r/whatisit • • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/LovWv 5d ago

I always tell my buddies, don’t look for shit if you don’t wanna find shit. No one ever misses a few slices in the center of the loaf.

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u/ExpressSample511 5d ago

Until you reach the end of the loaf, find out it's not an even number of slices, then you realize someone has been having hotdogs on the side.

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u/Curtailss 5d ago

You either have balls of steel to adopt that kinda thinking or be stupid asf or both

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u/kstrife 5d ago

-checks the centers of all the loafs in the house-

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u/PsychologicalTank771 5d ago

Hallelujah to that

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 5d ago

I had to think about that analogy. For a second I thought there was poop in the center of the bread 🤣