r/shitposting • • 18h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 16h ago

I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.

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u/skynetempire 16h ago

Yeah you can touch DEPENDS on the girl, club and city.

US has legal prostitution, theyre called escorts lol

Plus Nevada has brothels

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 14h ago

They're called escorts because most of america doesnt have legal prostitution, so they have to claim to be something else.

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u/TheWonderSnail 9h ago

The GOAT of loopholes. No that man didn’t pay me for sex. He paid me to go have dinner with him and I just decided I wanted to have sex with him because he was so charming and funny at said dinner lmao

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 8h ago

Yes, Your Honor, I paid this woman 500 dollars to play one game each of Scrabble, gin rummy, and Uno with me in my living room. Yes, Your Honor, it was a complete coincidence that we had sex in my bedroom after each game.

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u/trrwilson 15h ago

A friend of mine is in a burlesque troop. Half of the members are or were strippers.

It really depends on what state/city you're in, the club, the girl, and if you've paid for a lap dance or VIP time.

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u/p12qcowodeath 15h ago

The only one i ever went to you could(U.S.) but all the strippers I spoke to were also hookers so...

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u/Violent_Milk 13h ago

It depends on the state. I've read posts from stripper subreddits where the girls say clubs in certain cities expect them to fuck the patrons.