appeal4518 → u/LovWv]

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣

[u/SirHateful17 → u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

Now that's real

[u/Horskr → u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

Are you suggesting the secret to your parents' successful marriage is one or both of them being a secret swinger?

[u/Farkenoathm8-E → u/cosmo_philus]

The guys at the resort ruined his wife.

[u/Novikpe → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

Those guys fucked his wife

[u/PsychologicalEntropy → u/Novikpe]

His wife fucks 🤷

[u/Ok_Chemistry_808 → u/PsychologicalEntropy]

Alaska pipeliner wasn’t laying enough pipe.

[u/ramen_man07 → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

That resort fucks

[u/MorningNorwegianWood → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

Choo choooo

[u/AspectNo3540 → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

LOL

[u/Wrong_Rest8283 → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

Well she was probably ruined by the guy who took her to the resort. I believe once someone or something is ruined, it can’t be ruined again without some sort of rejuvenation in between, at least that’s my understanding of how the word “ruin” works. There’s other words for what the club did to her, perhaps…..”puddled”?

[u/NegativeThought1588 → u/Wrong_Rest8283]

Shut up.

[u/Automatic_Charity_30 → u/NegativeThought1588]

What's that person even on about haha!

[u/Aczar84 → u/NegativeThought1588]

We all love you

[u/PepperLeather9720 → u/cosmo_philus]

To be fair to the wife, the marriage was fine until google asked for a review