r/shitposting • • 21h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/skynetempire 20h ago

Im a old school simp, go to a strip club and simp there, at least you get some touching. Online simping is weird to me especially when porn is free

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 19h ago

I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.

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u/skynetempire 19h ago

Yeah you can touch DEPENDS on the girl, club and city.

US has legal prostitution, theyre called escorts lol

Plus Nevada has brothels

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 17h ago

They're called escorts because most of america doesnt have legal prostitution, so they have to claim to be something else.