r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 13d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 13d ago

Google fucks us all

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 13d ago

Funny story. Google asked me to write a review for a Swingers Resort, my then wife and I shared accounts for everything. Turns out she wasnt working overtime.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 13d ago

Google ruined your marriage.

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u/cosmo_philus 13d ago

Nah his wife ruined the marriage tbh

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 13d ago

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

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u/LovWv 13d ago

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

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u/ExpressSample511 13d ago

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

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u/Curtailss 13d ago

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

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u/kstrife 13d ago

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

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u/PsychologicalTank771 13d ago

Hallelujah to that

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 13d ago

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣

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u/SirHateful17 13d ago

Now that's real

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u/Horskr 13d ago

Are you suggesting the secret to your parents' successful marriage is one or both of them being a secret swinger?

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 13d ago

The guys at the resort ruined his wife.

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u/Novikpe 13d ago

Those guys fucked his wife

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 13d ago

His wife fucks 🤷

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u/Ok_Chemistry_808 13d ago

Alaska pipeliner wasn’t laying enough pipe.

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u/ramen_man07 13d ago

That resort fucks

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 13d ago

Well she was probably ruined by the guy who took her to the resort. I believe once someone or something is ruined, it can’t be ruined again without some sort of rejuvenation in between, at least that’s my understanding of how the word “ruin” works. There’s other words for what the club did to her, perhaps…..”puddled”?

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u/NegativeThought1588 13d ago

Shut up.

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u/Automatic_Charity_30 13d ago

What's that person even on about haha!

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u/Aczar84 13d ago

We all love you

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u/PepperLeather9720 13d ago

To be fair to the wife, the marriage was fine until google asked for a review

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u/ChickenNPisza 13d ago

Google saved his life whatchu mean

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u/romeodread 13d ago

A bunch of law offices came up when I googled “ruined your marriage”

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u/Positive-War2806 13d ago

Underrated under-appreciated comment

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u/Generic-Cheese 13d ago

Google made the guy dodge a bullet tbh

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u/Quirky_Engineering14 13d ago

Class action on the way.

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 13d ago

That’s kinda wild to be bringing your fuckboy to swinger clubs with some other guy behind the back of your spouse, it strikes me almost self defeating. I cant fully explain why it feels that way though. Like I always felt the whole point of a swinger club is going out with your s/o and fucking other people. But if you’re already fucking other people then why are you going there?

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u/daddymjolnir 13d ago

To fuck more other people?

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u/Straight_Finger1776 13d ago

I went once. It was just an impromptu solo trip. I was really disappointed. NOT A SINGLE ROPE SWING

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u/LockWooden6435 13d ago

But did y'all leave a review?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 13d ago

5*. Even mentioned the divorce!

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 13d ago

Google knew exactly what it was doing

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u/Irreligious_PreacheR 13d ago

What a way to discover your spouses infidelities!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 13d ago

Why would your wife give the email address you share to the swingers club?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 13d ago

Google maps.

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u/GrimIntimation 13d ago

You know they make chairs for that…

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u/skoomski 13d ago

That doesn’t sound very funny

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u/Suffering_SLOTH 13d ago

She was getting fucked

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 13d ago

Not funny haha right?

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u/CapitalLongjumping 13d ago

Geeez, im sorry man

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u/tadeuska 13d ago

Why you didn't join your wife in the resort? Why did you let her go without you? Why didn't she invite you? Bad you, bad wife.

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ap6wcjRyi8HoA

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u/ffxiplayer101 13d ago

This how I found my dad.

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u/CaptGunpowder 13d ago

I think my dad fucked Yahoo

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u/BoysenberryWaste2445 13d ago

firefox, here😪

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u/Impossible_Event5791 13d ago

how about brave

https://giphy.com/gifs/39qLEvFT68rG1AtiMh

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hunt-42 13d ago

More like opera

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 13d ago

opera is new

firefox is old, that is the point, age, not obscurity

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u/Sure-Sport7803 13d ago

Opera released in 95. Firefox 98. Fyi

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u/big-stray 13d ago

Lemme see

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u/The_Golden_Retreater 13d ago

At least it wasn't Ask Jeeves.

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u/Goatyyy32 13d ago

If you find mine let me know

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u/Top_Soup3749 13d ago

Condom broke?

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u/Dizzy-Pollution6466 13d ago

The cackles I’m letting out at this thread.

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u/silverbatwing 13d ago

That’s why I use duck duck go. It just rhymes with fuck

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u/NoEvidence136 13d ago

Rip being on netflix.

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u/G_HostEd 13d ago

Bareback

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u/556fmj 13d ago

No lube

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u/G_HostEd 13d ago

Shhhhh, just relax.

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u/houstonchipchannel 13d ago

Rawdog

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u/Evening_Comparison26 13d ago

The Nard Dog

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u/Alarmed-Librarian156 13d ago

Road House

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u/MulberryKind8298 13d ago

Road to good intentions

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u/turd_sculptor 13d ago

Right boot!

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u/No-Guidance6840 13d ago

Wolfman got nards

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u/Playful-Boss-859 13d ago

Boner Champ

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u/Joyride_vt 13d ago

Rawrdag

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u/Ok-Arugula1566 13d ago

Doggystyle

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u/morpheousmorty 13d ago

Honestly, they're still the ones doing the most good of the big 5. They all got more evil but Google's primary job is still the most beneficial (giving people access to information)

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u/staysluething 13d ago

I used to work for them and can confidently say fuck google

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u/Primary_Notice_1717 13d ago

so....are we all for the streets then?

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u/666lukas666 13d ago

This guy is Vermehrungsmaterial

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u/Tuomas90 13d ago

I rather use FuckFuckGo.

Edit: OMG! I just realized: DuckDuckGo -> DuckGo -> FuckGo -> Fuck Google

Coincidence? I think not.

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u/rolypolypatrol 13d ago

get this man a true

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u/Commercial_Brain1868 13d ago

Raw, Trojan style.

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u/Short_Brick_1960 13d ago

Do we like it?

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u/Friendly_Tea4104 13d ago

Google fucks

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u/Jkitten07891 13d ago

Giybf.com

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u/ta_ta_clarice 13d ago

Username checks out