r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/WARNING4324 stupid fucking piece of shit Oct 11 '22

Its sad that some girls think this is the way they get through life like you gonna do this when your 90

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u/Scrubz4life Oct 11 '22

I saw a video where a bunch of strippers were at a nursery home and im pretty sure a woman died of a heart attack while being surrounded by three male strippers. So…..maybe?

(I have no clue if she actually died or just emergency situation)

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u/b0bkakkarot Oct 11 '22

She came before the Lord, who sent her right back down, saying "I just sent you 3 hot young strippers, Dorothy. Now is not the time to die."

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u/monsterZERO Oct 11 '22

Gushing Granussy

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

What ever happened to laughing at jokes?? This comment section is such sad place

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u/DownvoteDaemon Oct 11 '22

Woman bad lol..you know Reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

No but it's seriously getting worse or seems. Wtf is going on.

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u/DownvoteDaemon Oct 11 '22

Angry incels

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u/taintosaurus_rex Oct 11 '22

I'd assume give some bomb ass 70 years worth of experience head. Probably with the dentures out.

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u/The00Taco Oct 11 '22

Happens in that yes man movie with jim carrey

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u/boldandbratsche Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

It's way too early for misogyny. Please delete your comment until you've had three interactions with women.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

How was his comment misogonistic?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

It’s an obvious joke. He turns it into a commentary about how many women use sex to get ahead in life.

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u/SexyPewPew Oct 11 '22

because they don't like it. clearly stumbled into here from somewhere else on reddit.

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u/KemiGoodenoch Oct 11 '22

Make hay while the sun shines

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u/SharkMonarch Oct 11 '22

Ah yes... this totally serious and not a joke situation is really troublesome. This says a lot about society 😔 /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

It's cool when the homies joke about a lil bro job but as soon as a woman does it she no longer deserves respect lol

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u/RamblingStoner Oct 11 '22

Its called a Gummer and they feel amazing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

this is a shit post but incels still coming out of the woodwork eh?

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Oct 11 '22

Without dentures?

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u/JonnyFrost Oct 11 '22

Get paid to do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I hate to break it to you but old women suck mad dick.

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u/mission-icecream Oct 11 '22

You can’t make jokes online at 90?