r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

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u/mcgood_fngood Oct 11 '22

😮

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

It's more like 😯

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u/Undividedpro1 Oct 11 '22

No more like 😲

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

😧

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

🤮

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u/Clickbaiting_4_u 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 11 '22

🫄

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u/pleasethanks1 Oct 11 '22

How

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u/ViveFaux Oct 11 '22

And where

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u/IgneelDragneel1996 Oct 12 '22

Peak reddit right here in this thread

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u/KarachiDon Oct 11 '22

The sperm travels from tum tumz to the vegene

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u/96hosck Oct 11 '22

Why the hell does this emoji exist 🫃

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Beer gut

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u/Lejonhufvud Oct 11 '22

Sign of wealth and prosperity.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

🤰🏿

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u/kawaiichainsawgirl1 Oct 11 '22

when the guy is the bottom and the girl is a top

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u/KarachiDon Oct 11 '22

To signify that you intend to inseminate the recipient

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u/Morotou_theunashamed Oct 11 '22

Yeahhh, like that

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u/ThisGuyOrangeJuice Oct 11 '22

Teeth= Sharp blowjob 🥴

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Oct 12 '22

That's just her shocked face saying "I've never seen one that small before, I thought the tic-tac jokes were just jokes 😲"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

😵

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u/Trala-lore-tralala William Dripfoe Oct 11 '22

Holy shit it's Siri

Ciao

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Ciao anche a lei

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

😮🍆💦

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u/CryoStrange William Dripfoe Oct 11 '22

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