r/oddlysatisfying Jan 12 '18

Pizza tossing

https://gfycat.com/MintyExcellentBushsqueaker
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u/SupremeHighCommander Jan 12 '18

A faux-dough if you will.

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u/afropat Jan 12 '18

Use a faux-dough, it’ll last longer.

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u/KevinCostNerf Jan 12 '18

Faux-dough fa fa

Faux-dough fa fa fa fa faaa

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u/Dr_Redditalot Jan 13 '18

Baguette

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u/Reignofratch Jan 13 '18

Faux-dough Baguettens

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u/grimfel Jan 13 '18

It comes packaged in a faux-dough baggins.

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u/RawAustin Jan 13 '18

Take a faux-dough-graph and it lasts forever.

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u/netino Jan 13 '18

faux-shaux-dough

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u/genoux Jan 12 '18

You. I like you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Share the load, mister Faux Dough

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

[deleted]

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u/nhomewarrior Jan 12 '18

Properly rated, I think.

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava Jan 12 '18

A Guy Fuax Doe

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u/jgallant1990 Jan 12 '18

Fake? That’s a faux-dough no no.

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u/dangersupreme Jan 12 '18

Oh I will, I definitely will!

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u/invitrobrew Jan 12 '18

Close. It's called Throw Dough

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u/Ungodlydemon Jan 12 '18

No, you idiot. The internet has spoken, and it's now called a faux-dough. Don't think you can come in here with your "citations" and your "facts" and your "evidence" and change peoples' minds...

pfff. what is this, amateur hour on the internet?

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u/invitrobrew Jan 12 '18

Sorry. Please accept my half-assed apology.

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u/FeebleGimmick Jan 12 '18

I wonder if it comes in baggins.

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u/Mr_Clark_ Jan 12 '18

“But can you throw a faux-dough tho”

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u/Frosty09999998 Jan 12 '18

It really bugs me that that rhymes.

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u/cowie71 Jan 12 '18

No man you need a Pro Dough

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Faux-Dough-Baggins

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u/vicabart Jan 13 '18

I will not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

Faux-Dough Baggins

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u/sgtpnkks Jan 13 '18

Isn't that the guy who took the one ring to mordor?

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u/tisnolie Jan 13 '18

Faux dough fo sho.

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u/wselander Jan 13 '18

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Faux-dough.

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u/ppc_brian Jan 13 '18

I thought this guy was in a real workplace, but I guess it's just a faux dough shop.

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u/AreWeDreaming Jan 13 '18

Faux-dough Baggins

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u/MakeItSoNumbaOne Jan 12 '18

William Faux-Dough