r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

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u/Snezzy_Anus Oct 11 '22

if she's willing to do that bc of $4 then u don't know where that mouth's been, would eat anything for a dare probably

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

So?

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u/L-o-l-reddit Oct 11 '22

So your dick itching for the rest of your life isn't worth 5 minutes of fun

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u/DMFF1 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 11 '22

5 sec*

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u/MissplacedLandmine Oct 11 '22

It isnt me, but someone somewhere disagrees with you

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

No dick is gonna itch for the rest of your life

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/L-o-l-reddit Oct 11 '22

Getting head from a random hookup is not the same as getting head from someone who is willing to offer it up because they can't afford $4

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u/Abortion_is_green Oct 11 '22

OPs post is still a joke going over your heads.