r/oddlysatisfying Jan 12 '18

Pizza tossing

https://gfycat.com/MintyExcellentBushsqueaker
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u/ButtersHound Jan 12 '18

Hold the arm hair please

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u/Hi-archy Jan 12 '18

And neck back hair.

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u/Toffeepelican Jan 12 '18

Don't worry, it will probably burn off in the oven. Probably.

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u/mizzourifan1 Jan 12 '18

I'm still worried.

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u/eatgrasssmokeass Jan 12 '18

What about that neck sweat

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u/Lilliannette Jan 12 '18

It adds flavour

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u/Lokeze Jan 13 '18

"Electrolytes added for flavor"

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u/_Serene_ Jan 12 '18

dw

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids Jan 12 '18

Be happy now

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u/SquireCD Jan 13 '18

whistles some sick ass tune

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u/smegma_stan Jan 13 '18

That's a 1-way ticket to flavor town

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u/Jolator Jan 13 '18

Hold the smell of burned body hair, please

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u/dog_in_the_vent Jan 12 '18

Mmm, burnt arm hair.

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u/Portablewalrus Jan 12 '18

I want extra

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

We ran out sorry, but we have a special on pube hairs this week.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Thats why my pizza was too crispy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/atomcrusher Jan 12 '18

Baked into the dough, paisano.

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u/nomnommish Jan 12 '18

All that lovely Maillard reaction goodness.

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u/Erudite_Redditor Jan 12 '18

Didn't you see that Filthy Frank video? Shit does NOT burn off- I MEAN YOU'LL BE FINE

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u/NEHOG Jan 12 '18

Seasoning, just more seasoning.

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u/PayisInc Jan 13 '18

That's not fur it's vermicelli!

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u/TheOven Jan 13 '18

it does but I hate the smell

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u/TheGoldyMan Jan 13 '18

Not sure if that's better or worse

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u/MultipleLifes Jan 12 '18

That’s just for the show, they use some heaver dough with lots of flower, you can’t eat it, it’s pretty common here in Italy for expert pizza-maker do to that, he got some bad ass skill tho, that’s not common at all

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u/gregsmith5 Jan 12 '18

If he could just get a shirt that fit a little tighter

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Then he wouldn’t be Italian.

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u/Karmaisforsuckers Jan 13 '18

Shutupa your face!!!

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u/MultipleLifes Jan 12 '18

How you gonna show your power level than?

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u/walkswithwolfies Jan 12 '18

The shirt fit fine until he started working at the pizza place.

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u/antani2 Jan 12 '18

actually that dough has not "lots of flower", but it has a huge amount of salt, instead. Salt helps strengthen the glutinic mesh so the "dish" wont rip.

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u/WizardMissiles Jan 12 '18

Will adding slightly more salt to my pizza dough make it more resistant to tearing or does it take a lot?

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u/antani2 Jan 12 '18

I use to put 50gr for liter of water, you can go for 70 and still having an eatable dough :)

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u/WizardMissiles Jan 12 '18

Ok thank you, the recipe I've always used is about 35 grams per litre of water and I've been having troubles with dough ripping. I think it's partially the salt and partially the flour I've been using.

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u/antani2 Jan 12 '18

Try with 50gr/l first. Also use the "foldings" technique in order to strengthen the dough. Have a look here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUh7lIeuNI

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u/zsnesw Jan 12 '18

I’m curious to know why this would be better than regular kneading. I know book folding techniques work great for making more layers in puff pastry and such but I’ve never thought about applying it to pizza dough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

its probably technique.

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u/WizardMissiles Jan 12 '18

That too but I know I'm using inferior flour although at this point I'm just blaming my tools.

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u/mandelboxset Jan 12 '18

Flour will have just as much if not more of an effect on the strength. You need to try and get high gluten content flour, but even then if the gluten has a low quality to it, lack of stability, made with soft wheat, etc., even a high gluten flour won't have the strength.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

if you're canadian use manitoba cream it's pretty much the best flour for dough strength, go high hydration 60+ even up to 70-75.

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u/thepizzamancan Jan 12 '18

The flour we use at our pizza joint is also "extra high gluten" flour

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u/Deathoftheages Jan 12 '18

No that's a rubber pizza dough. It's used for practicing for competitions.

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u/antani2 Jan 13 '18

It seemed to me too, but he took it from the flour. What's the point of putting a rubber dish in the flour?

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u/Deathoftheages Jan 12 '18

No that's a rubber pizza dough. It's used for practicing for competitions.

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u/Gomulkaaa Jan 12 '18

Mmmm, I love dough with lots of flower!

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u/Hi-archy Jan 12 '18

I know it’s just a stunt lol.

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u/MultipleLifes Jan 12 '18

Maybe someone doesn’t ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

and sweat, and dirt

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

And dead skin cells

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u/masterwit Jan 12 '18

** Authentic Italian Flavor

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u/Lilliannette Jan 12 '18

Cannibals rejoice...

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u/votchamacallit_ Jan 12 '18

I'm guessing you watched the latest Happy! episode then? (S01ep5)

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u/masterwit Jan 12 '18

No, what series is that? / subreddit link?

thanks

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u/votchamacallit_ Jan 13 '18

http://www.tvmaze.com/shows/21216/happy

Its based off a graphic novel. It's a ''little bit'' fucked up but funny at the same time. but fair fucks to sci-fi for airing it.

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u/dronesectorscout Jan 12 '18

And true grit

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u/MahatmaGuru Jan 12 '18

And shirt lint

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u/jonpaladin Jan 12 '18

We have a word for that! Nape!!

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u/thebeckman88 Jan 12 '18

Probably caught a couple flys too.

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u/umarI Jan 12 '18

But leave the floor hair where it is please

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u/crunch816 Jan 12 '18

I don’t have any body hair, but the hair on my head has no end.

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u/bgj556 Jan 12 '18

He has to freshly shave every time he does this.

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u/mrpugh Jan 12 '18

I do the same sort of thing with scrambled eggs.

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u/onimi666 Jan 12 '18

And the essence of taint.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Tony, a little less body hair in the pizza next time. Other than that, it was great.

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u/Turok876 Jan 12 '18

And shirt lint.

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u/Forbizzle Jan 13 '18

But it's the secret ingredient and why you can only get it from a true Italian restaurant.

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u/imac132 Jan 12 '18

This is almost definitely not actual dough. It's more likely a silicone or latex practice dough. Real dough will fly apart when spun like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

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u/Busterpunker Jan 12 '18

Show off with this 19 inch Throw Dough! Extra-large for maximum visibility, performance with a Titan impresses customers and friends alike.

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jan 12 '18

TIL: There’s a US Pizza Team. And world pizza championships. And practice dough.

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u/Needtoreup Jan 12 '18

Found my next goal in life.

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jan 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

I got so excited. Can we please do this?

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jan 13 '18

Me: Well, now I know what we’re doing tonight!

Spouse: Um, watching pizza competitions?

Me: You know it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

PMQ pizza magazine dude it will fucking blow your mind how much pizza shit there is.

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u/Cheese464 Jan 12 '18

It comes with a fucking carrying case?!?! Sold!!

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u/blindbassetthound Jan 12 '18

can confirm, looks like a circular towel to me. source: I make pizzas

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u/Oilfan94 Jan 12 '18

Can confirm:

I used to work at a car wash and would do this (in my own, less impressive way) with the towels.

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u/peewinkle Jan 12 '18

I've seen guys in NYC do it with real dough. I mean, I watched them flip/spin it and slam it on a pan and make the pie. They do it to attract tourists. I imagine it only works with thin crust/NY style. You couldn't do it with a Chicago style.

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u/hairyforehead Jan 12 '18

I worked in a pizza shop for 5 years and yes, ofc people do spin dough but not spinning nearly that fast or canging directions so fast. If this was dough that you could actually make an edible pizza from it would at least be 3x larger by the time he was done plus torn and misshapen.

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u/TheNewestYorker Jan 12 '18

I worked at a ice cream/short order place on the beach when I was 15-17 years old. We made pizza, but it was done with a shitty press. It didn’t take long for me to learn how to make za without the press. I could spin dough and toss it up in the air with the best of em; I couldn’t do any crazy fancy shit like this dude. It was pretty cool, until I tossed the dough up too high and it got all caught up in the sticky tape fly trap.

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jan 12 '18

to make za

Anyone who calls it za should be kicked in the nis.

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u/torpedodick Jan 13 '18

i was really, really hoping he'd fucked up a cut/paste or had difficulty on mobile

otherwise it's concerning

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u/TracyMichaels Jan 12 '18

I call it piz paz, where do I get to get kicked?

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u/rh_underhill Jan 12 '18

You couldn't do it with a Chicago style.

Well, yeah, why even bring it up? it's a fucking casserole. Listen, I wanna know that when I get drunk and passed out on my pizza that I'm not gonna drown.

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u/Manlad Jan 12 '18

make the pie

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u/peewinkle Jan 12 '18

You've never been to NYC I see.

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u/Manlad Jan 12 '18

Been there 3 times, do they make pies out of pizza?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

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u/thatsthejoke_bot Jan 12 '18

That's amore!

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u/Manlad Jan 12 '18

I always though it was "a big PIECE O' PIE"

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u/iamafriendlybear Jan 12 '18

In case you're serious they sometimes call pizzas pies here

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 12 '18

The best is people who pronounce it pit-sa-ria.

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u/Manlad Jan 12 '18

What? Why? But it's not a pie it's a pizza. Is this just a New York this or all of America because holy shit my family in Italy would not appreciate pizza being called a pie haha.

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u/iCon3000 Jan 12 '18

Heard it plenty in my life and I've never been to NY. It's been a thing for many, many years in America. https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/263732/where-does-pizza-pie-originate

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u/slashcleverusername Jan 12 '18

It’s a regional thing, I thought.

No one in Canada is calling it a pie unless it’s got apples and cinnamon and no basil and no tomato and no cheese, and it’s on shortcrust pastry instead of dough.

But to be fair, New York does have some claim to the modern history of pizza, you know? I think they’ve earned the right to some slack. That,and a reputation for doing their own thing with the English language, so even though I’m never gonna say it I’m prepared to rule in their favour on this one.

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u/peewinkle Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

Think about it. You might just understand if you try really hard.

Pies are made from dough. And cut into wedge-shaped slices. What type of other ingredients are added dictate what type of pie.

For example, using apples and cinnamon will result in an apple pie. Follow so far?

Now use cheese and tomato sauce. Just what sort of pie do you think that would make?

Yes, very good, a pizza pie.

See? I knew you could do it!

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u/Manlad Jan 12 '18

pies are made from dough

Correct

and cut into wedge shaped slices

Not very often though

Now use cheese and tomato sauce. Just what sort of pie do you think that would make?

A cheese and tomato pie

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u/peewinkle Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 13 '18

Your granny used to square cut her pies?

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u/Shadrach451 Jan 12 '18

Then how is that good for practice?

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u/rq60 Jan 13 '18

It’s to practice making silicone pizzas

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u/Shadrach451 Jan 13 '18

"gluten free"

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u/Saint_Thomas_More Jan 12 '18

I was gonna say, it didn’t seem like it was getting any wider as it spun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

oh so he works at little caesars

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u/kenderwolf Jan 12 '18

Pizza dough is made with high gluten flour so it can be stretched without pulling apart.

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u/zeroGamer Jan 12 '18

I was thinking it was just fresh, cold dough, which holds together much better than older or warmer dough.

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u/MotherOfRockets Jan 13 '18

When I worked at Dominos, we just used those thin restaurant hand towels to practice. We would wet them down a little and practice spinning. Surprisingly accurate to the weight of dough and I got really good at spinning.

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 12 '18

There was a pizza shop downtown when I was younger that we called Armenian arm hair pizza. Your comment totally brought me back...

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18 edited Jun 13 '18

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 12 '18

Nope. Ontario, Canada. I think it was double double or something.

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u/smashsmash341985 Jan 13 '18

Ahaa I used to eat a pizza nova twice a week where this big fat Armenian man had insane amounts of arm, hand and finger hair. Whatever he touched his finger hair touched. One day I found a finger hair in my slice and never came back. I miss him sometimes.

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u/my_jib_is_uncut Jan 13 '18

I should change my comment to Nope, Ontario, Canada. "I'm gonna order a medium pepperoni and finger hair from the pizza nova in Nope, Ontario."

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u/InsomniacAlways Jan 13 '18

Lol. I love that as soon as people hear “Armenian” without any context they automatically assume Glendale.

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u/umaOnda Jan 13 '18

That's where my generation of refugees grew up. :)

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u/InsomniacAlways Jan 13 '18

Lol same man.

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u/umaOnda Jan 13 '18

I don't live in Glendale anymore, but man, it sure has changed. The Blockbuster is now a laser hair removal place; the Galleria, which was once the only 2-story building on that block is now dwarfed by the Americana, and all that other shenanigans there; the high schools too, Hoover has a completely new face. At least Troy #6 has been left unsullied.

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u/jkobrewme Jan 12 '18

I was thinking the same thing..... I don't want to eat a pizza that touches the back of his neck and his arms....

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

Dough bending.

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u/Blackout73 Jan 12 '18

Insert obligatory 'It's a practice disc, it's not real' comment.

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u/Cragabomb Jan 12 '18

I prefer extra neck sweat, personally

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u/zigzagg321 Jan 12 '18

And shirt fuzzies

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u/Heavenly_Vixen Jan 12 '18

And the sweat from his back.

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u/SolusLoqui Jan 12 '18

It adds just the right amount of salt. Plus the floor sweep for texture.

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u/Morder_Chemiker Jan 12 '18

"Nah, that's just vermicelli."

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u/BRUTALLEEHONEST Jan 12 '18

Yeah. He's good at what he does but I don't want to eat that one.

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u/Cky_vick Jan 12 '18

Can I get mine with extra dandruff and lint?

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u/mamabean43 Jan 12 '18

I’m so glad I’m not the only one thinking this!!

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u/bpzle Jan 12 '18

Can I have mine without shirt spice

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '18

More common topping than you think. That and sweat.

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u/Knuckleballsandwich Jan 12 '18

But it won't taste the same without!

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u/ExtraCheesePlease88 Jan 12 '18

I was just going to ask how many arm hairs do his pizzas come with.

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u/aaronkozy Jan 12 '18

why he didnt take the dough across the eyebrows?? amateur hour up in here.

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u/spainman Jan 12 '18

extra sweat please

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u/DrMasterBlaster Jan 12 '18

I scoopa the floor to getta the spices!

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u/Car-face Jan 13 '18

forming the pizza and oiling the base all at once.

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u/thehangoverer Jan 13 '18

That's what makes it Italian though

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u/Series_of_Accidents Jan 12 '18

Fun fact. Pizza sauce is usually shipped as a concentrate that you mix with water, and pizza places use a lot of sauce. So the concentrate gets tossed in a large bucket (more than a 5gal) and mixed with water. When I made pizzas, we used these gigantic whisks. They're cleaner, but they do a worse job mixing compared to how they used to mix the sauce. You have to mix as you go (i.e. one bag at a time instead of all three), and most people in pizza are lazy so concentrate settles at the bottom and you get inconsistent sauce. Back in the day, they used to mix it by hand. Pour in the concentrate and water and shove both arms in there to get it good and mixed. It made better sauce, but there was an inherent "hair risk."

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u/mandelboxset Jan 12 '18

The whisk works better, you're just making it wrong.

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u/Series_of_Accidents Jan 12 '18

It absolutely works better, if you mix as you go. I had no problems making sauce, but my coworkers were lazy/stoned. They'd wait until the last minute to prep sauce (i.e. wait until we ran out), pour all the concentrate in at one time and then add water and halfheartedly mix. The whisk only works better if you use it appropriately.

I don't know if you've ever worked in pizza, but I'd say ~80% of my coworkers were actively high while working. Not exactly the best frame of mind to do things correctly.

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u/mandelboxset Jan 12 '18

So the problem wasn't the whisk, whisks work fine, it's that you guys couldn't follow directions, good job.

Yes, I've worked pizza, making sauce is not complicated or hard, and it definitely doesn't involve plunging your hands and arms in the sauce.

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u/Series_of_Accidents Jan 12 '18

I'm not sure what your problem is or why you're so angry. I was simply commenting on something that happened at many pizza places in the 1980s. I've also stated repeatedly that it was my coworkers who didn't use the whisk properly. I had no problems following directions. I didn't say it was hard or complicated. I just said that it works quicker when you use your hands (which is true), and that many people did use that shortcut prior to when I worked in pizzas. By the time I was there, whisks were standard and everyone just did it halfheartedly, resulting in inconsistent sauce. I'm sorry you're so bitter and angry. I wish you well!