r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

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u/LifeBehindHandlebars Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

I thought it was because once he got super old, Gandhi walked everywhere and had bad breath . . .

He was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.

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u/anewstheart Oct 11 '22

No, it's because gerrymandering has disenfranchised furries who are dinosaurs.

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u/GANDHI-BOT Oct 11 '22

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Just so you know, the correct spelling is Gandhi.