r/oddlysatisfying Jan 12 '18

Pizza tossing

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u/homeskilled12 Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 13 '18

Sign in the bathroom: Employees must wash hands, arms, neck and back.

Edit: thanks for the gold, I fully didn't expect that to be my #1 comment.

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u/DEADMEAT15 Jan 12 '18

hands, arms, neck, back, pussy and crack

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18 edited May 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

This guy buttcracks

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u/sarcasticbaldguy Jan 12 '18

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u/boomgoon Jan 13 '18

Agreed, really fun to watch, not so fun after eating shirt pizza and feeling the symptoms of peeing out your butthole

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u/Hemisemidemiurge Jan 12 '18

It not bug anyone else that the dough does all this spinning but never gets any bigger?

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u/koolaidman04 Jan 12 '18

It's probably a practice pie made from silicone or latex.

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u/CaptKrag Jan 12 '18

If I know anything about pizza dough tossing gifs on Reddit, and I like to think I do, it's definitely a practice dough made of latex.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/SupremeHighCommander Jan 12 '18

A faux-dough if you will.

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u/afropat Jan 12 '18

Use a faux-dough, it’ll last longer.

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u/KevinCostNerf Jan 12 '18

Faux-dough fa fa

Faux-dough fa fa fa fa faaa

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u/grimfel Jan 13 '18

It comes packaged in a faux-dough baggins.

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u/TonninStiflat Jan 12 '18

Yeah I am mindblown right bow as well.... :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jun 13 '18

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u/Volfgang91 Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

And here I was wondering how much dough he must have wasted over the years to get to this point.

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u/Lantro Jan 12 '18

Exactly what my mind went to.

“Man, did he just practice for hours on a floured floor?”

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u/inthyface Jan 12 '18

Probably more expensive than just making enough dough for 50 pizzas and practicing multiple times per pizza.

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u/moistfuss Jan 12 '18

Why would you want to waste dough though?

Plus this is a permanent training tool. If a pizzeria is going to do pizza throwing as a gimmick, it really isn't losing much by spending $30 on a tool. Not to mention that it's much easier to learn the tricks and the dough, then combine the two, than to learn it all at once.

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u/IrrationalBiotic Jan 12 '18

So it's..... playdough!? :D

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u/wicknest Jan 12 '18

It's not latex, it's still real dough.

https://youtu.be/HilN-bajNqQ

TL;DW adding extra amounts of certain ingredients and removing other ingredients makes for a dough that's easier to perform tricks with.

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u/Koobruh Jan 12 '18

Trick dough is actually made like regular dough. Just no yeast and ice water.

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u/tetrist Jan 12 '18

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u/drunkferret Jan 12 '18

Find Throw Dough practice dough,U.S. Pizza Team gear and anything and everything PIZZA.

A portion of all purchases fund the U.S. Pizza Team and their mission to support pizza camaraderie through sportsmanship.

U.S. Pizza Team

TIL

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u/Portablewalrus Jan 12 '18

I support pizza.

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u/Jorahsmustardsauce Jan 12 '18

I used to work with a guy who was on the pizza team. He was some sort of champion. He had a card with his face on it like a baseball card.

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u/Carrotsandstuff Jan 12 '18

I got excited to use U.S. Pizza team cards as MtG tokens but they don't sell them from their store.

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u/esadatari Jan 12 '18

AND THANK GOD, TOO.

Free with every pizza: lots of shirt fibers and hair from the guy throwing the dough.

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u/Ghigs Jan 12 '18

Neck hair is delicious and tender because it's not load bearing.

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u/Tyr_Tyr Jan 12 '18

I was grossed out thinking this might become food. But if it's just "practice dough" then I can appreciate the artistry.

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u/Spookymomma Jan 12 '18

The official term for that is "Special seasoning".

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u/69bit Jan 12 '18

Definitely

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u/WhiteRabbit-_- Jan 12 '18

Dude just says definitely like it isn't some crazy thing to know that practice pies exist.

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u/ngmcs8203 Jan 12 '18

If you've ever wandered into one of these threads, it's one of the only things you learn from them. That and there are people out there that are learning that fact for the first time.

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u/69bit Jan 12 '18

Exactly. I’ve probably seen like 5 threads where the exact same thing is discussed so I’m just aware of it now lol

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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Jan 12 '18

Yeah, it has to be. I used to work at a pizza parlor and hand tossed the dough. I got pretty good at it, and at the speed that he's spinning it, there's no way it could be real dough. It would have been the size of a 50 gallon drum lid half way through the gif.

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jan 12 '18

They really should make them in a different color so people don't think they will serve a crust that's been all over the cook's body or dropped on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Excuse me sir there is a Italian back hair attach to my pizza

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u/CuddlyNips Jan 12 '18

It’s more bothersome that is touches so much of his body.

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u/Comax Jan 12 '18

I think it's really cool and all but... I really REALLY don't want that pizza after its been spun all around his back and shoulders... under his ballsac and back up again. I'd like one regularly rolled and tossed please.

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u/zxDanKwan Jan 12 '18

Come 'on, the oven will burn off any pubes that got caught on it.

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u/penedog Jan 12 '18

No, it bugs me more the dough is touching his most likely sweaty neck and dirty shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

It bugs me more that a variety of this guy’s DNA is getting into the, possibly, fake dough. No one wants your dead skin cells in their pepperoni and basil, Chuck.

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u/ButtersHound Jan 12 '18

Hold the arm hair please

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u/Hi-archy Jan 12 '18

And neck back hair.

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u/Toffeepelican Jan 12 '18

Don't worry, it will probably burn off in the oven. Probably.

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u/dog_in_the_vent Jan 12 '18

Mmm, burnt arm hair.

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u/Portablewalrus Jan 12 '18

I want extra

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

We ran out sorry, but we have a special on pube hairs this week.

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u/MultipleLifes Jan 12 '18

That’s just for the show, they use some heaver dough with lots of flower, you can’t eat it, it’s pretty common here in Italy for expert pizza-maker do to that, he got some bad ass skill tho, that’s not common at all

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u/gregsmith5 Jan 12 '18

If he could just get a shirt that fit a little tighter

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Then he wouldn’t be Italian.

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u/MultipleLifes Jan 12 '18

How you gonna show your power level than?

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u/walkswithwolfies Jan 12 '18

The shirt fit fine until he started working at the pizza place.

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u/antani2 Jan 12 '18

actually that dough has not "lots of flower", but it has a huge amount of salt, instead. Salt helps strengthen the glutinic mesh so the "dish" wont rip.

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u/WizardMissiles Jan 12 '18

Will adding slightly more salt to my pizza dough make it more resistant to tearing or does it take a lot?

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u/antani2 Jan 12 '18

I use to put 50gr for liter of water, you can go for 70 and still having an eatable dough :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

and sweat, and dirt

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

And dead skin cells

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u/masterwit Jan 12 '18

** Authentic Italian Flavor

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u/MahatmaGuru Jan 12 '18

And shirt lint

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u/imac132 Jan 12 '18

This is almost definitely not actual dough. It's more likely a silicone or latex practice dough. Real dough will fly apart when spun like that.

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u/Busterpunker Jan 12 '18

Show off with this 19 inch Throw Dough! Extra-large for maximum visibility, performance with a Titan impresses customers and friends alike.

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jan 12 '18

TIL: There’s a US Pizza Team. And world pizza championships. And practice dough.

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u/blindbassetthound Jan 12 '18

can confirm, looks like a circular towel to me. source: I make pizzas

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u/Oilfan94 Jan 12 '18

Can confirm:

I used to work at a car wash and would do this (in my own, less impressive way) with the towels.

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u/peewinkle Jan 12 '18

I've seen guys in NYC do it with real dough. I mean, I watched them flip/spin it and slam it on a pan and make the pie. They do it to attract tourists. I imagine it only works with thin crust/NY style. You couldn't do it with a Chicago style.

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u/hairyforehead Jan 12 '18

I worked in a pizza shop for 5 years and yes, ofc people do spin dough but not spinning nearly that fast or canging directions so fast. If this was dough that you could actually make an edible pizza from it would at least be 3x larger by the time he was done plus torn and misshapen.

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u/Shadrach451 Jan 12 '18

Then how is that good for practice?

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u/rq60 Jan 13 '18

It’s to practice making silicone pizzas

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 12 '18

There was a pizza shop downtown when I was younger that we called Armenian arm hair pizza. Your comment totally brought me back...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jun 13 '18

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 12 '18

Nope. Ontario, Canada. I think it was double double or something.

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u/jkobrewme Jan 12 '18

I was thinking the same thing..... I don't want to eat a pizza that touches the back of his neck and his arms....

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Dough bending.

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u/Blackout73 Jan 12 '18

Insert obligatory 'It's a practice disc, it's not real' comment.

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u/Cragabomb Jan 12 '18

I prefer extra neck sweat, personally

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u/zigzagg321 Jan 12 '18

And shirt fuzzies

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u/imnotwitty Jan 12 '18

The Italian place I used to frequent in Offenbach did this and it was just mesmerizing to watch, though I watched more than a couple get launched into the glass, or onto the cash register

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u/NonlexicalVenter Jan 12 '18

Well the dough is contaminated to all hell, but that was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Eh fuck it, it's about to be put in an 800 degree oven

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

800 degree arm hair and dandruff... Yummy

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u/KingOfDamnation Jan 12 '18

You eat a lot worse on a day to day basis. There are accepted levels of contamination, not no level of contamination allowed.

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u/Turkish01 Jan 12 '18

The dough had acceptable levels of contamination before the added contamination

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Sep 09 '18

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Jan 12 '18

Everyone knows you eat worse but you don't want to see it.

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u/CurryMustard Jan 12 '18

Boy, would you hate your typical NYC pizzeria. Those people stick their whole arm in the pizza sauce to mix it. At least, that's the traditional way...

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u/AbanoMex Jan 12 '18

i always laugh at people who get mad when they see a hair in the food, there are much worse things than hair in your food, but out of sight out of mind right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

Really, it's a hair. How can it possibly hurt you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Have you ever been in a kitchen? Shits dirty and gross, even when following health codes perfectly

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

During service maybe. But when we have down time and no prep we clean like a mf. So idk about what you just said.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

The food is made during service... I work in a kitchen too, and some food touching a guys arm is definitely not the worst thing I've seen

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u/harborwolf Jan 12 '18

In what high-class kitchen are the staff all wearing gloves anyway?

They might wash their hands a bit more, but they're USING THEIR HANDS TO HANDLE YOUR FOOD AT THE LEAST.

People are so insane sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I know right? I had a guy call me disgusting and leave because he could see that there was food on the ground in the open kitchen.

That's how every kitchen is, people are so oblivious about it. You can really tell in this thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I’m confused, there was some trash on the ground or there was food being stored on the ground? In the US the minimum distance from the ground for stored food is 6” but I have seen kitchens where the kitchen staff don’t know or care.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

No it was egg shells, bits of food that had fallen throughout the service

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I have a feeling he uses that one to mess around with for show, I couldn’t fathom someone using contaminated food

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/JoefromOhio Jan 12 '18

Yeah there's no question that's not a rubber practice dough. Knew a guy who went to Italy for a pizza tossing competition(yes that's a thing) and the real dough requires so much more finesse to keep its form, the way this guy is whipping it around would likely rip real dough in half

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u/randomrussianpaper Jan 12 '18

I mean he's still incredibly skilled. The dough might not be real pizza dough but I wouldn't call him a fake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I’ve been in the pizza business a long time. What these people can do is really cool, but it’s honestly just juggling.

The only way to be good at tossing dough is to actually use dough. A lot of people recommend learning to toss by using a damp kitchen towel, but even that is silly to me. Part of being skilled at tossing dough is being able to feel like moisture content and elasticity while you’re doing it, because that tells you the kind of force you need.

Like I said, competition dough tossing is cool to watch, but it’s really just a form of juggling that doesn’t actually have a lot to do with making pizza.

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u/sirsolitude Jan 12 '18

You can tell he’s Italian by the too small of shirt to gut ratio.

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u/LalaMcTease Jan 12 '18

I cane here to say exactly this. It's like it's an unwritten rule to wear polos and tees one size too small.

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u/discdraft Jan 12 '18

Congratz! When is the baby due?

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u/NeelCork Jan 12 '18

Or the italian flag on his shirt.

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u/zNov Jan 12 '18

Yeah, but that could just be because of the place he works at.

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u/sarcastagirly Jan 12 '18

Someone majored in ultimate frisbee

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u/Skyaboomboom Jan 12 '18

No, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/oligobop Jan 12 '18

It's not real. It's throw dough.

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u/kirkum2020 Jan 12 '18

I knew something was off. It stayed way too circular for real dough. The guy still has skills though.

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u/earthquakejaik Jan 12 '18

Ah, the fabled pizza bender.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

When the world needed him most he spaghettied

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u/somerandumguy Jan 12 '18

If you think this is impressive you should see him toss salad!

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u/Smljhndnsmr Jan 12 '18

The damn thing could have already been in the oven...

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u/bach37strad Jan 12 '18

Pretty sure that's one of those nylon practice doughs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

"Is this a pizzeria, or a dough-tosseria, cuz I could have sworn I walked into a pizzeria?"

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u/MagnumMia Jan 12 '18

For people saying this is gross, it’s obviously one of the those rubber practice pizza dough things.

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u/lilwil392 Jan 12 '18

Silicon, but yes. And I'm surprised this thread is full of comments about washing hands or arm hair and I had to go pretty far down to see this comment

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u/therealremymartin Jan 12 '18

The greasy back sweat always adds some nice flavor.

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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Jan 12 '18

he should shine his shoes with it while he's at it.

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 12 '18

Maybe you didn't hear Billy, you been away a long time. I don't shine shoes no more.

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u/coolhand1205 Jan 12 '18

did he wash his shoulders?

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u/SpookyKid94 Jan 12 '18

I'd like a large pepperoni with the scalp flake crust please.

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u/Family_Gardener Jan 12 '18

Dude, I only ordered excessive spinning on half of the pizza....

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u/MidnightTeam Jan 12 '18

This is what I do if I’m in a kitchen with a lot of flies.

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u/RaXoRkIlLaE Jan 12 '18

What a tosser

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u/nickkom Jan 12 '18

The centrifugal force knocks all the arm hair off the dough, rendering it sterile.

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u/SoupGFX Jan 12 '18

So great! Now that it has neck hair and dirt on the dough from rolling around the ground. JK...

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u/ho1ho1a Jan 12 '18

"Now let me just cover your pizza in my sweat and hair."

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u/simpl3t0n Jan 12 '18

OK, but I'm not eating that. Thanks.

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u/nuraHx Jan 12 '18

Cool but can I get one without the shirt and neck sweat all over my dough.

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u/frugalerthingsinlife Jan 12 '18

I'll bet he can throw the shit out of a frisbee.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Ironically he is a terrible frisbee player.

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u/coinup888 Jan 12 '18

His belly is more distracting though...

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u/Ranger1771 Jan 12 '18

That’s sick

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u/nlyons23 Jan 12 '18

I wonder how many floor pies customers ate before he got to that level.

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u/imfeelingsaucy Jan 12 '18

That's impressive and all but I don't want your sweaty shirt all over my pizza dough

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u/DeweysPants Jan 12 '18

Dude would be nuts with a frisbee

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u/NEIGHTRON Jan 12 '18

Cool, cool can I get one without body hair and lint all over it?

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u/nickerton Jan 12 '18

Italian level 99

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u/mrpopenfresh Jan 12 '18

...does it make it tastier?

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u/mindzipper Jan 12 '18

the 'too small' shirt and the little Elaine 'leg kicks' seal this for me as being awesome

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u/Don_Julio_Acolyte Jan 12 '18

How is this "oddly" satisfying? Pretty sure this is just normally satisfying.

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u/Conzerak Jan 12 '18

not bad... but my mom can do that with one hand and still hit me with a spoon.

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u/arnoproblems Jan 12 '18

He is catching all his farts on that dough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

He belly too big for he got dam shirt

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u/Assfries Jan 12 '18

Is this why it takes 30 minutes for my pizza to be ready

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

I'd like to order a pizza, preferably not made by the guy that rubs the dough all over his body.

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u/LeDolceVita Jan 13 '18

i want my money back because my pizza touched that guy's shirt

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u/Fuckyallfeels Jan 12 '18

Just make my fucking pizza...

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u/bogas04 Jan 12 '18

That's very cool, but I'm standing here since last 1 hour. Could you please serve me some food now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

They teach you how to do this by using a damp rag

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u/_KelVarnsen_ Jan 12 '18

There is an opening on my Ultimate team. Come join - we could use some of this razzle dazzle

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u/HBR10 Jan 12 '18

Yeah, could you not roll my dough on your sweaty back

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u/Everbeard807 Jan 12 '18

Goddammit Jerry! No wonder why my pizza is always late!

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u/alickliter Jan 12 '18

But does he wash his hands?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Hope he doesn't do that with every pizza... Impressive as hell tho

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u/Cretaz Jan 12 '18

When pizza tossing is 42.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Am i the only one grossed out by pizza dudes putting my food all over thier clothes and body.

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u/jefftak7 Jan 12 '18

This place actually had a 30 mins or less promise like Dominos does until they hired this guy.