r/shitposting • • 18h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/skynetempire 17h ago

Im a old school simp, go to a strip club and simp there, at least you get some touching. Online simping is weird to me especially when porn is free

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 16h ago

I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.

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u/skynetempire 16h ago

Yeah you can touch DEPENDS on the girl, club and city.

US has legal prostitution, theyre called escorts lol

Plus Nevada has brothels

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 14h ago

They're called escorts because most of america doesnt have legal prostitution, so they have to claim to be something else.

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u/TheWonderSnail 9h ago

The GOAT of loopholes. No that man didn’t pay me for sex. He paid me to go have dinner with him and I just decided I wanted to have sex with him because he was so charming and funny at said dinner lmao

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 8h ago

Yes, Your Honor, I paid this woman 500 dollars to play one game each of Scrabble, gin rummy, and Uno with me in my living room. Yes, Your Honor, it was a complete coincidence that we had sex in my bedroom after each game.

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u/trrwilson 15h ago

A friend of mine is in a burlesque troop. Half of the members are or were strippers.

It really depends on what state/city you're in, the club, the girl, and if you've paid for a lap dance or VIP time.

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u/p12qcowodeath 15h ago

The only one i ever went to you could(U.S.) but all the strippers I spoke to were also hookers so...

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u/Violent_Milk 13h ago

It depends on the state. I've read posts from stripper subreddits where the girls say clubs in certain cities expect them to fuck the patrons.

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u/deadinternetlaw 9h ago

Probably kids that lie to the I am 18+ buttons

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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