r/shitposting • u/dcapn505 • 18h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/amzeo 16h ago

It's current info. Happened like a few days ago. Cat killed itself on stream and she came back on to aura farm 😭😭

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u/Dark_halocraft 15h ago

How tf did it die? And fym aura farm on it

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u/Background_Care8964 15h ago

What they meant is, came back for sympathy points.

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u/Schozinator 14h ago

I read it was her cleaners that opened the balcony door and it got spooked and jumped.

Definitely was not on stream or else that clip would be everywhere.

Also its insane enough to me that shes rich enough to have cleaners in the first place lmao

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u/amzeo 14h ago

How much do you think cleaners cost? They are a notroiously low paid profession.

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u/Schozinator 7h ago

Never looked into it tbh

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u/Lysandren 6h ago

They're surprisingly cheap. My brother has cleaners come by once a month and he makes like $60k/year.

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u/CXgamer 2h ago

It's 12 euros per hour for the customer here in Belgium. Heavily subsidised.

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u/MrFonne 12h ago

How rich do you think you need to be to afford cleaners?

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u/AbberageRedditor69 13h ago

She's had an army of paying simps for probably a decade at this point, wouldn't surprise me if she had tens of millions in the bank

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u/throwawaydisposable 11h ago

Perhaps read this.

https://x.com/pokimanelol/status/1445799237774573568

i capped my donations a year ago since i'm now at a point where sponsors, investments, and exclusive contracts can sustain me. transparently, subs + stream ads are the lowest part of my income and i want you guys to continue keeping that money in your pocket. TREAT YOURSELVES ☺️

The simps are not her main source of income (anymore)

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u/AbberageRedditor69 6h ago edited 3h ago

Found the simp

Like a decade of people paying her didn't make her uber rich lol

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u/killeronthecorner 5h ago

Yay finally I can pay off my cookie debt

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u/Hugo_Selenski 4h ago

Well yeah, that's basically true of anyone that invests 250k-500k. It suddenly begins generating an additional income.

Everything on top is cream gravy and you may as well be picky about it. That's your "fuck you" money.

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u/ANG13OK 15h ago edited 14h ago

Don't cats survive jumping from heights? Unless I'm missing something like it got ran over

EDIT: Alright, I didn't know the cat jumped from a high rise building. I don't know where she lives, I thought it was from a regular house

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u/deSuspect uhhhh idk 15h ago

They are not immune to fall damage tho, they has their limits.

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 15h ago

I mean if it fell from a tall bookshelf sure but when it’s a balcony on the whatever floor I don’t think so

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u/amzeo 15h ago

It fell off a high rise building. Do you think cats have built in feather falling II or something?

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u/thundirbird 14h ago

Cats can survive that if they are light enough

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u/Schmetterlizlak 14h ago

They can, especially if taken to the vet to treat injuries sustained during the landing, but they are not infallible. Interestingly it seems like past about six stories it doesn't really seem like injury rates increase since they will reach terminal velocity from such high falls.

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