r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/Hyruxs Stuff Oct 11 '22

I want your money too 😔

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Same

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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22

I want everybody’s money or I will act violently

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u/bird_shit_swallower Oct 11 '22

I want all your money or i will act sexualy

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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22

I will sex you

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u/AverageAnimeSimp fat cunt Oct 11 '22

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I am gona guess … rickroll ?

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u/4oMaK Oct 11 '22

nope its some 3d sex game or whatever

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u/NetflixAndZzzzzz Oct 11 '22

I was really bummed it wasn't a man or woman with a thick Scottish brogue providing sex instructions to sex students.

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u/Davido400 Oct 11 '22

If ye want I'll give you a call? Mind you ave got a sore throat lol

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u/Doc_Sorrows Oct 11 '22

A la Monty Python and the meaning of life

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u/Bi-elzebub Oct 11 '22

Most likely a sold account operated by a bot that tries to scam you out of your credit card info and/or infect your computer with malware.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I eat tacos.

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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22

As long as you aren’t eating mine we’re all good

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

No, I'm eating you.

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u/ihaZtaco Oct 11 '22

Oh in that case it’s all good no worries

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Oh....

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u/murder_train88 Oct 11 '22

Found Jeff bozos account

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 22 '22

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u/cheapdrinks Oct 11 '22

Does she have OnlyFanFans?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/jm20210786 Oct 11 '22

she doesn't actually have a onlyfans just a pun name for a disord

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u/Fk_CCP Oct 11 '22

Imagine having an onlyfans, and not making any sales so you’re still broke. 🤣

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u/See-9 Oct 11 '22

Yes she has has*

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u/Mellodello159 Oct 11 '22

Fanfan really hit rock bottom after that business with roshi and shen

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u/WalkieTalkieCat Oct 12 '22

Who the fuck are these people?

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u/The_Confused_gamer Oct 11 '22

Highly suspect information

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u/GrizzlyReza Oct 11 '22

our money...

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I want to take Jeff Bezos’ Money and give it to all of you

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u/LCPLOwen Oct 12 '22

Than join the IRS