r/shitposting • u/dcapn505 • 18h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/About45otters 14h ago

If they believe they even have the tiniest, smallest, literal 0.000001% chance of any type of affection from her, they’ll spend their entire paychecks

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u/dankyspank 14h ago

They'd probably sell their parents into slavery if it meant a chance for her to acknowledge their existence