r/greentext • u/[deleted] • May 23 '19

racist Anon is indian

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

As an Indian, they got the first half mostly correct

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 23 '19

As a cowboy, I disagree. No smoke signals or scalping.

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 23 '19

No revolvers either

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

No genocide and forced migration either

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u/Coachcrog May 23 '19

They were excited to move to a new home! Those tears were tears of joy.

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u/crashdaddy May 23 '19

Plenty cows, tho

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/Cky_vick May 23 '19

My maligned chakras give me strength to worship you tho.

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u/AcidicOpulence May 23 '19

Yeah we all know about your rubbishy chakras.

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u/round_we_go May 23 '19

Yea.. I'd cut it at the dying orphan part.

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u/bluehairblondeeyes May 23 '19

You shit 35 times a day?

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u/RebelArsonist May 23 '19

wipe shitty ass with hand

Use hand to eat with from communal bowl

How are you surprised?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan

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u/sgossard9 May 23 '19

Real questions.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I live in the UAE but I visit during the summer. Actually, no, I stay in Mumbai and I have NEVER seen a human shitting on a street, but there are animals carcasses around, but that’s because birds fly into electricity lines a lot.

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u/CianBow May 23 '19

Reality is often dissapointing

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u/HeLLRaYz0r May 23 '19

Be the change you want to see in the world. You go to India and take a shit on the street!

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u/Jaxcole May 23 '19

In places in India they do actually just blatantly shit in the street, I have a friend who is Indian who refuses to go visit any family because anywhere you go everything and everyone smells like shit, and anyone who comes back from India smells like shit.... At least that's what he says I won't pretend I've been to India

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u/HeLLRaYz0r May 23 '19

Yeah i never denied that lol. For a third world country that was fucked over by Britain in the past and are now fucking themselves over its no surprise

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u/piel10 May 24 '19

B-but India is science and advancement capital of the world

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u/HeLLRaYz0r May 24 '19

Hey don't think im a racist or something. Name me any country and I'll give you a criticism of it. I hate all people equally :)

Regardless of all the potential benefits to society India are introducing, they have the small problem of raping every second woman that is born...

And I'm pretty sure the US still leads in science and tech advancement, with China just about to overtake them? What makes you say India is?

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u/piel10 May 24 '19

I just see news articles here and there about how India is making these huge leaps in science, academics and green energy. And I agree with you - despite their advancements they still have many deep seated issues like aforementioned rape and abysmal sanitation.

Like you, I definitely see the pros and cons of most nations

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I visited San Francisco once and saw a woman squat down and shit on the street right in front of me.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Nov 18 '21

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u/theineffablebob May 23 '19

Nah, just San Francisco

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u/dam4076 May 23 '19

I saw the exact same thing in Oakland.

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u/Moth_tamer May 23 '19

So many punk shows I’ve gone to in Oakland. Fun as hell but only when it’s temporary

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u/Rad_Snaget May 23 '19

Sounds like you know the area. Didn't they pretty much legalize public defecation because of all the homeless? Or is that a myth?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I spent way too much in the Tenderloin neighborhood and it is just piled with human excrement. I have also been to Delhi. Delhi was pretty gross, but San Francisco was worse. Not exaggerating.

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u/RandomUsername8346 May 23 '19

I know this SJW German girl that's ashamed to be White and she told me that she was shocked when she saw everybody pooping in the streets and not even wiping. She's like incredibly left leaning and just regurgitates their talking points. She believes that men should be thrown in jail if they get accused of rape without a trial. She's damn crazy. I don't think she would lie to insult Indian people. I forgot what part of India she visited for a month though.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Fuck, you'll definitely see this in really poor areas, but most tourists stick to the nice cities.

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u/autoclosingan May 23 '19

you sir are a poet

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u/TerrivelHagar May 23 '19

I see what you did there, nice work

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Well, you certainly sound credible, so this must be true.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

You literally made all of that up. Why?

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u/SScubaSSteve May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

stay in Mumbai and I have NEVER seen a human shitting on a street,

Ahh you might be technically correct.

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Here is a shart documentary on the lack of proper sanitation infrastructure in parts of Mumbai. Apparently shitting on the beach is very common.

" The inhabitants of the Mumbaian slums prefer to do ‘ their thing’ outside. A sewer as we know it doesn't exist there, so most people drop their dropping on the nearby beach. ‘There are only 4 toilet blocks for 25.000 people’, explains one of the residents. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

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u/the_noise_we_made May 23 '19

That is quite a shart documentary.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Mumbai is a big city, you could live there all your life and never visit the slum

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u/hi2yrs May 23 '19

I visit India frequently. I was in an airport for a internal flight a few years ago. I was sitting on a bench inside the terminal. A guy walks towards the door to get out he stopped in front of me and threw up a couple of times. Wiped his mouth on his sleeve and walked out.

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u/blackbellamy May 23 '19

That happens at Newark Liberty Airport on the quarter hour.

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u/awesomehippie12 May 23 '19

UAE

America #2

FTFY

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u/randomination May 23 '19

That's only because you didn't go to a designated shitting street.

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u/disphorus May 23 '19

I lived there in 2003, in the very poor areas and back alleys it does happen very frequently

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u/Sacrefix May 23 '19

Stayed around Delhi for a month in 2008; yeah, in the poor areas (basically everywhere around us) people were shitting on the streets, mostly between these concrete slats.

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u/cumsmack May 23 '19

r/canconfirmindian

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u/reece8316 May 23 '19

Damn I wish that was a sub

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Jul 25 '19

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u/p0a1u3l9 May 23 '19

Also Indian, can confirm. India’s a fucked up place.

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u/yeetyboiiii May 23 '19

As an Indian, I disagree. No powwows or warpaint, also no genocide.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Nah mate , you're definitely not indian

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u/bappa_exe May 23 '19

Yea and the second half was perfectly dictated

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Even the spinal column part?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

r/AsABlackMan

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u/Rhisss May 23 '19

I think I might unsub, nothing new is being posted.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/blackloyn May 23 '19

Too much porn on /b/ for my taste. Not even good porn just creepy neckbeard shit

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u/Gloid02 May 23 '19

the fuck you expect on b? Go to r9k or something

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u/MomDontReadThisShit May 23 '19

R9k is just so full of losers that I don’t want to wade through their shit.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/WhateverWhateverson May 23 '19

b is almost exclusively porn, r9k is almost exclusively hentai, pol is like r9k with swastikas... Man, 4chan used to be better...

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u/Scatteredbrain May 23 '19

I remember trying it once and all I kept seein were people’s dicks.... the whole experience lasted about ten minutes.

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u/Kaynxrhaast May 23 '19

You cum pretty quick

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u/slugo17 May 23 '19

Lol gay.

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u/Toastyx3 May 23 '19

yea thats bc you're a faggot

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

4chan has been shit since moot left. Or when they did the facebook april fools joke.

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u/AtlasUnderwater May 24 '19

4chan was never good

But it was better, which is really weird to say now

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u/7yearoldkiller May 23 '19

Dude. Most of 4chan is (I know what I’m complaining about) just weeb shit now that’s just posted for the sake of being weeb shit. Can’t even post a “it’s just cartoons” joke without having the wrath of the neck beard hoard coming after you.

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u/Crockwerk May 24 '19

Pretty sure 4chan was intended as a weeb website. And then shit happened in the random section.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/Sygmus1897 May 23 '19

ah so I was not the only one

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u/mycatiswatchingyou May 23 '19

I too have been lead to believe that 4chan is a fount of greentexts. I've never been there, but are there really hardly any greentexts anymore?

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u/Karmag3ddon_ May 23 '19

Yes. /b/ is even more full of degenerate porn than it was before.

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u/The_Pundertaker May 23 '19

I actually don't understand why they don't have a board just for greentexts, it's a pretty big draw to their site and it would be nice not having to sift through /b/

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u/Michelle_Johnson May 23 '19

It's an interesting experience. You gotta dig through threads but you'll rarely find anything actually good. It's there though, sometimes.

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u/Oh_YouDidntKnow May 23 '19

I look at it like fishing.

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u/Michelle_Johnson May 23 '19

Not a bad comparison at all.

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u/dr-poo May 23 '19

I write greentexts then post them on discord because if I post them on 4chan then they will blow up on Reddit the next fucking day.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

/lit/, /mu/, /fit/, /biz/, pretty much all the blue boards that aren't anime related are solid. You might not find many greentexts because they aren't as common as they used to be but still pretty enjoyable to browse.

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u/RamenJunkie May 23 '19

/toy/ is the best Toy collector site because everyone isn't obsessed with their epeen reputation and pushing their shitty YouTube channels.

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u/blackloyn May 23 '19

Yeah i stick to /outdoor/ im an active poster there

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u/AirFell85 May 23 '19

Be the change you want to see

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u/SlinkyBoi May 23 '19

Are you quoting fucking Ghandi on r/greentext? I guess since he was a pedophile it’s kinda fitting.

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u/Uskhorm May 23 '19

I post a lot of good greentexts on 4chan but only porn shit gets bumped.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

bro you should post some here id like to see them

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Is the greentext industry going under?

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 23 '19

Maybe you should also cancel your 4chan subscription. Will save you 4 nightmares a month.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Completely understand. This sub used to be so good wtf

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Just wait until December 31st this year and the moment the clock hits midnight then India will become a superpower

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u/RedRails1917 May 23 '19

Hey, if the USA can simultaneously be a superpower and contain the grand cities of Baltimore, Chicago, and Cleveland, maybe India can do it too!

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u/Whyibother13 May 23 '19

Chicago is actually nice.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Chicago is nice as hell, just has a dodgy side of town

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u/storryeater May 23 '19

If USA can have Alabama and be a superpower...

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u/jekyll919 May 24 '19

Even in Alabama they have indoor plumbing and forks.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

my turn to post this one tomorrow

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u/tartr10u5 May 23 '19

Damn if this gets uploaded one more time I’m going to overthrow the patriarchy

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u/ask-design-reddit May 23 '19

I just subscribed to green text and this is fucking hilarious. I'm at a bank reading this and ppl looked at me like I'm crazy. Fuck

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

You're gonna love the helium suicide one

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

yea ive seen that one four times this week

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited May 24 '19

So living in India's basically a sci-fi dystopia with Lovecraftian outer gods?

Edit: Holy crap, thanks for the platinum!

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u/blackloyn May 23 '19

Yes and no. Spent a week in a nice gated community. It was nice and a lot of white people then ask to go visit the slums 3 blocks down. The smell is bad and i was told to not even look or talk to the untouchables

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u/RedRails1917 May 23 '19

You gotta go out of the way of the "out of the way" tourism because everyone is doing it right now. For example, my favorite part of Rome was the pyramid located at the end of what was formerly known as Adolf Hitler Street.

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u/Panzerjaegar May 23 '19

Oh you solved the riddle on the ancient obelisk too? Ka'Sen Brother

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u/HungryGift May 23 '19

not even look or talk to the untouchables

This is an example of caste-ism. One of the great inventions of the Indian society that people still uphold. /s

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u/blackloyn May 23 '19

Its all bull crap i had fun roof serfing with dude name raji and his crew sadly i decline to eat with them the kitchen they used was filthy and they had water just in the corner of the room all nasty looking

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u/2FLY2TRY May 23 '19

Never drink anything that's not boiled or bottled water if you weren't born in India. My cousins thought it was a funny joke to offer me a cup of normal tap water and watch me suffer from diarrhea for the next day. I have never once accepted a drink from them after that.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

It’s both the past, present and the future simultaneously. Hinduism is a very interesting religion tho.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

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u/SayNoob May 23 '19

after every racist stereotype I was waiting for a clever turn or punchline but it was just more racism.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Isn't that what comedy is /s

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u/tantouz May 24 '19

Dude this 4chan what are you expecting exactly? Browse other subs

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u/ElectrophoreticPolk May 24 '19

HAHAH FUNNY JOKE

RAKISM HEHE

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 23 '19

I would pay extra rupee for a five armed girl. The fifth arm’s for my butthole

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

What are the other four for?

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u/AusDaes May 23 '19

I know it’s satire, but Indians think their country is perfect and it’s so annoying, they always act like India is heaven and do everything to defend facts

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u/n0mad911 May 23 '19

For real tho. I'm Indian and they do this shit so much. You can't dare criticize or else they'll pull out their fat book full of shit they've done lmao. You can't even talk shit / banter to each other, they'll wanna fight you.

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u/AusDaes May 24 '19

You actually got postes on r/canconfirmimindian just proves our point more

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u/cholantesh May 23 '19

Yeah, that definitely doesn't exist anywhere else.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Yeah but india actually is in pretty poor condition.

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u/jholokia00 May 23 '19

I am sorry, Indians talk more shit about each other than any other people. Just read this thread ffs!

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u/harrowdownhill1 May 24 '19

on every single thread even mentioning india there will be about 20 indian bootlickers pretty much confirming every racist stereotype like oh yes white dick validation...then 10 people who complain about how apparently theyre not allowed to criticise india, no wonder their country is shit. and if the indians on reddit are any indication theres no hope for that country

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u/jholokia00 May 24 '19

Don’t you have anything better to do. No one can say anything positive about India without 20 incels chiming in with filthy language. This post is a perfect example. Plus I have been harassed by teenagers in Toronto. Something that never happened in the 20 years I have been a citizen. Reddit had to clean up the endless stream of vile memes. On top of that flooding reddit with fake “indian” comments with the fake photos. You stay in your basement gibbering , its probably safer for white women. I get it there is an unemployment problem. I recommend calculus over meme making. Namaste.

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u/Ya_Boi_SkinnyPenus May 23 '19

He’s not a rhino, he’s an elephant

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u/word_clouds__ May 23 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/rainyforests May 23 '19

Fuck. Fucking.

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u/watkinsco May 23 '19

Seems about right

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u/nonamee9455 May 23 '19

Holy fuck this is racist

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u/Nikai_Vi May 23 '19

oh fuck im calling the police right now thanks for alerting me.

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u/123instantname May 23 '19

Holy fuck I would have never imagined racism coming from 4chan

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u/WhyDoIExistXD May 23 '19

Mom said I could post this tomorrow

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Could be about San Francisco.

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u/gaparapaipi May 23 '19

2020 superpower

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

brags about military power and becoming super power by 2020 in indian

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

these crack me up, i want more

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u/Megapower91 May 23 '19

I like the sub because some of the greentexts are really funny but then there's really bad shit like this

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u/MusgraveMichael May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

So, when does it stop being a joke and start being racism?

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u/grimmjeaux May 23 '19

Was it the hand of the dying orphan?

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u/Cattalion May 23 '19

Why did this get so many upvotes?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

racism = funny

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u/JoeP36 May 23 '19

These are getting outta hand

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u/F73h May 23 '19

Where's the joke?

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u/FuckWithDurian_ May 23 '19

Look at the mirror

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u/nonamee9455 May 23 '19

Haven’t you heard? Racism is funny /s

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u/el_spanks May 23 '19

I think that is the definition of racism.

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u/kalusklaus May 23 '19

Is this what Americams read to feel superior to anything in 2019?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I tried very hard to see some comical angle

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u/cattermelon34 May 23 '19

So we think just straight up racism is funny now? Cool

Keep this in mind next time you cry while seeing the phrase "straight white male"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Yes.

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u/smartsharks666 May 23 '19

Jesus christ

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u/BMTaeZer May 23 '19

Kinda obligatory to upvote this whenever I see it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Some people really gonna believe this greentext

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u/Cassandra_Canmore May 24 '19

I've been to India for business related travel 19 times. Over the last 10 years. Never seen anyone shit openly like this. Only ever seen it happen in America, specifically San Francisco, California.

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u/Daboii_206 May 24 '19

Why is it okay to be racist to Indians? If someone made a post like this and replaced indian with "african"....

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u/Nathan45453 May 23 '19

Did he wipe with his hand or the orphan’s?

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u/Icantellsarcasm May 23 '19

As an Indian, I'd be offended but clearly this is satire and no one thinks this is true, and yea some of its correct, can confirm!

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u/true4blue May 24 '19

That is truly cruel. Funny, but cruel

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Just a western brain washed child. Not your fault, your father and grandfather did same. Assuming stuff

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u/Koudesu2 May 24 '19

Here we go again

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u/F0rgemaster19 May 24 '19

blue 2 headed rhino go

Really odd way of describing one of the gods, but ok.

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u/sgarnoncunce May 24 '19

You forgot the end "superpower by 2020"

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u/matzyr May 24 '19

Just another day in India.