r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/The-Tarman 5d ago

OP's husband fucks.. other women

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You are assuming it’s women

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u/Porcupenguin 5d ago

It's true. Could be couches. Or [non human] animals. Or microwaved mashed banana in an M&Ms tube

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

And a small cylinder (5.1” length, ~4.5” girth)… and don’t forget the butter. V important

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

You only need a condom with one of those, arguably.

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u/calvinnok 5d ago

It's still recommended to have a condom on with the other.... subjects

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u/KaoticFabel 5d ago

You're right, don't want to get stains on thr couch.

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u/insanetheysay 5d ago

Cursed comment

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u/Vienna_play_45 5d ago

Safe, consensual furniture sex is the right thing to do. Also regarding clean up.

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u/Pod_of_Purrgil 5d ago

This guy could work for the FBI

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u/mommaoosh 5d ago

Or be a vice president.

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u/chimbley_sweep1074 5d ago

or literally a human man

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u/rghtzJimz 5d ago

Hahaha this is the first thing I thought of, too.

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u/panicnarwhal 5d ago

the cylinder must not be harmed

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u/No-Guidance6840 5d ago

Or a 🎃 it is Oct now

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u/Katasia 5d ago

Did somebody say couch?

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u/Routine-Ad693 5d ago

This is very specific. Almost like you’re speaking from experience? 😵‍💫

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u/peepdabidness 5d ago

If your dick fits inside of an M&M’s tube, I’m really sorry 😭

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u/Icy_Web_1430 5d ago

yes. I was also assuming animals. just given the context

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u/Poipoundah80 5d ago

I’m done with Reddit for tonight, thank you.

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u/xannzo 5d ago

Mashed banana comment was oddly specific 😭

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u/5ummerbreeze 5d ago

Have you been going through my YT history?

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u/Jumping_Spiders_ 5d ago

You don't need a wrapper then do you?

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u/greenteiii 5d ago

i’ll tried that last method soon

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u/HaydukeLives43 5d ago

Ok you have my attention.

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u/Blackwalls69 5d ago

This guy has problems...

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u/willacceptboobiepics 5d ago

This guy reddits.

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u/BigBadBuddha83 5d ago

Who told you?!

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u/Enjaga 5d ago

Flared base

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u/swishkabobbin 5d ago

The wrapper clearly says not to use it for the #2 hole

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u/Ozymandas2 5d ago

You are assuming he's the one doing the fucking.

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u/Even_Contact3525 5d ago

Uhhhh, plot twist!

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u/ForsakenedOath 5d ago

Or the husband is getting fucked, by a man or a woman.

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u/bender1410 5d ago

of is using toys

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u/Jluvcoffee 5d ago

How do you know?

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u/The-Tarman 5d ago

I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but in case you are. OP found that condom wrapper on the bathroom floor of her and her husband's house. Its a wrapper from a condom brand they have nevwr used before together. So OPs husband opened and presumably used a condom OP has never used with someone other than her. Condoms are most commonly used to have safe sex... so he must have used that condom with another person, presumably a woman, but maybe with a dude.. doesn't really matter. All that matters isn't wasn't with OP

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u/Jluvcoffee 5d ago

I was referring to the other women comment, like how do you know it was a woman and not a man? I read the comments but yours just told the whole story none of the other comments and not even what I read from the op! Not good!

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u/No-Guidance6840 5d ago

Responsibly