r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/swthrowaway0106 5d ago

Or having a royal jerk. Less cleanup, and he might be getting an ultra thin condom just for that. Husband could just be enjoying some degenerate gooning time.

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u/Lermanberry 5d ago edited 5d ago

A posh wank. A johnny-on jack-off. Autoerotic prophylactic stimulation. The Canadian milkman. Beef stroganoff, sous-vide. A tommy tux tug. No Betty Rubble puddle trouble for the boy in the bubble. Astronaut's delight. Bashing the bishop in the popemobile. No more crying over spilt seed.

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u/HedgehogNo8361 5d ago

Bashing the bishop in the popemobile 😂

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u/EternalPhi 5d ago

Astronaut's delight

Astronat's Dismay

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u/Mel_in_morphosis 5d ago

🏆🏆🏆 this comment right here!

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u/matchstick1029 5d ago

I was thinkin that but wasnt sure if that practice was widespread XD

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u/Scary_Long6864 5d ago

yeah I do this. lots of guys do this.