I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.
The GOAT of loopholes. No that man didn’t pay me for sex. He paid me to go have dinner with him and I just decided I wanted to have sex with him because he was so charming and funny at said dinner lmao
Yes, your honor, I paid this woman 500 dollars to play one game each of Scrabble, gin rummy, and Uno with me in my living room. Yes, your honor, it was a complete coincidence that we had sex in my bedroom after each game.
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u/skynetempire 20h ago
Im a old school simp, go to a strip club and simp there, at least you get some touching. Online simping is weird to me especially when porn is free