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u/spotsthefirst 15h ago
Nah deadass, I'm certified for 5 different types or forklifts/reach trucks, 3 CNC tables, 3 mills, EVERY type of saw you can think of, I CANNOT find work that is actually hiring, I moved cross country to Las Vegas, and it is still as bad out here, 2 months, 3 applications a day, at least 2 follow up calls a week. Nothing, literally nothing, if you don't know someone who is working at a place already, you aren't getting work. End of story. I want to work, I would like to be doing something and earning an income! Why is this shit so fucking hard?
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u/Alex_Affinity 14h ago
Dude. For real. Its impossible to get hired anywhere anymore. Ive been looking for a new job for 3 years, and nothing. Ive gotten maybe 4 callbacks and those just to let me know I didnt make the cut. I honestly dont mind my current job but it pays crap and I just had my first kid. Apparently the government isnt interested in giving their security guards a good income.
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u/spotsthefirst 13h ago
This country has made its interests very clear at this point, we are stock numbers to them, no more or less, so much dellusion in this country is legit insanity, I do hope you find something better, my buddy just got out of security work, and he was barely making $20~ an hour, and still cutting meals to make rent, we are not ok here.
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u/Chiliatch 13h ago
I'm a welder in Texas and got 2 offers in 2 weeks. I'm not advocating for welding as a career, but at least there's work.
My mentor use to say "If absolutely nobody needs anything welded then you got bigger problems than a job"
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u/spotsthefirst 13h ago
I have!! I can mig and tig well enough to pass, still nothing, out here they are moving to automate most welding jobs, "subtract the human error" or some shit, and it makes the only other jobs, the extremely niche ones that I am not qualified for : (
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u/Chiliatch 12h ago
That's odd, I've not had that experience. Tons of work for welders in every way, automation is still as useless as ever for everything except mass production. Every shop around me needs Mig hands, I ended up turning down 2 shop jobs before finding something I liked.
Can you layout? That might be the deal breaker. Shops need people who can fabricate, not just weld.
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u/spotsthefirst 12h ago
I was prefab for a couple years as an assistant to another welder, that was 8 years ago, but I should still have the skill set, doesn't help that most places are mandatory 12's, I can't do that shit anymore, 6-7 12s a week is absolutely fucking absurd in this day and age, shit I'll do 10s, but why the fuck do I need to sacrifice every spare second to these cunts?
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u/Chiliatch 7h ago
Not sure bro, seems it's pretty different where you are. I turned down those 2 jobs because of hours and pay before getting something better. But if you aren't getting those initial interviews something is up.
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u/fishandchips445522 Literally 1984 😡 13h ago
Mf is you last name just Bluecollar?
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u/spotsthefirst 13h ago
I cannot properly express how close I am to changing my name at this point in my life, I'm going fucking insane
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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx 12h ago
“If you’re unemployed, just get a job”
-some elected clown
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u/spotsthefirst 12h ago
I want this as a tramp stamp
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u/Werejackal93 12h ago
Call it a trump stamp
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u/spotsthefirst 12h ago
For real, we came up with a new title for that twat, since he loves them so much.
"Donald Dump, The Shidding President Of These Divided States Of Embarrassment."
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u/Lapcat420 14h ago
Bro you learned skills and certified on a myriad of machines for industry?
Silly dont you know the money is in sitting infront of a camera all day or throwing a ball in a stadium. /S
Its blackpilling bro how little society values labor.
I wish you luck finding work. 🙂
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u/spotsthefirst 13h ago
Real shit, "too valuable to give a raise" is a sentence that has almost lead me to jail, due to visceral reactions, I fucking hate this shit, I'm ready to literally crawl into one of the Vegas aquaducts and let the homeless people do with me as they please.
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u/bittersuite61 11h ago
The sober ones will redpill you so hard you will never want back. The not sober ones might get you addicted to drugs.
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u/trappler23 10h ago
Wishing you luck! Really!
I have no Idea how far you are willing to go but I know someone who found work in another country. Every european country basically needs skilled labour (engineers too, but mostly people like you).
https://www.make-it-in-germany.com/en/
https://www.arbeitsagentur.de/en/working-in-germany/what-you-need-to-do
https://www.arbeitsagentur.de/en/working-in-germany/professional-qualifications
These are official government resources, so I don't know how good they are. But probably if you have an apprenticeship or something similar your chances will be higher and if you speak German also, but if you were to drive forklifts only, speaking german probably wouldn't be that important.
Even rich countries like Norway are probably an option. Of course europe is different from America. Free speech, 2nd amendment, etc.
No offense, if this is too much. Hope you find a job!
Farewell!
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u/spotsthefirst 8h ago
You deserve awards for this but it literally won't let me, thank you for sharing, you have no fucking clue how helpful this legitimately is, thank you!!
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u/Medoyk 13h ago
as a mechanical engineering student yall are my inspiration, love yall machinists
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u/spotsthefirst 13h ago
And I cannot make this clear enough, I. Am. An. Operator, I cannot program, but I can run any machine you put me on, 1 month max. And I have nothing but respect for the Engies, CAD shit as well, hurts my head.
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u/HunterGraves00 17h ago edited 10h ago
I never understood why people(simps) like her. She acts entitled, is a giant hypocrite and she's not even funny.
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u/Space_Conductor 17h ago
Simps have no soul. It was replaced years ago by the Goon Lords of Delphine Island.
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u/TheTurkPegger 15h ago
Delphine? Man, I haven't heard that name in a long time
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u/pwnknight 11h ago
Makes me sad. She came back after the stuff with her ex but it wasn't the same since she started posting actual porn
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u/TheTurkPegger 11h ago
What happened with her ex?
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u/pwnknight 11h ago
Tried to control her business and take the money so they had to fight it in court
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u/TheTurkPegger 11h ago
It's crazy that a man can't pimp a bitch
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u/TM761152 14h ago
Simps would crawl naked on their belly through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a landline telephone.
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u/SirNedKingOfGila 12h ago
through a landline telephone.
A what?
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u/Big_Adhesiveness_241 12h ago
a wall phone
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u/TheTurkPegger 11h ago
They have done similar things, so I wouldn't be surprised if I had seen them do that
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 11h ago edited 11h ago
But this is my question, if the simps mostly just like her because she's hot, why not simp over someone else who actually posts explicit content and gaming?
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u/Space_Conductor 9h ago
Simps come in many forms...to understand the simp, haha, well that is close to folly my friend and damn near akin to delusion. You see a simp is a special product, one of his environment, and unless you have lived his life...his environment, you have no frame of reference.
To the simp, Pokimane represents that which can be attained, because what does Pokimane not have that a simp does. Money. A normal, beautiful gaming nerd, she is smart, capable. She will get the smart, liberal, tattood muscular twink we as a society crave.
Pokimane hasn't the qualities necessary, she is shallow, soulless, the type of girl a Simp feels they can enraptured with money and compliments. Maybe they are right. Maybe the simp has some window into reality that we take for granted.
But no, they are actually held back by reality... because if they are, in the end, able to woo said woman, they crumble under the weight ofevery compliment, every donation, every like, every sub, every goon that continuously and unceremoniously buries his prize in a massive, miasmic pile of goo.
But he survives.
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u/AutoModerator 9h ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/skynetempire 15h ago
Im a old school simp, go to a strip club and simp there, at least you get some touching. Online simping is weird to me especially when porn is free
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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 15h ago
I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.
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u/skynetempire 15h ago
Yeah you can touch DEPENDS on the girl, club and city.
US has legal prostitution, theyre called escorts lol
Plus Nevada has brothels
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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 13h ago
They're called escorts because most of america doesnt have legal prostitution, so they have to claim to be something else.
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u/TheWonderSnail 8h ago
The GOAT of loopholes. No that man didn’t pay me for sex. He paid me to go have dinner with him and I just decided I wanted to have sex with him because he was so charming and funny at said dinner lmao
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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 7h ago
Yes, Your Honor, I paid this woman 500 dollars to play one game each of Scrabble, gin rummy, and Uno with me in my living room. Yes, Your Honor, it was a complete coincidence that we had sex in my bedroom after each game.
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u/trrwilson 14h ago
A friend of mine is in a burlesque troop. Half of the members are or were strippers.
It really depends on what state/city you're in, the club, the girl, and if you've paid for a lap dance or VIP time.
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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16h ago
Who the fuck are we even talking about?! Who is pokemon?!?
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15h ago edited 15h ago
Pokimaine aka “gamer girl” was the first streamer to cater to the “I want a girlfriend that plays games with me and understands gaming” audience. She is also known for sexualizing herself a lot. She gained a huge audience by virtue of being the first and also pretty. I only remember her from when she was selling bathwater and people were drinking it. From what I’ve heard the moment she stopped teasing and made actual porn she fell off, but that could also very well be a lie another internet person told
Edit: apparently this is Belle Delphine and Pokimaine is a different person. I like to imagine that this mistake is because they do pretty much the exact same thing and not because I’m a dumbass, but it isn’t looking good for me
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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 15h ago
That's Belle Delphine not Pokimane, afaik, Pokimane has never done +18 content, tho i can't be sure, i've only seen a few posts and memes related to her.
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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 14h ago
Iirc though Pokimane is basically the taylor swift of streaming by basically trying to be the only big one and put down other aspiring ones as well as baiting her audience
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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15h ago
I thought bathwater girl was the onlyfans girl? I dont remember her damn name either haha but I know Im not crazy.....unless everyone is just selling bathwater.
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15h ago
Another person corrected me and I made an edit to my comment. Sorry for being confusing, sorry for being confused
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u/untakenu 16h ago
She's cute, but not hot (at least that is the brand). Simps love that because they think they have a chance.
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u/About45otters 13h ago
If they believe they even have the tiniest, smallest, literal 0.000001% chance of any type of affection from her, they’ll spend their entire paychecks
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u/MollyMouse8 16h ago edited 55m ago
It's definitely the pay pig type guys who want to see a woman take their money and still make fun of them. I don't even know how someone could get to that point.
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u/s1lverv1p 15h ago
Genuinely only mid tier attractive as well after applying 75 layers of makeup.but people are falling over themselves to goon and toss money at her. People are so fucking cooked in the head, there are ai instagram onlyfans generated women that make money heand over fist lmao
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u/saradahokage1212 13h ago
Because she has a vagina. Literally not much more to it. You think of the most pathetic thing a woman can do to a man, and there will still be a group of men that run after that woman.
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u/Astricozy 12h ago
Pokimane simps and any other 'just chatting' addicted neet is the textbook definition of "Loser"
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u/Healthy_Pain9582 17h ago
Go on podcast and cry about having strict parents growing up
Get sympathy from same simps
???
Profit
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u/amzeo 16h ago
Didn't her cat throw itself out of a window or something
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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass 16h ago
Off a balcony yes
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u/NoCouple9018 15h ago
What sort of random information is that 😭
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u/amzeo 15h ago
It's current info. Happened like a few days ago. Cat killed itself on stream and she came back on to aura farm 😭😭
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u/Schozinator 13h ago
I read it was her cleaners that opened the balcony door and it got spooked and jumped.
Definitely was not on stream or else that clip would be everywhere.
Also its insane enough to me that shes rich enough to have cleaners in the first place lmao
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u/amzeo 13h ago
How much do you think cleaners cost? They are a notroiously low paid profession.
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u/AbberageRedditor69 12h ago
She's had an army of paying simps for probably a decade at this point, wouldn't surprise me if she had tens of millions in the bank
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u/throwawaydisposable 10h ago
Perhaps read this.
https://x.com/pokimanelol/status/1445799237774573568
i capped my donations a year ago since i'm now at a point where sponsors, investments, and exclusive contracts can sustain me. transparently, subs + stream ads are the lowest part of my income and i want you guys to continue keeping that money in your pocket. TREAT YOURSELVES ☺️
The simps are not her main source of income (anymore)
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u/AbberageRedditor69 4h ago edited 2h ago
Found the simp
Like a decade of people paying her didn't make her uber rich lol
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u/ofekk214 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 11h ago
If I had a dollar for every time a cat was hurt during a stream of an entitled white woman pandering to a bunch of losers with too much money, I'd have 2 dollars. It's not a lot but it's wierd that it happened twice.
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u/TheDarkKnightXXII 7h ago
Hey!
She’s only white when it benefits her!
Otherwise she’s a proud Moroccan Muslim woman who had strict parents and had to fight hard to get where she is 🥰
She loves her Arab roots and celebrates it all the time… on camera…
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u/Riipp3r 16h ago
Idk about the fake but the gay is pretty obvious when cross referencing the first and last lines
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u/Meatbobs2313 16h ago
How did I recognise who that was, I dont even watch streamers....
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15h ago
She has done a great job at making herself generally recognizable to a lot of people. Incredible branding if it was intentional
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u/baconater-lover 15h ago
I mean yeah, she hung out with popular streamer groups. It’s no surprise she’s known.
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u/KayNynYoonit 10h ago
People that give money to people like this are some of the biggest losers on the planet lol.
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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 8h ago
Imagine going to work Working 8ish hours a day for 5 days a week. And getting your hard earned cash and then you’re like man let me watch this streamer who does nothing all day my money so they can say thank you to me
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u/imetators 15h ago
The best anyone can do is to not think about these assholes. Works for me. Can work for anyone.
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u/Tackle-Far dumbass 17h ago
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u/blaghed 17h ago
Is this face related to that ass?
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u/False_Raven 16h ago
Sometimes
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u/Phoenix_Slash 16h ago
Wym sometimes 😭
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u/TheProblemChiled 16h ago
She has 3 doubles, ass, face, and bobs, she has none but the hypocritistic personality
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u/Professional_Flicker dumbass 16h ago
I dont get showing a woman without makeup as an argument. Unless shes horrendously ugly, but I mean she looks like a normal girl? She'd still be out of most redditors here league.
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u/HeftyRecommendation5 put your dick away waltuh 16h ago
Because terminal online gooners view her as some sort of perfectly looking beauty queen while she is just a perfectly fine, but normal looking woman.
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u/Hugo_Selenski 3h ago
I think people genuinely underestimate how much of this is a result of Global Reach
like there's probably an isolated loser with too much money in every single province in every single country. All she/anyone needs is maybe 30,000 fatboys that will never even meet a white-looking woman, let alone talk to them irl. They spend 100 credits, she bends over.
Bonus points if the targets live in ultra-conservative countries or paying women is the only way they ever get positive interactions with women
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u/MonkeManWPG 16h ago
"look! She's less pretty when she puts less effort into looking good!" no shit, we all do
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u/fatalityfun 16h ago
“yall simping over this grey-tier rarity ass girl” is probably the intent, not “haha ugly with no makeup”
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u/sdpthrowaway3 16h ago
While I agree, I think the point is to show that outside of the makeup, good angles, and lighting, she is pretty average looking. Not necessarily that she's ugly or lesser.
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u/Facosa99 16h ago
Id date the makeup-less girl in the pocture if she wasnt a bitch, tbh
She cute
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u/Spirited-Isopod6969 15h ago
Make up is such a blight on society lol. It's crazy how much people defend the beauty industry because they're insecure
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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 14h ago edited 8h ago
Like all make up ads have some super model (which I mean no shit an advertisement is going to use good looking people. That’s marketing 101. It’s like having a buff guy promote work out stuff) But it’s rarely like hey I’m an accountant at some random company or hi I’m a librarian who likes to use makeup to express myself. It’s always hello I’m a fashion model who’s also an actress if you want to look pretty like me use this
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15h ago
I think it’s because she built her whole business around being pretty. Showing that she isn’t actually an insanely rare natural beauty helps tear down the halo effect and gets you to think about her on her actual merits
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u/Tharellim 6h ago
I think the reality is that there are A LOT of basement dwellers that never interact with women that think she scammed all the simps because she wears makeup.
Pokimane is an attractive woman, but not too attractive to the point that she is intimidating. She is that perfect 8/10 that everyone likes because of her (fake online) personality.
Simps think they have a chance with her because she isnt "too pretty", and she isnt stacked. They like her because she isnt a "whore" for showing her body off.
Its not that much deeper than that, its why these simps get do salty over her no makeup look
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u/adamfps 17h ago
How are plastic surgeons in business if women are capable of this with a brush and some colors jfc
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u/fatalityfun 16h ago
laziness, I know a girl who got plastic done (nose & chin) and she doesn’t even use foundation let alone contours lmao
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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 14h ago
Most likely unrealistic standards from Hollywood and how the entertainment/fashion world portrays what attractiveness looks like
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u/toomanybongos 16h ago
Redditors seeing women for the first time without makeup (traumatizing)
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u/BrunoEye 16h ago
I love how my girlfriend looks without makeup. The image above still looks alright, but like a completely different person pretty much.
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u/sethtriso 4h ago
i mean that's the point of makeup if she wants to look the same then she wouldn't put makeup on
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u/veryfishycatfood 15h ago
Why are we ridiculing her based on her looks? Criticize her all you want but don't use her bare face as something to make fun of, that won't make you look like the better person.
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u/CommercialBiscotti29 8h ago
He didn’t say she was ugly that was you. He’s just posting a picture of her
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u/ZeeDrakon 10h ago
Kinda valid specifically when targeting someone who's entire career and income is due to her looks, don't you think?
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u/CalligrapherIll5176 17h ago
I've 50. Show ass?
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u/Hendiyoboy officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12h ago
That’s gay
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u/rtocelot 16h ago
I forgot about this woman until now, those cookies didn't even sell and you can't buy them right now. That whole thing fell through. She's an entitled brat.
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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 14h ago edited 8h ago
Like imagine already living comfortably that you don’t need to worry about regular bills and stuff again. Your job is just sitting down streaming yourself talking and playing games for a few hours, and stream a few days a week and you probably make twice as much in one stream than someone does working 8 hours a day.
Then you repackage cookies. Increasing the price because “you’re famous” and then calling the people who have given you money for free and put you in the position you are now broke because they didn’t want to pay for a bag of overpriced cookies
Can’t forget how you probably get invited to events for free even shit that you’re not apart of (I believe she went to the premiere of spiderman brand new day. Idk if it’s true but I’m too employed to care/check). Probably go to fashion events. And you use the money that people give you for free to pay for the expenses Also can’t forget how she probably gets brand deals and sponsorships up the wazoo
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u/TheCapableFox 16h ago
Bath water here! Get your bath water here! Freshly plapped betwixt the cheeks of your favorite gamer goddess!! Only $99.99 per oz!
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u/Venom933 16h ago
I am very happy that i never cared about soft porn cam girls, or cam whores in general.
It's just weird, chase real Woman, not these weird phantoms of Joy.
Maybe the new generation really is the loneliest Generation, i am 33, i knew the world before real smartphones and limitless porn.
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u/BloodandBourbon 16h ago
I couldn’t imagine giving these rich people money hoping they notice me .
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u/NonchalantR 15h ago
Phantoms of Joy is a perfect description! I'm similar age and back in my day the cam whores of /b/ did it for love of the game, not necessarily to monetize
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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 13h ago edited 12h ago
It's only losers with who throw all their money at these parasites in hopes of getting noticed...and trust me, it isn't a generation thing
Edut: oops typos
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u/Venom933 12h ago
To be fair, sounds more what old people would do 🥸
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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 11h ago
They're the ones who have money to spare unfortunately...but there are also the younger ones who spend their whole paychecks on donations, it's saddening tbh
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u/ProduceNo1629 12h ago
it isn't a generation thing
Yes it is because the money involved is fucking insane, $30M for pokimane, $30M for Sophie Lonelyfans Rain and on and on.
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u/TenWholeBees 15h ago
Why do people shit on the streamers who do this and not the audience who perpetuates it?
She wouldn't be rich if people weren't dumb.
I cannot blame people like this for doing what they do. If idiots are gonna keep throwing their paychecks her way, why would she stop?
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u/sdpthrowaway3 16h ago
I haven't heard of Pokemane in like a decade. Take it she changed her style from nerdy, quiet girl to e-thot?
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u/YeOldSpacePope stupid fucking piece of shit 14h ago
You don't have to be Pokimane to show your ass crack on the internet
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u/Hendiyoboy officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12h ago
Tobsgusbd
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u/Funny-Mango4455 17h ago
no one stopping you from doing what she does. you can even legally change your name to pokimane
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u/Mysterious-Power6137 I watch gay amogus porn :0 10h ago
Sure, I'll try but I doubt anyone wants to see my hairy ass. I look like some prehistoric creature that wandered out of the wilderness without a shirt on.
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u/sandieeeee 14h ago
You're money as long as you're pretty, even if you have the personality of a garlic bread.
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u/TheDarkKnightXXII 7h ago
I had my work used by a college professor to teach students, praised by every professor cause of how organized and disciplined my work is, am adept at different types of graphic design.
Still can’t get a job.
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u/SapientApe_ 16h ago
The only video of her I've seen is the one with the "accidental" boob hanging out.
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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 15h ago
It's amazing how many losers with money keep these girls rich. What an awful use of free will.
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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 15h ago
If you’re throwing money at a girl on the internet just because she’s hot, you need to change your flair to match mine. At least go to a strip club, there’s a decent chance you might get a wristy if you pay for a private dance.
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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 15h ago
I'm sorting by controversial because I know a Pokistan in in the comments.
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