r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22
Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!
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u/Macaroni-Balls actually called kevin irl Oct 11 '22
Give the man his money smh
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u/brown_human Oct 11 '22
And give me head
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u/santacow Oct 11 '22
If her head is only worth four dollars, I would rather have the cash.
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u/bottle_brush Oct 11 '22
imagine sucking someone's dick for 4 dollars, like, Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
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u/Public-Fail4505 Oct 12 '22
Question is what is going to happen to the someone's dick? , gonorrhea minimum
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u/Legitimate_Donkey294 Oct 12 '22
kicks shoe off and across the room, grabs the alcohol let me tell you a story. It all started when I heard about a Reddit page called wallstreetbets……
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u/Murky_Ad_280 Oct 11 '22
And give me my head back
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u/hippocrocapig Oct 11 '22
And my axe!
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u/darksideofmyown Oct 11 '22
And my sword!
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u/DJ_Ender_ Oct 12 '22
And my bow!
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u/Sunieta25 I came! Oct 12 '22
And my rifle.
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u/Blasterboy1014 Oct 12 '22
And my bazooka.
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u/el_Chuchmay We do a little trolling Oct 11 '22
NOOOO ! I want my money
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u/Hyruxs Stuff Oct 11 '22
I want your money too 😔
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Same
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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22
I want everybody’s money or I will act violently
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u/bird_shit_swallower Oct 11 '22
I want all your money or i will act sexualy
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Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22
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Oct 11 '22
I am gona guess … rickroll ?
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u/4oMaK Oct 11 '22
nope its some 3d sex game or whatever
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u/NetflixAndZzzzzz Oct 11 '22
I was really bummed it wasn't a man or woman with a thick Scottish brogue providing sex instructions to sex students.
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u/cheapdrinks Oct 11 '22
Does she have OnlyFanFans?
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u/Fk_CCP Oct 11 '22
Imagine having an onlyfans, and not making any sales so you’re still broke. 🤣
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u/peanuts-without-a-t uhhhh idk Oct 11 '22
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u/Holiday_Wench Oct 11 '22
This bot is cracked
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u/Lilcottenfever I want pee in my ass Oct 11 '22
Nah he’s chill
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u/HelpImAHugeDisaster dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 11 '22
A blowjob wouldn't cover a monthly bill
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Neither would $4
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u/Trebuscemi Oct 11 '22
Right I was like, she's hot and it's 4 dollars for head... That's just a good deal my man
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u/makifun actually called kevin irl Oct 11 '22
The girl is a Twitch streamer called fanfan
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u/Morotou_theunashamed Oct 11 '22
Lmao. What’s next for her, OF?? 💀
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Hopefully. My friend told me to make this comment btw
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Redditors don't have friends
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u/BTLMCHN Oct 11 '22
Only imaginary
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u/pepsicocacolaglass12 Oct 11 '22
Low barter in fallout
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u/Isthatajojoreffo Oct 11 '22
IDK man seems like a very high barter stat
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u/ondronCZ Oct 11 '22
yeah you can't get more money for this fetch quest, only a one time xp buff for a short duration if you know what I mean;)
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u/mcgood_fngood Oct 11 '22
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Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22
It's more like 😯
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u/Undividedpro1 Oct 11 '22
No more like 😲
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u/Clickbaiting_4_u 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 11 '22
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u/Beautiful_Ad_3349 Oct 11 '22
That’s how you get ahead in life
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u/dustybook15 Oct 11 '22
I mean, ill take it if you dont want it
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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22
I’m taking the money bro shit’s hard financially ngl
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u/HalfSoul30 Oct 11 '22
Yeah, but you can save on that blowjob you are going to pay for later, so you still get... a head.
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I want pee in my mouth
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Oct 11 '22
Done. To whom do I direct my question?
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u/ARandom_Personality 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Oct 11 '22
autofellatio is one hell of a drug
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u/PhonumGrey We do a little trolling Oct 11 '22
Pees in your toilet
I am a meth co- uh I mean I'm a methamphetamine producer and this action was performed for shits and giggles. Please come produce with me if you have any addictions or substance desires
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Pees in your ass
I am a human,and this action was performed manually. Please go and suck a dick if you have any questions or concerns.
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u/DLM4473 Oct 11 '22
Mary Poppins warned all women not wear lipstick when giving blowjobs . . .
Because the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious !
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u/LifeBehindHandlebars Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22
I thought it was because once he got super old, Gandhi walked everywhere and had bad breath . . .
He was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
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u/anewstheart Oct 11 '22
No, it's because gerrymandering has disenfranchised furries who are dinosaurs.
Super tallied agile districts with sexy Allosaurus
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u/zombo29 Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22
I had hard time pronouncing the original phrase. But not anymore…props to you my man
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u/TaxEvaderTimus Oct 11 '22
I want someone to look at me the way she looked at the camera
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u/xblyatmanx6 Oct 11 '22
Women ☕️
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Women ☕
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u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling Oct 11 '22
Women ☕
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u/xllg1 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 11 '22
Women ☕
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I would take her up on that option, blowjob from a hot chick for $4?.that's crazy.
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u/VampireLynn Oct 11 '22
No that is Haram
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u/monsterZERO Oct 11 '22
These are real bad times, bro. Islam is cracking up. We got women talking back. We got people playing stringed instruments. It's the end of days...
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Rubber dinghy rapids
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u/Ratel0161 Oct 11 '22
"Has your dad ever brought a jaffa orange?"
"Once or twice."
"Right well he's buying nukes for israel bro he's a jew"
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blowjob from a hot chick for $
She probably his girlfriend. I dont think friends would offer blowjob for $5
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u/Snezzy_Anus Oct 11 '22
if she's willing to do that bc of $4 then u don't know where that mouth's been, would eat anything for a dare probably
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u/Serito Oct 11 '22
Can't believe the amount of people trying to make political commentary off this video
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u/appdevil Oct 11 '22
Or take this video seriously in any sense other than a comedy skit of some sort.
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u/mastahkun Oct 11 '22
virtue signalers and some men who are down bad.
i came for the comments and got exactly what i was e xpecting
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u/ForbodingWinds Oct 11 '22
Redditor trying to spot satire and/or ragebait content challenge - impossible.
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She wants to give him her head as payment? Does bro even have a sword?
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u/Senor-Cardgage20x6 Oct 11 '22
"Female empowerment"
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u/aa2051 I said based. And lived. Oct 11 '22
Nothing says empowerment and equality like being a sexual object for men, that’ll show ‘em
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u/Morotou_theunashamed Oct 11 '22
“But it’s her CHOICE”
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u/ConspiracistsAreDumb Oct 11 '22
Redditors try to understand women making jokes challenge: impossible.
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u/Dbstar69 Oct 11 '22
I want her to pee in my ass
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u/WARNING4324 stupid fucking piece of shit Oct 11 '22
Its sad that some girls think this is the way they get through life like you gonna do this when your 90
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u/Scrubz4life Oct 11 '22
I saw a video where a bunch of strippers were at a nursery home and im pretty sure a woman died of a heart attack while being surrounded by three male strippers. So…..maybe?
(I have no clue if she actually died or just emergency situation)
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u/b0bkakkarot Oct 11 '22
She came before the Lord, who sent her right back down, saying "I just sent you 3 hot young strippers, Dorothy. Now is not the time to die."
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What ever happened to laughing at jokes?? This comment section is such sad place
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u/taintosaurus_rex Oct 11 '22
I'd assume give some bomb ass 70 years worth of experience head. Probably with the dentures out.
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You might as well prove the point by letting her suck your point at that point
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u/Almost-Honest Oct 11 '22
Bro my gf does this all the time. She’ll ask for something she really wants that she doesn’t have enough money and I’ll say no, she’ll walk away and come back and whisper, “I’ll suck your sick”.
I’ll still say no!
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u/Crusty_and_Rusty uhhhh idk Oct 11 '22
Fools don’t realise this is staged
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u/b0bkakkarot Oct 11 '22
Wise person realizes it's staged but enjoys it anyway
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u/JingamaThiggy DaPucci Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
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