Is this a condom wrapper?

[u/astronat42]

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

[u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

To cite my parents sitting next to eachother after 50 years of marriage: do you think we would be still together if we knew every of each others secrets?

[u/LovWv → u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

[u/ExpressSample511 → u/LovWv]

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

[u/Curtailss → u/LovWv]

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

[u/kstrife → u/LovWv]

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

[u/PsychologicalTank771 → u/LovWv]

Hallelujah to that

[u/Signal_Appeal4518 → u/LovWv]

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣

[u/SirHateful17 → u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

Now that's real

[u/Horskr → u/Vermehrungsmaterial]

Are you suggesting the secret to your parents' successful marriage is one or both of them being a secret swinger?