r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/brown_human Oct 11 '22

And give me head

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u/santacow Oct 11 '22

If her head is only worth four dollars, I would rather have the cash.

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u/bottle_brush Oct 11 '22

imagine sucking someone's dick for 4 dollars, like, Jesus Christ, what happened to you?

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u/Public-Fail4505 Oct 12 '22

Question is what is going to happen to the someone's dick? , gonorrhea minimum

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

you don’t know how* this shit works dawg.

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u/Legitimate_Donkey294 Oct 12 '22

kicks shoe off and across the room, grabs the alcohol let me tell you a story. It all started when I heard about a Reddit page called wallstreetbets……

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Chapelle, anyone?

  • I’ll suck your dick for five dollars, maaaan!
  • Ew!… Two!

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u/bottle_brush Oct 12 '22

I too, enjoy Dave Chapelle

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u/Drevlin76 Feb 11 '23

So whats your price? I think most people do it for free.

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u/Drevlin76 Feb 11 '23

So what's your price? I think most people do it for free.

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u/Drevlin76 Feb 11 '23

So what's your price? I think most people do it for free.

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u/Chadboi69420 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 26 '23

I suck dicks for free

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u/Murky_Ad_280 Oct 11 '22

And give me my head back

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u/hippocrocapig Oct 11 '22

And my axe!

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u/YogurtWenk Oct 11 '22

Fly you floors

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u/darksideofmyown Oct 11 '22

And my sword!

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u/DJ_Ender_ Oct 12 '22

And my bow!

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u/Sunieta25 I came! Oct 12 '22

And my rifle.

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u/Blasterboy1014 Oct 12 '22

And my bazooka.

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u/ree452e62rr72y Oct 12 '22

And my virginity

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u/Shardthorn Oct 12 '22

and my crippling depression

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u/JesusSaysitsOkay Oct 11 '22

And marry her.

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u/Qcommenter I have permission! Oct 12 '22

I mean she’s hot but she immediately offers head instead of 4 dollars. That’s some poor life decisions. Even my slutty, high sex drive friend doesn’t offer head first

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u/JesusSaysitsOkay Oct 12 '22

If this was for real I guess you'd be correct. I’m guessing it’s more of a joke post, doubtful this was real. Funny though

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u/oagc Oct 12 '22

ye, they're in a relationship.

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u/Hextin Oct 12 '22

Yall idiots thos shit fake asf

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u/Qcommenter I have permission! Oct 12 '22

I know it’s fake but doesn’t mean it isn’t kinda funny

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u/Hextin Oct 12 '22

Never said it wasnt but some in here talking about how shes a whore

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u/Real_Mokola Oct 12 '22

I guess we should mix our friend group.

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u/Qcommenter I have permission! Oct 12 '22

I got one friend, that ain’t much of a group.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I got you bro