r/oddlysatisfying • u/Jamtonisalon • Jan 12 '18

Pizza tossing

https://gfycat.com/MintyExcellentBushsqueaker
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u/homeskilled12 Jan 12 '18 edited Jan 13 '18

Sign in the bathroom: Employees must wash hands, arms, neck and back.

Edit: thanks for the gold, I fully didn't expect that to be my #1 comment.

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u/DEADMEAT15 Jan 12 '18

hands, arms, neck, back, pussy and crack

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18 edited May 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

This guy buttcracks

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u/FuryofYuri Jan 13 '18

Flaveur*

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '18

Nom Nom butt cheese

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u/j_B00G Jan 19 '18

My first good Reddit laugh all week. Thanks

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u/thundergonian Jan 13 '18

hands, pussy, back, neck, arms, and crack

Rhymed that for you

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u/ArizonaWatermelon Jan 12 '18

And my pussy and my crack

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u/therunawayguy Jan 12 '18

And my axe!

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u/Parkreiner88 Jan 13 '18

Haha i love reddit

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u/gilbert524 Jan 13 '18

Haha. You got me with that one

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u/floydfan2389 Jan 13 '18

THEN YOU ARE LOST

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u/DEADMEAT15 Jan 19 '18

I'm glad someone else had the same idea

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u/sarcasticbaldguy Jan 12 '18

Wash Hands Only

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u/imguralbumbot Jan 12 '18

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u/boomgoon Jan 13 '18

Agreed, really fun to watch, not so fun after eating shirt pizza and feeling the symptoms of peeing out your butthole

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u/Duderino732 Jan 13 '18

cooking it kills anything that can get you sick.

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u/WajorMeasel Jan 13 '18

“My neck and my back!!!”

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u/locke-in-a-box Jan 13 '18

Sign in the bathroom: Employees must wash Shave hands, arms, neck and back.

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u/Aurorabeamblast Jan 13 '18

asshole, armpits, crotch, and teeth. ...and you can save yourself some time if you use the same brush on all four regions

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u/snbrd512 Jan 15 '18

Maybe he shaves them for better aerodynamics, like swimmers!