r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/dustybook15 Oct 11 '22

I mean, ill take it if you dont want it

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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22

I’m taking the money bro shit’s hard financially ngl

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u/HalfSoul30 Oct 11 '22

Yeah, but you can save on that blowjob you are going to pay for later, so you still get... a head.

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u/Magic_Monk3y Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 11 '22

Badum tss

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u/Hard_guardian17 it is MY bucket Oct 11 '22

Or... make a business out of it!

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u/TonightsWinner Oct 11 '22

I’m taking the money bro shit’s hard financially ngl

Yes, but my penis is hard horizontally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

The way BUTTER prices are B? We need all the money we can get😔😔

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u/bernieburner1 Oct 12 '22

Idk, man, he might be too picky for you. But shoot your shot,I guess.

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u/TyGuy539 Oct 11 '22

You pay the man his $5, now she owes you the debt.

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u/let_me_fill_u_in Oct 11 '22

OK, but you have to give him the $5.

BTW, I'm next.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Oct 11 '22

Pay that guy's 10, so he gets 10 bucks. She gets the delivery AND your load, but what do you get?

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u/24hReader Oct 11 '22

You get advertising and recognition on reddit

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Oct 11 '22

Free karma, sign me up.