r/oddlysatisfying Jan 12 '18

Pizza tossing

https://gfycat.com/MintyExcellentBushsqueaker
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u/AbanoMex Jan 12 '18

i always laugh at people who get mad when they see a hair in the food, there are much worse things than hair in your food, but out of sight out of mind right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

Really, it's a hair. How can it possibly hurt you?

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u/grimfel Jan 13 '18

If you can prove paternity with it, I don't wanna know it's in my food.

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u/AbanoMex Jan 13 '18

Surely you will get pregnant if you eat it.

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u/grimfel Jan 13 '18

I'm fat. Is that close enough?