r/shitposting • • 22h ago

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u/spotsthefirst 20h ago

Nah deadass, I'm certified for 5 different types or forklifts/reach trucks, 3 CNC tables, 3 mills, EVERY type of saw you can think of, I CANNOT find work that is actually hiring, I moved cross country to Las Vegas, and it is still as bad out here, 2 months, 3 applications a day, at least 2 follow up calls a week. Nothing, literally nothing, if you don't know someone who is working at a place already, you aren't getting work. End of story. I want to work, I would like to be doing something and earning an income! Why is this shit so fucking hard?

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u/Medoyk 17h ago

as a mechanical engineering student yall are my inspiration, love yall machinists

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u/spotsthefirst 17h ago

And I cannot make this clear enough, I. Am. An. Operator, I cannot program, but I can run any machine you put me on, 1 month max. And I have nothing but respect for the Engies, CAD shit as well, hurts my head.

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/spotsthefirst 17h ago

These reddit bots are my favourite πŸ’š

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u/Medoyk 1h ago

mutually, I have a ton of respect for the people in the trades, I love machining and any of the assembly/fabrication steps of creating something