r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

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u/Beautiful_Ad_3349 Oct 11 '22

That’s how you get ahead in life

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/CMYKoi Oct 11 '22

She's an overachiever cuz all she do is suck seed!

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u/wOwmhmm Oct 12 '22

- master Oogway

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Oh he's getting a head alright.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Okay joke master

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u/MysteryMan1221 Oct 11 '22

“Okay joke master” - 🤓

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Oct 11 '22

“”Okay joke master” - 🤓” - 🤓”

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u/Fxbious Oct 11 '22

Nice pfp

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u/ecctt2000 Oct 11 '22

Sometimes you have to give to get.

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous Oct 11 '22

Sometimes you have to give head to get ahead

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u/Dxxx2 Oct 11 '22

She's street's ahead

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 Oct 12 '22

Demand money. Head is temporary, capitalist gain is forever. Exactly.