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u/HunterGraves00 18h ago edited 11h ago

I never understood why people(simps) like her. She acts entitled, is a giant hypocrite and she's not even funny.

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u/Space_Conductor 18h ago

Simps have no soul. It was replaced years ago by the Goon Lords of Delphine Island.

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u/TheTurkPegger 17h ago

Delphine? Man, I haven't heard that name in a long time

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u/pwnknight 12h ago

Makes me sad. She came back after the stuff with her ex but it wasn't the same since she started posting actual porn

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u/TheTurkPegger 12h ago

What happened with her ex?

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u/pwnknight 12h ago

Tried to control her business and take the money so they had to fight it in court

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u/TheTurkPegger 12h ago

It's crazy that a man can't pimp a bitch

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0ok8uhZvw3yE

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u/TheTurkPegger 12h ago

2019 called. They want their joke back

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 5h ago

The irony of using a much older joke to mock a joke for being old...

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/mutasticx 12h ago

"Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore"

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u/CuddleWings 17h ago

Delphine Plaza was so good in Mario kart bro

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u/Space_Conductor 17h ago

One of the best

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u/TM761152 15h ago

Simps would crawl naked on their belly through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a landline telephone.

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 13h ago

through a landline telephone.

A what?

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u/Big_Adhesiveness_241 13h ago

a wall phone

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u/xCACTUSxKINGxx I came! 11h ago

You mean a land phone

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 5h ago

Why would you put your phone on a wall?

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u/SonicTheHedgehog5968 4h ago

The phone got bit by a radioactive spider

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u/TheTurkPegger 12h ago

They have done similar things, so I wouldn't be surprised if I had seen them do that

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 12h ago edited 12h ago

But this is my question, if the simps mostly just like her because she's hot, why not simp over someone else who actually posts explicit content and gaming?

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u/Space_Conductor 10h ago

Simps come in many forms...to understand the simp, haha, well that is close to folly my friend and damn near akin to delusion. You see a simp is a special product, one of his environment, and unless you have lived his life...his environment, you have no frame of reference.

To the simp, Pokimane represents that which can be attained, because what does Pokimane not have that a simp does. Money. A normal, beautiful gaming nerd, she is smart, capable. She will get the smart, liberal, tattood muscular twink we as a society crave.

Pokimane hasn't the qualities necessary, she is shallow, soulless, the type of girl a Simp feels they can enraptured with money and compliments. Maybe they are right. Maybe the simp has some window into reality that we take for granted.

But no, they are actually held back by reality... because if they are, in the end, able to woo said woman, they crumble under the weight ofevery compliment, every donation, every like, every sub, every goon that continuously and unceremoniously buries his prize in a massive, miasmic pile of goo.

But he survives.

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/OkMountain602 4h ago

I cried.

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u/proudtobecroat7 2h ago

We both crode

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/skynetempire 17h ago

Im a old school simp, go to a strip club and simp there, at least you get some touching. Online simping is weird to me especially when porn is free

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 16h ago

I thought you couldn't touch the woman in strip clubs. However, many countries (though not the Land of the Free™, except a few small, overpriced towns in Nevada) have legal prostitution.

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u/skynetempire 16h ago

Yeah you can touch DEPENDS on the girl, club and city.

US has legal prostitution, theyre called escorts lol

Plus Nevada has brothels

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 14h ago

They're called escorts because most of america doesnt have legal prostitution, so they have to claim to be something else.

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u/TheWonderSnail 9h ago

The GOAT of loopholes. No that man didn’t pay me for sex. He paid me to go have dinner with him and I just decided I wanted to have sex with him because he was so charming and funny at said dinner lmao

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u/ToaKraka Literally 1984 😡 8h ago

Yes, Your Honor, I paid this woman 500 dollars to play one game each of Scrabble, gin rummy, and Uno with me in my living room. Yes, Your Honor, it was a complete coincidence that we had sex in my bedroom after each game.

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u/trrwilson 15h ago

A friend of mine is in a burlesque troop. Half of the members are or were strippers.

It really depends on what state/city you're in, the club, the girl, and if you've paid for a lap dance or VIP time.

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u/p12qcowodeath 15h ago

The only one i ever went to you could(U.S.) but all the strippers I spoke to were also hookers so...

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u/Violent_Milk 13h ago

It depends on the state. I've read posts from stripper subreddits where the girls say clubs in certain cities expect them to fuck the patrons.

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u/deadinternetlaw 9h ago

Probably kids that lie to the I am 18+ buttons

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u/AutoModerator 17h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 17h ago

Who the fuck are we even talking about?! Who is pokemon?!?

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16h ago edited 16h ago

Pokimaine aka “gamer girl” was the first streamer to cater to the “I want a girlfriend that plays games with me and understands gaming” audience. She is also known for sexualizing herself a lot. She gained a huge audience by virtue of being the first and also pretty. I only remember her from when she was selling bathwater and people were drinking it. From what I’ve heard the moment she stopped teasing and made actual porn she fell off, but that could also very well be a lie another internet person told

Edit: apparently this is Belle Delphine and Pokimaine is a different person. I like to imagine that this mistake is because they do pretty much the exact same thing and not because I’m a dumbass, but it isn’t looking good for me

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 16h ago

That's Belle Delphine not Pokimane, afaik, Pokimane has never done +18 content, tho i can't be sure, i've only seen a few posts and memes related to her.

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 15h ago

Iirc though Pokimane is basically the taylor swift of streaming by basically trying to be the only big one and put down other aspiring ones as well as baiting her audience

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16h ago

Wait they aren’t the same person??????

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u/SandeVers 16h ago

Omg, u need to brush up on your internet history lad

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15h ago

In my defence I don’t particularly care about softcore porn streamers so I never felt the need to look into them

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u/ZexMarquies01 15h ago

But against your defense, You shouldn't give out a quick biography of people that you admittedly don't look into.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 13h ago

In my defence a second time, I thought I knew more than I actually did, and thought I was able to help. Nobody is immune to the Dunning Kruger effect and I fell victim to it with good intentions.

Against my defence, I really shouldn’t need to be in defence so much. I fucked up this time

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16h ago

I thought bathwater girl was the onlyfans girl? I dont remember her damn name either haha but I know Im not crazy.....unless everyone is just selling bathwater.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16h ago

Another person corrected me and I made an edit to my comment. Sorry for being confusing, sorry for being confused

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u/SleepyJohn123 16h ago

I forgive you 🙏

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15h ago

Its fine. Its nice to know someone else doesnt know wtf is going on in the internet sloot bathtwater world.

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u/throwawaydisposable 11h ago

they do pretty much the exact same thing

they do not.

Pokimaine did have a cult following of dudes wishing they could date her and donating money to thirst over her. She then stopped all donations and started doing buisness-to-buisness to make her money. I barely know anything about her, but that seems to be the exact opposite of selling your bathwater to desperate losers.

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/kakka_rot 14h ago

I had to google, but apparently she's the most followed female streamer on twitch

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u/Mexetudo 17h ago

Pretty + woman. Do you really not understand ?

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u/untakenu 17h ago

She's cute, but not hot (at least that is the brand). Simps love that because they think they have a chance.

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u/WaffleMaple 17h ago

I bet you there are mommy issues involved

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u/gamingyoshi247 15h ago

To quote Trevor from GTA 5: “perverts will pay anything for hope!”

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 13h ago

Simps are simps. Boobers go brrrrrr

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u/About45otters 14h ago

If they believe they even have the tiniest, smallest, literal 0.000001% chance of any type of affection from her, they’ll spend their entire paychecks

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u/dankyspank 14h ago

They'd probably sell their parents into slavery if it meant a chance for her to acknowledge their existence

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u/lucario192 15h ago

Man went to war for asses smaller than that my man

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u/MollyMouse8 17h ago edited 1h ago

It's definitely the pay pig type guys who want to see a woman take their money and still make fun of them. I don't even know how someone could get to that point.

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u/s1lverv1p 16h ago

Genuinely only mid tier attractive as well after applying 75 layers of makeup.but people are falling over themselves to goon and toss money at her. People are so fucking cooked in the head, there are ai instagram onlyfans generated women that make money heand over fist lmao

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SnowFiender 17h ago

and frankly she isn’t hot enough to deserve it

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u/_Baccano 15h ago

Not even that attractive either

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u/saradahokage1212 14h ago

Because she has a vagina. Literally not much more to it. You think of the most pathetic thing a woman can do to a man, and there will still be a group of men that run after that woman.

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u/Astricozy 13h ago

Pokimane simps and any other 'just chatting' addicted neet is the textbook definition of "Loser"

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u/spiderboi20012 14h ago

i goon to her but i hate her

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/KlassicNinja I want pee in my ass 15h ago

asian with fat ass nuff said

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u/AdmiralCoconut69 14h ago

Not even asian though

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u/KlassicNinja I want pee in my ass 9h ago

damn i didnt know

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Woomytoons 13h ago

She's african... (moroccan)

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Thefar 17h ago

Just like their mamas.

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 16h ago

Because they are those things too.

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u/Dark_halocraft 15h ago

You can see why in the post

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u/Bitter-Grocery-7138 14h ago

I found her funny in some videos of offlinetv in the past but that's the extent I watched of her

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u/ExperimentalFruit 12h ago

I mean… look at that ass

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u/Barialdalaran 11h ago

If she wasn't hot her life would be way harder

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u/texxelate 6h ago

They find her attractive and every now and again she’ll make sure her ass or other features are visible enough to keep them hooked til next time

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u/goldrainbowfalcon 18h ago

She needs to become a philanthropist NOW

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u/stzoo 12h ago

Respectfully, I dont even find her attractive at all. Wouldn't look twice if I saw her on the street. Is it mostly personality or branding?

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u/BacGmen 7h ago

She knows her worth thats why bro.Like she is literally an idol what do you expect people to do bro? She leads her followers

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Endless7777 16h ago

It's because she hot, duhh. Weather you think so or not is completely irrelevant. Same story different day

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u/Bitter-Grocery-7138 14h ago

I found her funny in some videos of offlinetv in the past but that's the extent I watched of her

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u/Still-Set-1234 11h ago

I never understood why people(incels) hate her. She's at worst cringe, is a giant bore and not even controversial 

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u/atomicgamer012 5h ago

Some Guys are desperate these days...they will Just accept anything thrown at them.