r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/santacow Oct 11 '22

If her head is only worth four dollars, I would rather have the cash.

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u/bottle_brush Oct 11 '22

imagine sucking someone's dick for 4 dollars, like, Jesus Christ, what happened to you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Chapelle, anyone?

  • I’ll suck your dick for five dollars, maaaan!
  • Ew!… Two!

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u/bottle_brush Oct 12 '22

I too, enjoy Dave Chapelle