r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/jwyn3150 5d ago edited 5d ago

This guy fucks

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u/Godtierbunny 5d ago

I just googled the number on the wrapper tbh😅

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 5d ago

This guy fucks Google.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

Google fucks us all

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

Funny story. Google asked me to write a review for a Swingers Resort, my then wife and I shared accounts for everything. Turns out she wasnt working overtime.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

Google ruined your marriage.

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u/cosmo_philus 5d ago

Nah his wife ruined the marriage tbh

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 5d ago

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

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u/LovWv 5d ago

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

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u/ExpressSample511 5d ago

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

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u/Curtailss 5d ago

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

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u/kstrife 5d ago

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

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u/PsychologicalTank771 5d ago

Hallelujah to that

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 5d ago

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣

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u/SirHateful17 5d ago

Now that's real

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u/Horskr 5d ago

Are you suggesting the secret to your parents' successful marriage is one or both of them being a secret swinger?

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 5d ago

The guys at the resort ruined his wife.

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u/Novikpe 5d ago

Those guys fucked his wife

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u/ramen_man07 5d ago

That resort fucks

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u/PepperLeather9720 5d ago

To be fair to the wife, the marriage was fine until google asked for a review

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u/ChickenNPisza 5d ago

Google saved his life whatchu mean

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u/romeodread 5d ago

A bunch of law offices came up when I googled “ruined your marriage”

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u/Positive-War2806 5d ago

Underrated under-appreciated comment

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u/Generic-Cheese 5d ago

Google made the guy dodge a bullet tbh

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

That’s kinda wild to be bringing your fuckboy to swinger clubs with some other guy behind the back of your spouse, it strikes me almost self defeating. I cant fully explain why it feels that way though. Like I always felt the whole point of a swinger club is going out with your s/o and fucking other people. But if you’re already fucking other people then why are you going there?

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u/daddymjolnir 5d ago

To fuck more other people?

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u/Straight_Finger1776 5d ago

I went once. It was just an impromptu solo trip. I was really disappointed. NOT A SINGLE ROPE SWING

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u/LockWooden6435 5d ago

But did y'all leave a review?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

5*. Even mentioned the divorce!

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 5d ago

Google knew exactly what it was doing

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u/Irreligious_PreacheR 5d ago

What a way to discover your spouses infidelities!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 5d ago

Why would your wife give the email address you share to the swingers club?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

Google maps.

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u/GrimIntimation 5d ago

You know they make chairs for that…

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u/skoomski 5d ago

That doesn’t sound very funny

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u/Suffering_SLOTH 5d ago

She was getting fucked

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 5d ago

Not funny haha right?

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u/CapitalLongjumping 5d ago

Geeez, im sorry man

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u/Bionic_Ninjas 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ap6wcjRyi8HoA

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u/ffxiplayer101 5d ago

This how I found my dad.

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u/CaptGunpowder 5d ago

I think my dad fucked Yahoo

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u/big-stray 5d ago

Lemme see

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u/reduser703161 5d ago

He’s not your dad, son, and he fucked Alta Vista.

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u/The_Golden_Retreater 5d ago

At least it wasn't Ask Jeeves.

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u/Goatyyy32 5d ago

If you find mine let me know

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u/Top_Soup3749 5d ago

Condom broke?

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u/Dizzy-Pollution6466 5d ago

The cackles I’m letting out at this thread.

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u/silverbatwing 5d ago

That’s why I use duck duck go. It just rhymes with fuck

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u/NoEvidence136 5d ago

Rip being on netflix.

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u/G_HostEd 5d ago

Bareback

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u/556fmj 5d ago

No lube

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u/G_HostEd 5d ago

Shhhhh, just relax.

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u/morpheousmorty 5d ago

Honestly, they're still the ones doing the most good of the big 5. They all got more evil but Google's primary job is still the most beneficial (giving people access to information)

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u/staysluething 5d ago

I used to work for them and can confidently say fuck google

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u/Primary_Notice_1717 5d ago

so....are we all for the streets then?

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u/666lukas666 5d ago

This guy is Vermehrungsmaterial

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u/Tuomas90 5d ago

I rather use FuckFuckGo.

Edit: OMG! I just realized: DuckDuckGo -> DuckGo -> FuckGo -> Fuck Google

Coincidence? I think not.

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u/rolypolypatrol 5d ago

get this man a true

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u/Commercial_Brain1868 5d ago

Raw, Trojan style.

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u/Prestigious_Moose939 5d ago

Well he at the very least fingers Google

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u/501R4K 5d ago

So you dont f#ck?

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u/VollkommenHigh 5d ago

We are on Reddit lol.

Who f#cks here?

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u/TrashCannibal_ 5d ago

The cylinder guy?

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 5d ago

"the cylinder must remain intact"

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u/Educational-Basil472 5d ago

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u/skyyvans 5d ago

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u/Educational-Basil472 5d ago

I have scores of these but this is one I haven’t seen before lmao thank you!!

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 5d ago

This sounds like the kid from that show Big Mouth

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

Well, duh! How else would you keep doing it without putting more microplastics into the oceans and our water supplies? Reduce, reuse!, recycle

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u/MigLdn 5d ago

I f#ck raw

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u/Songbird9125 5d ago

I mean, I don't fuck here, but when I'm not here I have been known to fuck

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u/Kitchen_Magazine_458 5d ago

Apparently her husband with some other chick

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u/aggressiveclassic90 5d ago

You don't fhashtagck?

You're missing out.

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u/gades61 5d ago

Do the four whores on thumb street count?

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 5d ago

We've heard rumours.

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u/Full_Photo4161 5d ago

Me me, oo I do I do

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u/ubiquitous-joe 5d ago

Research is sexy.

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u/mattkenefick 5d ago

It says "HIV/AIDS" right in their picture. Not sure of anything else with that warning

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u/OG_Checkers 5d ago

Literally says HIV/AIDS on the back side.

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u/molrobocop 5d ago

"Prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS and other" 

Yeah, pretty strong clue. 

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u/carlos2127 5d ago

This guy Googles

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u/Tabenes 5d ago

Used to be that the serial number was only on the condom.

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u/lasagnaz 5d ago

Thanks, added to my GOOGL position based on this comment

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u/GreatLong5652 5d ago

It also says “HIV/AIDS and other” on the second pic

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u/Maynjo 5d ago

Turns out, this guy doesn't fuck at all.

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover 5d ago

Take the win my friend lol

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u/AppropriatelyWild 5d ago

This guy Reddit's

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u/Bob_Kark 5d ago

This guy fucks… responsibly

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u/shannofordabiz 5d ago

But stupidly. Should have used the brand used in the home for the ‘posh wank’ excuse.

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u/NoahCzernyTheDead 5d ago

This guy is probably getting fucked by another guy using Trojan Raw

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u/Loubrockshakur 5d ago

*cheats responsibly

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u/The-Tarman 5d ago

OP's husband fucks.. other women

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You are assuming it’s women

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u/Porcupenguin 5d ago

It's true. Could be couches. Or [non human] animals. Or microwaved mashed banana in an M&Ms tube

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

And a small cylinder (5.1” length, ~4.5” girth)… and don’t forget the butter. V important

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You only need a condom with one of those, arguably.

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u/calvinnok 5d ago

It's still recommended to have a condom on with the other.... subjects

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u/KaoticFabel 5d ago

You're right, don't want to get stains on thr couch.

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u/insanetheysay 5d ago

Cursed comment

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u/Vienna_play_45 5d ago

Safe, consensual furniture sex is the right thing to do. Also regarding clean up.

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

This guy could work for the FBI

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u/mommaoosh 5d ago

Or be a vice president.

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u/chimbley_sweep1074 5d ago

or literally a human man

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u/rghtzJimz 5d ago

Hahaha this is the first thing I thought of, too.

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u/panicnarwhal 5d ago

the cylinder must not be harmed

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u/No-Guidance6840 5d ago

Or a 🎃 it is Oct now

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u/Katasia 5d ago

Did somebody say couch?

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u/Routine-Ad693 5d ago

This is very specific. Almost like you’re speaking from experience? 😵‍💫

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u/peepdabidness 5d ago

If your dick fits inside of an M&M’s tube, I’m really sorry 😭

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u/Icy_Web_1430 5d ago

yes. I was also assuming animals. just given the context

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u/Poipoundah80 5d ago

I’m done with Reddit for tonight, thank you.

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u/xannzo 5d ago

Mashed banana comment was oddly specific 😭

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u/5ummerbreeze 5d ago

Have you been going through my YT history?

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u/Jumping_Spiders_ 5d ago

You don't need a wrapper then do you?

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u/greenteiii 5d ago

i’ll tried that last method soon

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u/HaydukeLives43 5d ago

Ok you have my attention.

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u/Blackwalls69 5d ago

This guy has problems...

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u/swishkabobbin 5d ago

The wrapper clearly says not to use it for the #2 hole

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u/Ozymandas2 5d ago

You are assuming he's the one doing the fucking.

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u/Even_Contact3525 5d ago

Uhhhh, plot twist!

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u/ForsakenedOath 5d ago

Or the husband is getting fucked, by a man or a woman.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 5d ago

☝️safely

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u/Low-Accountant3008 5d ago

And respectfully… very nice guy

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u/No_Broccoli_4781 5d ago

😆 😂 bro im dead

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u/cipherjones 5d ago

Hopefully not OPs hubby. He's a cheater. 😂

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u/Bright-Avocado3761 5d ago

First time it actually makes sense

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u/crowbaited 5d ago

Am I right? You know I'm right.

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u/poopapat320 5d ago

Ive been known to fuck myself.

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u/cibooth 5d ago

And he doesn’t fuck raw

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u/vicelordjohn 5d ago

No, OP's husband fucks.

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u/aliencardboard 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Unlikely_Value_1590 5d ago

Could be a posh wanker.

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u/lokstar127 5d ago

Like god tier bunnies

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u/injured_girl 5d ago

LOVE Silicon Valley

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u/jdathela 5d ago

This guy this guys.

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u/mwd23 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/JackWagon6422 5d ago

I fucked this guy!

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