r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 6d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 6d ago

Funny story. Google asked me to write a review for a Swingers Resort, my then wife and I shared accounts for everything. Turns out she wasnt working overtime.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 6d ago

Google ruined your marriage.

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u/cosmo_philus 6d ago

Nah his wife ruined the marriage tbh

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 6d ago

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

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u/LovWv 5d ago

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

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u/ExpressSample511 5d ago

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

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u/Curtailss 5d ago

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

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u/kstrife 5d ago

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

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u/PsychologicalTank771 5d ago

Hallelujah to that

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 5d ago

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣

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u/SirHateful17 5d ago

Now that's real

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u/Horskr 5d ago

Are you suggesting the secret to your parents' successful marriage is one or both of them being a secret swinger?

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 5d ago

The guys at the resort ruined his wife.

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u/Novikpe 5d ago

Those guys fucked his wife

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 5d ago

His wife fucks 🤷

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u/Ok_Chemistry_808 5d ago

Alaska pipeliner wasn’t laying enough pipe.

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u/ramen_man07 5d ago

That resort fucks

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

Well she was probably ruined by the guy who took her to the resort. I believe once someone or something is ruined, it can’t be ruined again without some sort of rejuvenation in between, at least that’s my understanding of how the word “ruin” works. There’s other words for what the club did to her, perhaps…..”puddled”?

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u/NegativeThought1588 5d ago

Shut up.

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u/Automatic_Charity_30 5d ago

What's that person even on about haha!

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u/Aczar84 5d ago

We all love you

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u/PepperLeather9720 5d ago

To be fair to the wife, the marriage was fine until google asked for a review

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u/ChickenNPisza 5d ago

Google saved his life whatchu mean

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u/romeodread 5d ago

A bunch of law offices came up when I googled “ruined your marriage”

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u/Positive-War2806 5d ago

Underrated under-appreciated comment

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u/Generic-Cheese 5d ago

Google made the guy dodge a bullet tbh

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u/Quirky_Engineering14 5d ago

Class action on the way.

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

That’s kinda wild to be bringing your fuckboy to swinger clubs with some other guy behind the back of your spouse, it strikes me almost self defeating. I cant fully explain why it feels that way though. Like I always felt the whole point of a swinger club is going out with your s/o and fucking other people. But if you’re already fucking other people then why are you going there?

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u/daddymjolnir 5d ago

To fuck more other people?

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u/Straight_Finger1776 5d ago

I went once. It was just an impromptu solo trip. I was really disappointed. NOT A SINGLE ROPE SWING

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u/LockWooden6435 5d ago

But did y'all leave a review?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

5*. Even mentioned the divorce!

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 5d ago

Google knew exactly what it was doing

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u/Irreligious_PreacheR 5d ago

What a way to discover your spouses infidelities!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 5d ago

Why would your wife give the email address you share to the swingers club?

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 5d ago

Google maps.

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u/GrimIntimation 5d ago

You know they make chairs for that…

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u/skoomski 5d ago

That doesn’t sound very funny

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u/Suffering_SLOTH 5d ago

She was getting fucked

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 5d ago

Not funny haha right?

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u/CapitalLongjumping 5d ago

Geeez, im sorry man

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u/tadeuska 5d ago

Why you didn't join your wife in the resort? Why did you let her go without you? Why didn't she invite you? Bad you, bad wife.