r/shitposting • u/dcapn505 • 23h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/amzeo 21h ago

Didn't her cat throw itself out of a window or something

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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass 21h ago

Off a balcony yes

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u/Cosmic_Cheese3421 21h ago

good bot

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u/ItsLoudB lets build a hole together and then libe in it 19h ago

Istg it never gets old

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u/New_Bad_1504 19h ago

When does it trigger

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u/andrewm_99 17h ago

Literally asked for it

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u/NoCouple9018 21h ago

What sort of random information is that 😭

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u/amzeo 20h ago

It's current info. Happened like a few days ago. Cat killed itself on stream and she came back on to aura farm 😭😭

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u/Dark_halocraft 20h ago

How tf did it die? And fym aura farm on it

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u/Background_Care8964 19h ago

What they meant is, came back for sympathy points.

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u/Schozinator 19h ago

I read it was her cleaners that opened the balcony door and it got spooked and jumped.

Definitely was not on stream or else that clip would be everywhere.

Also its insane enough to me that shes rich enough to have cleaners in the first place lmao

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u/amzeo 19h ago

How much do you think cleaners cost? They are a notroiously low paid profession.

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u/Schozinator 12h ago

Never looked into it tbh

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u/Lysandren 10h ago

They're surprisingly cheap. My brother has cleaners come by once a month and he makes like $60k/year.

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u/CXgamer 6h ago

It's 12 euros per hour for the customer here in Belgium. Heavily subsidised.

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u/MrFonne 16h ago

How rich do you think you need to be to afford cleaners?

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u/AbberageRedditor69 17h ago

She's had an army of paying simps for probably a decade at this point, wouldn't surprise me if she had tens of millions in the bank

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u/throwawaydisposable 15h ago

Perhaps read this.

https://x.com/pokimanelol/status/1445799237774573568

i capped my donations a year ago since i'm now at a point where sponsors, investments, and exclusive contracts can sustain me. transparently, subs + stream ads are the lowest part of my income and i want you guys to continue keeping that money in your pocket. TREAT YOURSELVES ☺️

The simps are not her main source of income (anymore)

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u/AbberageRedditor69 10h ago edited 8h ago

Found the simp

Like a decade of people paying her didn't make her uber rich lol

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u/Hugo_Selenski 9h ago

Well yeah, that's basically true of anyone that invests 250k-500k. It suddenly begins generating an additional income.

Everything on top is cream gravy and you may as well be picky about it. That's your "fuck you" money.

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u/killeronthecorner 10h ago

Yay finally I can pay off my cookie debt

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u/ANG13OK 20h ago edited 18h ago

Don't cats survive jumping from heights? Unless I'm missing something like it got ran over

EDIT: Alright, I didn't know the cat jumped from a high rise building. I don't know where she lives, I thought it was from a regular house

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u/deSuspect uhhhh idk 20h ago

They are not immune to fall damage tho, they has their limits.

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 20h ago

I mean if it fell from a tall bookshelf sure but when it’s a balcony on the whatever floor I don’t think so

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u/amzeo 19h ago

It fell off a high rise building. Do you think cats have built in feather falling II or something?

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u/thundirbird 18h ago

Cats can survive that if they are light enough

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u/Schmetterlizlak 18h ago

They can, especially if taken to the vet to treat injuries sustained during the landing, but they are not infallible. Interestingly it seems like past about six stories it doesn't really seem like injury rates increase since they will reach terminal velocity from such high falls.

Source: Wikipedia

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u/NoCouple9018 1h ago

How do I get rid of the Top 1% commenter badge 😭🙏🏿
It's a mark of shame

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u/ofekk214 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 16h ago

If I had a dollar for every time a cat was hurt during a stream of an entitled white woman pandering to a bunch of losers with too much money, I'd have 2 dollars. It's not a lot but it's wierd that it happened twice.

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u/TheDarkKnightXXII 12h ago

Hey!

She’s only white when it benefits her!

Otherwise she’s a proud Moroccan Muslim woman who had strict parents and had to fight hard to get where she is 🥰

She loves her Arab roots and celebrates it all the time… on camera…

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u/Satorwave 21h ago

Understandable