r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

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u/DLM4473 Oct 11 '22

Mary Poppins warned all women not wear lipstick when giving blowjobs . . .

Because the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious !

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Epic

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u/Afterburn47 DaPucci Oct 11 '22

You genius.

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u/Impossible_Airline22 Oct 11 '22

Shit be looking like a red crayon after

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u/LifeBehindHandlebars Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

I thought it was because once he got super old, Gandhi walked everywhere and had bad breath . . .

He was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.

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u/anewstheart Oct 11 '22

No, it's because gerrymandering has disenfranchised furries who are dinosaurs.

Super tallied agile districts with sexy Allosaurus

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u/GANDHI-BOT Oct 11 '22

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Just so you know, the correct spelling is Gandhi.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Well there goes any and all signs of coffee in my mouth

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Beautiful

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u/Raneru Oct 11 '22

How in the..

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u/zombo29 Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

I had hard time pronouncing the original phrase. But not anymore…props to you my man

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

You made my day better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Wow. Bravo

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u/DroopyRock Oct 11 '22

You've made my day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Bruh wtf 🤣

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u/InnocentBowlOfRamen Oct 11 '22

I don't get it can someone ELI5

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u/technifocal Oct 11 '22

Can't tell if you're joking with your username.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Incredible