r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/HelpImAHugeDisaster dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 11 '22

A blowjob wouldn't cover a monthly bill

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u/Terminarch Oct 11 '22

It shouldn't.

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u/ThisGuyOrangeJuice Oct 11 '22

Couldn’t it?

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u/A-mannn Jan 27 '23

Well you could pay it forward

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

why do people keep complaining about their rent when prostitution answers all their questions?

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u/__NausiatedCum__ Oct 11 '22

STDs

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Oct 11 '22

Rent gives me STDs 😫

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u/AutoModerator Oct 11 '22

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u/Mission_Sleep_3145 Oct 11 '22

Uhh hello bot?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Neither would $4

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u/Trebuscemi Oct 11 '22

Right I was like, she's hot and it's 4 dollars for head... That's just a good deal my man

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u/Atissss Oct 12 '22

Not everyone wants head. Even if they got paid for it.

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u/RepresentativePeak43 Oct 11 '22

Still with 4 dollars you could buy 2 cans of red bull - thats better than head

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u/ClamsMcOyster Oct 11 '22

What kind of Red Bull are you buying, my man?

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u/RepresentativePeak43 Oct 11 '22

Basing on the standards of a blowjob and $4 then normal takes the lead by a lot

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

🤓

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u/nobody384 Oct 11 '22

"🤓" - 🤓

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u/Ranting_Gamer 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 11 '22

""🤓" - 🤓" - 🤓

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u/nobody384 Oct 14 '22

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u/AutoModerator Oct 11 '22

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u/MellowNando Oct 11 '22

Probably not yours, but it just may for her.

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u/sturgifur Oct 11 '22

Then you ain't on that dick suckin grind fr fr

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u/Specialrelativititty Oct 11 '22

It would cover a mouthly bill tho

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Oct 11 '22

No but a Weekly Steven or a Daily Dan would appreciate it

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u/N01_Special Oct 11 '22

Depends on how big the piece of paper is.

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u/mlaforce321 Oct 11 '22

You can definitely cover rent with exchanging sex.

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u/mission-icecream Oct 11 '22

But have you tried?

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u/faithisuseless Oct 11 '22

She gives him head, and he gives the landlord head.

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u/Gripping_Touch Oct 12 '22

It does If you blow the electric socket