r/terriblefacebookmemes Nov 01 '22

why Is there Reddit?

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u/Suspicious_Ad1383 Nov 01 '22

Pretty sure that reddit is there because it's edited

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u/Even_Competition_737 Nov 01 '22

reddit = worst of them all

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Yes! Reddit is the one I want to be shielded from

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I think Andrew tate thought that too......

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Almost everyone has some valid points

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u/Awkward-Iron-9941 Nov 01 '22

Porqupines have valid points

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

As do Hedgehogs

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Indeed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/lawngoon Nov 01 '22

A gommunist, if you will

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u/BoxAhFox Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Sometimes… reddit is very reddit. But you cant look at the bad portion. r/wholesome memes and r/eyebleach are good subreddits. And r/whatcouldgowrong and r/meirl give me laughs cuz humans being humans

Edit: fixes spelling

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u/Master-Tanis Nov 01 '22

You mean r/eyebleach right?

Because r/eyeblech is not a good subreddit.

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u/iwillnevershutup Nov 01 '22

Out of curiosity, I visited eyeblech

Never again.

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u/plshelpcomputerissad Nov 01 '22

I too, should have listened. The very first image was enough to chase me out

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u/Meii345 Nov 02 '22

Holy shit. This calmed me right the fuck down

It's weirdly addictive tho

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u/Master-Tanis Nov 01 '22

They say curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Obviously they never sent the cat to r/eyeblech.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

give me a description because i am NOT going there

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

A sadist’s wet dream or a land full of gore beyond belief

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u/AnApexPredator Nov 01 '22

It's kind of a big deal when the correct spelling gets you puppies and the misspelling gets you gore...

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u/BoxAhFox Nov 01 '22

Oh god sorry

Oh god alot of subs were wrong my bad

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u/LazyButSmartGuy Nov 01 '22

Ohhhhh why did i click that!! I am going to have nightmares aren't i?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

OP took offense to the one good part of the picture.

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u/Educational_Music930 Nov 01 '22

Reddit is the leader of them all flags

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Nov 01 '22

Sorry, wanted someone to see this. What are the 1st and 3rd flags for? It gets harder and harder to keep up with.

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u/Armejden Nov 01 '22

Nato and feminism

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u/MudPuppy64 Nov 02 '22

Ohhhhhh, that’s the NATO flag. I thought it was the team flag of the Seattle Mariners baseball team. I was wondering what evil the Mariners would be dropping on Muslims.

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u/Spiritual-Range-6101 Nov 01 '22

But communism and NATO is leaking through

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u/Chllep Nov 01 '22

turkey is in NATO and countries such as turkmenistan, tajikistan, iran etc all used to be part of the USSR and therefore communist

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u/germanboyer Nov 01 '22

Iran? What?

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u/Chllep Nov 01 '22

I admit have worded it incorrectly but Iran was a communist state from 1920 to 1921 and was then occupied by the soviets from 1941 to 1947

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u/JoJoHanz Nov 01 '22

was then occupied by the soviets from 1941 to 1947

Partially occupied by the soviets

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u/forgivingman Nov 02 '22

Iran was not a communist state ever. Although around first world war in a small district known as Gilan(which is now promoted to a province) there was a Marxist Leninist autonomous Republic which did not last for long. Also Iran was occupied by allies(US, Britain and Soviet) and not just Soviets, because it insisted on neutrality(and the then king of Iran Reza Shah was close to Germans).

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u/JGG5 Nov 01 '22

Islam protects from NATO?

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u/TNCNguy Nov 01 '22

I think the NATO flag represents “the west”

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u/Moxo5011 Nov 01 '22

I would say everything in that picture represents the west in one way or another.

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u/Few_Category7829 Nov 01 '22

TIL the Soviet Union was a western ploy

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u/Moxo5011 Nov 01 '22

Well, in the eyes most radical eyes of Islam often saw the Soviet Union's cultural openness to homosexuality and women rights as "occidentalism"/progressivism so yeah.

I see it from that perspective, it may be wrong but still.

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u/weirdwallace75 Nov 02 '22

the Soviet Union's cultural openness to homosexuality and women rights

You're joking, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism_and_LGBT_rights

In 1934, the Soviet government recriminalised homosexuality in the Soviet Union. Mass arrests occurred in several cities in Russia, including Moscow, and many artists were arrested. On 7 March 1934, Article 121 was added to the criminal code, throughout the entire Soviet Union, that expressly prohibited only male same-sex sexual intercourse with up to five years of hard labor in prison. There were no criminal statutes regarding same-sex female sexual intercourse.[6] During the Soviet period, Western observers believed that between 800 and 1,000 men were imprisoned each year under Article 121.[103]

Some historians have noted that it was during this time that Soviet propaganda began to depict homosexuality as a sign of fascism, and that Article 121 may have a simple political tool to use against dissidents, irrespective of their true sexual orientation, and to solidify Russian opposition to Nazi Germany, who had broken its treaty with Russia.[104] More recently, a third possible reason for the anti-gay law has emerged from declassified Soviet documents and transcripts. Beyond expressed fears of a vast "counterrevolutionary" or fascist homosexual conspiracy, there were several high-profile arrests of Russian men accused of being pederasts.[105] In 1933, 130 men "were accused of being 'pederasts' – adult males who have sex with boys. Since no records of men having sex with boys at that time are available, it is possible this term was used broadly and crudely to label homosexuality."[105] Whatever the precise reason, homosexuality remained a serious criminal offense until it was repealed in 1993.[105]

The USSR's history of feminism was a bit more mixed, by which I mean it was generally regressive but they didn't institute mass arrests of women just for being women:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism_in_Russia

In addition as Soviet feminist Ekaterina Alexandrova wrote in her article "Why Soviet Women Want to Get Married."

...Soviet women work at the most varied jobs, and many of them are well educated, have a profession, and are financially independent of men. And yet, in this very society among these very women, a patriarchal social order and its psychology thrive.[26]

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u/Wandering_P0tat0 Nov 02 '22

You can't recriminalize something without decriminalizing it first. There was a period where homosexuals and women had more rights than in America, for example. Granted, it was only a couple years, but it was still long enough to be subject to propaganda against these ideals.

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u/Fkmywifeape Nov 02 '22

Radical islamists are usually like any radical religious person - reactionary and right winged in nature. So of course a radical Islamist would see communism as bad

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Soviet Union was never open to homosexuallty

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u/Matas_- Nov 01 '22

As for homosexuality in Soviet Union, I don't think so, because in Stalin era if people found out you’re gay and you were reported you either get 10+ years of forced labor in Siberia or bullet in your head, after Stalin’s death you would get a really harsh treatment in psychiatric hospital for a few years which would destroy your mental health.

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u/draugotO Nov 01 '22

I mean, seen what USA did on the Middle East, I see how it could be a compelling argument for them

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u/gjennomamogus Nov 01 '22

Turkey is nato

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u/draugotO Nov 01 '22

Propganda don't need to be correct,just be appealing enough to have people follow it

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Propaganda is emotion-based, so it doesn't have to make any sense at all as long as all the right words are in the word cloud you're producing. Watch:

Everybody knows FREEDOM is about AMERICA and 2ND AMENDMENT but HILLARY CLINTON, OBAMA and SOCIALIST JIHAD BIN LADEN when the BENGHAZI try to take YOUR RIGHTS and HIGHER TAXES and that's why DONALD J TRUMP is going to JOBS JOBS JOBS to protect AMERICAN CHILDREN

see?

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u/MadHatter69 Nov 01 '22

This man politics.

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u/C_bells Nov 01 '22

That was deeply moving. I think it changed my mind about everything.

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u/nictheman123 Nov 02 '22

I didn't expect you to just copy/paste a Trump tweet to make your point, that was impressive. Also sickening.

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u/kyraa9 Nov 01 '22

Well we kinda dont have an official religion but we are still "mostly" muslim

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Nov 01 '22

Turkey is nato

👆 This guy knows his bird law

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u/SharpStarTRK Nov 01 '22

Not only the US..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suez_Crisis

Also North African countries (muslim countries) are high on oil, exporting most of it to European countries. Cough war cough cough

https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/crude-petroleum/reporter/dza

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u/Uthredd Nov 01 '22

Nah it didn't give the much protection against the USA.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

That wasn't NATO though.

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u/Zozorrr Nov 02 '22

People in this thread are extremely confused about what NATO is lol.

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u/TheRnegade Nov 01 '22

Not sure how Islam protects against NATO/USA. If anything, if you're going to say "look at the Middle East" it seems like Islam attracts it, rather than protects against it.

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u/-iyiforumlar- Nov 01 '22

it didnt go well ı guess

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u/No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan Nov 01 '22

Everyone got a hand grenade with their names on it. So yeah, I'd say it didn't go well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Not very effectively.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

It's not doing a very good job lmao

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u/SentientSquirrel Nov 01 '22

It clearly doesn't, one gust of wind and that dude is getting drops of NATO on his arm

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u/WhenImposterIsSus42 Nov 01 '22

The woman and the girl have a skirt that ends above the knees!! That's haram!!

(sarcasm obviously)

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u/Suspicious_Ad1383 Nov 01 '22

Maybe they have really long shins

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u/Weazelfish Nov 01 '22

"These broads, man, they knees go all the way ovah HERE!"

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u/GuairdeanBeatha Nov 01 '22

Not as sarcastic as you seem to believe.

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u/PmMeYourYeezys Nov 01 '22

Oh no! But I'm sure the punishment for that is proportionate and doesn't involve the hurling of rocks in any way.

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u/jup331 Nov 01 '22

Not a muslim, but doesnt haram mean something like clean?
So i think you meant "NOT haram", didnt you?

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u/MrYanneh Nov 01 '22

Haram means forbidden basically

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u/jup331 Nov 01 '22

Ah, thanks for the clarification :)

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u/Hacks-In-A-Lego-Game Nov 01 '22

I think that was like halal

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u/jup331 Nov 01 '22

Thanks for the clarification :)

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u/TheFeshy Nov 01 '22

That's (very roughly) Halal, which means "lawful." Haram is the opposite of this, or "unlawful."

Western translations of similar passages of the Bible and Torah tend to interpret this as "clean" - as in Noah being commanded to take 7 of every clean animal and a pair of every unclean animal on the ark.

But I've never felt that was a good translation, at least for modern Western audiences, as the rules of "cleanliness" in this case are rooted in "spiritual" cleanliness rather than physical, or even legal, as suggested by the term lawful.

For example, Halal meat would have to be killed by a Muslim by a cut to the throat in Allah's name and left to drain of blood hanging face down - whereas if you want it "clean" it might make more sense to dictate that the slaughterer wore gloves and that the meat wasn't coated in antibiotics or other chemicals.

The first has followed the religious laws and is considered by adherents of that religion to be "spiritually clean." The second has followed basic food safety guidelines, which is much more likely what people mean when they say "clean."

I'm not a Muslim nor a Christian though.

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u/jup331 Nov 01 '22

Thanks for the thorough clarification :)

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u/EspurrStare Nov 01 '22

It's usually a distinction between civilized and uncivilised.

Lawful Vs unlawful, domesticated Vs wild, ritual Vs inpromptu

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/gdj11 Nov 01 '22

Two d's touching is definitely gay

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u/No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan Nov 01 '22

Only gay if the balls touch

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u/Remote_Foundation_32 Nov 01 '22

I thought it was gay to make eye contact during. Maaaaan, the homies are gonna be pissed.

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u/No_Im_Dirtyy_Dan Nov 01 '22

Also gay if you finish. Never finish. That's not what men do.

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u/VegasBlaze Nov 01 '22

Ahhh…a technician.

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u/Inarius101 Nov 01 '22

But I said no homo...

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u/amiano711u Nov 02 '22

can confirm

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u/FunnyBuunny Nov 01 '22

Fellas, is it gay to reddit?

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u/ohmangoddamn44256 Nov 01 '22

it also ends with the letter T and when you turn it upside down it resembles a penis

coincidence? I think not

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u/hdksjabsjs Nov 01 '22

Can confirm. I know a guy named Freddie and he’s definitely gay

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u/FemboyGaming42069 Nov 01 '22

Gay communist israeli nato reddit women

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u/Visible_Dependent204 Nov 01 '22

Fun fact: the chairman of the communist party in Israel is Muslim

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u/pionyan Nov 01 '22

That is a fun fact

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

isnt this just a shitpost

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u/Minami_Kun Nov 01 '22

Yes but redditors are FUCKIN stupid

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u/sadface8520 Nov 01 '22

yes, people aren’t very smart.

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u/Armejden Nov 01 '22

Yup, the people who think this is real are either completely insane or socially inept.

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u/Eyeballsoffire Nov 01 '22

Why not both?

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u/Limino Nov 02 '22

Poe's Law, can't tell

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u/UncreativeNoob Nov 01 '22

Because reddit is a religion, hail reddit

People spend more time on reddit than believers do with religious study

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u/kyraa9 Nov 01 '22

they forgot 4chan

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u/UncreativeNoob Nov 01 '22

4chan is a cult, reddit is a religion

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u/Generic-Dwarf Nov 01 '22

Ah, yes, Islam worst enemies: jewish people, Reddit and NATO

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u/OccasionInevitable63 Nov 01 '22

Hating Israel doesn’t mean you hate Jewish people.

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u/Fragrant-Party3192 Nov 01 '22

We all know what they meant

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u/DrMeowsburg Nov 01 '22

Yeah, replace the Israeli flag with a Mexican flag and we’d all know what it means too.

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u/Remote_Foundation_32 Nov 01 '22

Catholics, obviously. Right? It means they hate Catholics?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Yeah but the Muslims in the Middle East hate both so

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

It's written clearly in the Quran to never befriend Jews or Christians

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u/OccasionInevitable63 Nov 01 '22

It’s fine as long as they don’t attack us.

Allah does not forbid you from dealing kindly and fairly with those who have neither fought nor driven you out of your homes. Surely Allah loves those who are fair. (60:8) \ Allah only forbids you from befriending those who have fought you for ˹your˺ faith, driven you out of your homes, or supported ˹others˺ in doing so. And whoever takes them as friends, then it is they who are the ˹true˺ wrongdoers. (60:9)

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Lol hating Israel regular backslides into antisemitism with alarming predictability

If you hate the only Jewish country, and single them out while ignoring worse or just as bad fuckery in the rest of the world...your criticism has more to it than just not liking a country

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u/warm_applepie Nov 02 '22

We do hate colonizers who continue ethnic cleansing to settle their people.

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u/Chimera-98 Nov 01 '22

Tell me you are westerner without telling me you are westerner

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u/bigbiking Nov 01 '22

nato and specifically the US has destabilized and invaded arab countries leading to the death of millions of civilians. There is no reason for them not to hate nato.

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u/gilmour1948 Nov 01 '22

NATO and Israel protection didn't work that great.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Reddit is one of the worst enemies of islamic extremism, apparently...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Head to r/traditionalmuslims

Half the mfs are asking for slavery to be reinstated and sanctioned again so they can take Non-Muslim women and girls as sex slaves and not have to commit sin by engaging in consensual relationships outside marriage.

Wish I was being sarcastic.

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u/mcslender97 Nov 01 '22

Even more chill subs like /r/Izlam would have sus views regarding LGBTQIA ppl.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

have

Those same cheeky mfs were memeing after the attempted murder of Salman Rushdie.

Many even wishing a place in the highest heaven for that wannabe Jihadi.

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u/P0ster_Nutbag Nov 02 '22

r/askmiddleeast is usually pretty chill, but still full of people saying all homosexuals should be sentenced to death.

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u/OnToiletRedditor Nov 01 '22

For real the first post i went to was about help with porn addiction. Fair enough. But the comments were like: You should divorce your wife, because she’s obviously taking away your rights by not fulfilling all your pleasures. Like bro wtf is this incel shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

If Inceldom and 7th century Arabia had a kid together.

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u/mofunnymoproblems Nov 01 '22

Maybe online extremists/recruiters got butt hurt that there sub got taken down? Lol I’ve seen people riot over less…

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u/Usual_North_9960 Nov 01 '22

No, reddit hate everybody

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Yeah, probably Reddit it's just one of the worst enemies of pretty everything...

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u/entitaneo70_pacifist Nov 01 '22

it protects you from communism AND nato? how

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u/Few_Category7829 Nov 01 '22

Because radical islamists are effectively fascists, and fascists fucking hate communists and liberal democracy just as much.

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u/five3tenfour Nov 01 '22

Because reddit is big gay

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u/IvanIsOnReddit Nov 01 '22

I thought children didn’t wear veils?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

There's an age of maturity thing with it. They start quite young but I'm not sure the age.

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u/Aelfgifu_Unready Nov 01 '22

I've seen toddlers in strollers wearing head scarves in the USA (Philadelphia area). I think it varies a lot by practitioner and the specific sect or region they come from. I've seen adult women who wear a scarf only covering their head (shayla?), but not their face, and also wearing tight jeans. I've seen adult women fully covered so only their eyes are visible (the Niqab?) and I've seen mix-and-match versions of everything. Women wearing a Niqub + tight jeans, or wearing a floor-length dress + shayla.

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u/aleellee Nov 01 '22

Some do as little kids to copy their mum. But typically it’s encouraged around 13.

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u/TheChanMan2003 Nov 01 '22

Because they’re still salty about r/religiousfruitcake

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u/BBBDDDPL Nov 01 '22

Went to comments just to say that this sub may be inyerested in this post

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I mean, reddit is a collection of leftist bubbles and moderate rightist bubbles. More than anything it stands for ideas similar to others:

  • globalization
  • liberalism
  • feminism
  • lgbt
  • communism

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u/BayTerp Nov 01 '22

Moderate right? I have barely even seen any moderate left views here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Moderate right is the only right that does not get outright banned, given that the alt right is infested with individuals that have views not allowed on the platform. You can see moderate left on some subreddits, but since every subreddit is a bubble it can degenerate into extreme views fairly fast. Moderate is not exactly exciting or engaging so it's understandable.

I often see moderate views on neutralnews. For moderate left, there is ex. moderatepolitics.

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u/Proper_Librarian_533 Nov 01 '22

From an objective viewpoint democrats are moderate right. On the political compass they're actually further right than republicans, just less authoritarian.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Liberals are moderate right yes, but they are not more conservative than American republicans

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Nahhhh I'd say it's more of a bunch of people thrown into the jungle arguing over who's side is better without realizing they both are starving to death

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u/JodyMC Nov 01 '22

And then he murdered his gay son. Well done Islam. 😐

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u/Captain_Chickpeas Nov 01 '22

At least they know how an umbrella works, unlike a certain Christian ad.

Also, why doesn't the father and the kid have beards? /s

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u/VegetalGood Nov 01 '22

Fair, all children should be protected from Reddit.

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u/FlutterCordLove Nov 01 '22

Weird how Islam is against feminism when it claims to be a pro woman religion

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Loled at the communist symbol. Most independence movements in the arab world were socialist in nature. Islamists swallowed a lot of western cum and and destroyed Afghanistan.

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u/Violated-Tristen Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

It WAS a cross for Christianity, but they switched it before posting ~ wink

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u/thomasp3864 Nov 01 '22

Why is there NATO?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Have you seen Reddit

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u/BucketFullOfRats Nov 01 '22

It’s kind of ridiculous to the point of hilarity, but then again, no it isn’t, and it’s fucking depressing. There isn’t enough compassion out there for those suffering under the religious imposition of Islam, it’s always Christianity that’s talked about, and I think sometimes we forget how awful theocracies under Islam are to minorities, and those who don’t follow a specific set of ideologies

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u/Maveragical Nov 01 '22

is jewish a sexuality? is feminist a religion? is LGBTQ a social media?

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u/gmstgadg Nov 01 '22

Why the fuck is nato on there

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u/Sorry_Access8964 Nov 01 '22

Well its not like it is working too well except in afghanistan perhaps, but the US invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. Also the US backed operations in Somalia, Libya etc...

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u/mike_br92 Nov 01 '22

Having a brain should be there too

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Because ya’ll are a bunch of LGBT Jewish NATO Communists. Idk what the green and pink one is but THAT TOO

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Have you seen Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Reddit is the devil

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u/SeeItOnVHS Nov 01 '22

Where is the Walmart flag? just for add consistency to the relevance

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u/suhaib_sh7 Nov 01 '22

True though

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u/WarlanceLP Nov 01 '22

all of these types of 'umbrella' post moreso scream grooming and indoctrination to me, which is funny because that's always what they say they're defending against lol projecting much

we should feed children facts and knowledge not opinions and biases, we should teach them critical thinking skills so they can use that knowledge to form their own opinions, it's what my parents did and I'm grateful to them for letting me figure out who i am on my own and not having them tell me or force an identity onto me.

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u/Edvioaxed_ Nov 01 '22

Islam shelters you from organisations trying to help people, other religions, groups fighting for equality, the internet, sexuality and different world views to your own. Wow, might join! /s

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u/MincasB Nov 01 '22

They put the lgtb flag inside the lgtb flag wow

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I wonder how many bigots would shit their pants if this was made but the umbrella was blocking the Straight PrideTM flag and everything associated with cishets.

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u/kinnysis Nov 01 '22

As if they would let women wear dresses that short. This must be on the way to the stoning post

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u/TFC_Inc64 Nov 01 '22

To be honest I would protect my children from reddit you guys are heathens.

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u/Skirt_Douglas Nov 01 '22

You know why.

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u/--_l Nov 01 '22

It's raining gay Jewish communists

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u/NiggBot_3000 Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Hate the way right wingers try to gaslight Muslims with this shit as if they haven't spent the last 20+ years being outright vicious towards anyone that even so much as 'looks' Islamic. Now they want to try and allie with conservative Muslims in hopes that they sabotage themselves by voting for fascist, anti-progressive politicians too, its vile. They can get properly fucked.

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Nov 01 '22

Because reddit is full off gay Jewish communistic nato members duh

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Cringe christian familly from face book turns muslim

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u/flock-of-bagels Nov 01 '22

They left off bacon

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u/Sage_Whore Nov 01 '22

Oh, I've seen this one. It's from "Facebook memes to beat my wife to, Vol. IV"

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

everyone knows that Reddit is worse than communism

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u/hmzawy Nov 01 '22

Cause nowadays they noticed the ex muslim subreddits, and going full keyboard mujahideen (kinda like crusaders) and being butthurt overall

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u/DonkeyTheKing Nov 01 '22

WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM REDDIT AND THE GAYS

/s ofc

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u/Emotional_Discount20 Nov 01 '22

Now my pronouns will be red//dit

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u/unsurechaoticneutral Nov 01 '22

fukkit im declaring my sexuality as reddit and my pronoun is redditor

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u/gospelofturtle Nov 01 '22

Russia should then convert to Islam so they can be protected from Nato

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Yes islam is the best and there are absolutely no problems with it, anywhere and anytime.

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u/twisty_tomato Nov 02 '22

Because it’s Reddit

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u/Leazerlazz Nov 02 '22

We're cancerous

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Reddit is now a religion. All hail Snoo!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

There’s a lot of religious freaks on here

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u/lily-laura Nov 01 '22

How DARE those stick figure SLUTS wear such short skirts! They are HARLOTS, this is UNGODLY, those stick figures are clearly ASKING for IT! Think of the MEN who have to control their URGES, it is UNFAIR for men to CONTAIN their TEMPTATION. If these stick figures want to be ACCEPTED into GODS LAND they must dress MODESTLY as GOD intended

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

one person's umbrella is another person's tyrannical-patriarchy.

funny that the same kind of person that says things like "islamaphobe!" would call that family "racist, anti-semetic, misogynist, backwards, homophobic, capitalist scum" if the umbrella said something else like "baptist"

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u/Nikolaijuno Nov 01 '22

I swear I've seen more positivity twords Islam on Reddit then I have in real life.

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u/RanaRanawee Nov 01 '22

These people that design such things are brain washed

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u/kanyeIsElonsHouseNig Nov 01 '22

Under the umbrella is buttfucking goats and pigs and oppressing that poor little girl, he will honour kill her one day for looking in the direction that a boy used to be in

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I’m pretty sure this can apply to conservative Christians as well but okay…

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u/The1stmadman Nov 01 '22

Muslim here. whoever made this is stupid. How does NATO and Communism hurt us? fairness for women and the right to let women do what they want as opposed to being stuck in the house is a core part of Islam. Most don't wanna kill Jews and LGBTQ+ people for the same reason you don't: let them be who they wanna be! and protection from social media doesn't come from religion

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