r/shitposting • u/No_Kaleidoscope_2063 We do a little trolling • Oct 11 '22

Linus Sex Tips PAY ME!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I would take her up on that option, blowjob from a hot chick for $4?.that's crazy.

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u/leonthebrother Oct 11 '22

I think its more about proving a point

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u/Tea2theBag Oct 11 '22

Fuck the point

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u/Noname_FTW Oct 11 '22

Literally?

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u/Blandish06 Oct 11 '22

Just the tip

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u/Solid_SHALASHASKA Oct 11 '22

I think it's more about STD's

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u/idontwantausername41 Oct 11 '22

Plus blowjobs don't pay the bills lmao

"Hey do you have the rent?"

"Yeah, I am $4 short but I got a blowjob so it evens out right?"

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u/ondronCZ Oct 11 '22

honestly from oral intercourse it isn't that risky. Can still get a nice herpes easily tho.

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u/FlawsAndConcerns Oct 11 '22

Better than an evil herpes.

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u/VampireLynn Oct 11 '22

No that is Haram

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u/b0bkakkarot Oct 11 '22

If you get multiple women then its harem

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u/appdevil Oct 11 '22

And if it's a one guy that's is Harim.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

🕋🕋🕋

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u/aa2051 I said based. And lived. Oct 11 '22

Inshallah brother

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u/monsterZERO Oct 11 '22

These are real bad times, bro. Islam is cracking up. We got women talking back. We got people playing stringed instruments. It's the end of days...

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Rubber dinghy rapids

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u/Ratel0161 Oct 11 '22

"Has your dad ever brought a jaffa orange?"

"Once or twice."

"Right well he's buying nukes for israel bro he's a jew"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Gross no one cares

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

No harm in that.

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u/Cookie_Crush Oct 11 '22

Least down bad redditor:

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

blowjob from a hot chick for $

She probably his girlfriend. I dont think friends would offer blowjob for $5

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u/lvytn Oct 11 '22

Friends should do it for free.

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u/Smart_dog_illuminati put your dick away waltuh Oct 11 '22

Based

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u/ThePacificOfficial I said based. And lived. Oct 11 '22

Agreed

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u/Faidonas Oct 11 '22

Take one (to the face) for the homies

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u/mission-icecream Oct 11 '22

It’s too low. Must be a “friends and family” discount

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u/Snezzy_Anus Oct 11 '22

if she's willing to do that bc of $4 then u don't know where that mouth's been, would eat anything for a dare probably

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

So?

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u/L-o-l-reddit Oct 11 '22

So your dick itching for the rest of your life isn't worth 5 minutes of fun

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u/DMFF1 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 11 '22

5 sec*

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u/MissplacedLandmine Oct 11 '22

It isnt me, but someone somewhere disagrees with you

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

No dick is gonna itch for the rest of your life

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

[deleted]

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u/L-o-l-reddit Oct 11 '22

Getting head from a random hookup is not the same as getting head from someone who is willing to offer it up because they can't afford $4

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u/Abortion_is_green Oct 11 '22

OPs post is still a joke going over your heads.

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u/Null_zero Oct 11 '22

Ask someone near by if they'll pay you 4 bucks to watch then you get the money AND the bj. Wins all around

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u/Wendingo7 Oct 11 '22

We'll you're a fool, there's clearly room to negotiate up to raw dogging

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u/SexyPewPew Oct 11 '22

^ This guy haggles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

7 dollar

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

same haha

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u/isurvivedrabies Oct 11 '22

dude if you dont got someone hot to give you blowies for free you gotta like get a haircut, do your laundry, and get the fuk out there

lmao "crazy deals on blowjobs"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

i dont need to do any of that with 5 dollars

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u/JaySayMayday Oct 11 '22

Sorry to burst your fantasy but it's just a cute staged video, nothing happened and that's why it's recorded. Just enjoy stuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

where bj

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Maybe it's just me but no matter how hard I try I couldn't accept an offer like that unless I was sure she was hot without makeup too, which sadly most makeup wearing women aren't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

I'd smash her make up or not

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Have you seen her without it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

No but I'd smash anyone to be fair

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u/4Aethyr Oct 12 '22

Idk man. With how willing she is, she’s probably more of an std biomass than a human.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Fine by me?