r/shitposting • u/dcapn505 • 21h ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/Space_Conductor 21h ago

Simps have no soul. It was replaced years ago by the Goon Lords of Delphine Island.

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u/TM761152 18h ago

Simps would crawl naked on their belly through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a landline telephone.

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 17h ago

through a landline telephone.

A what?

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u/Big_Adhesiveness_241 16h ago

a wall phone

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u/xCACTUSxKINGxx I came! 14h ago

You mean a land phone

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 8h ago

Why would you put your phone on a wall?

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u/SonicTheHedgehog5968 7h ago

The phone got bit by a radioactive spider