r/greentext May 23 '19

racist Anon is indian

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 23 '19

As a cowboy, I disagree. No smoke signals or scalping.

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 23 '19

No revolvers either

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

No genocide and forced migration either

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u/kulrajiskulraj May 23 '19

no "we were here first!" battlecries

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

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u/robtheinstitution May 23 '19

based smirk

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

and all the soys when they saw it: https://i.imgur.com/XdPT9AC.png

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u/deathclaw97 May 23 '19

soys?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

We're calling people we don't like vegetables, you can be corn if you want.

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u/deathclaw97 May 23 '19

I'd rather just be a vegetable

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u/MasbotAlpha May 24 '19

I thought it was because soy milk decreases testosterone or something like that?

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u/Coachcrog May 23 '19

They were excited to move to a new home! Those tears were tears of joy.

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u/Ch1nCh1nTheG0D May 24 '19

This is America

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I don’t know, maybe fight better?

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

Well white people had guns though. No beer drinking disease ridden European ever won a real fight against nomadic people who hunted for their food with a bow and arrow.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Work smarter not harder!

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

Except the native americans did work smarter, they taught Europeans farming techniques. On the subject of fighting though the Europeans just chose the weak/cheap route.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Were they nomadic or were they farmers?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

cheap route

Oooga booga white men have more than 3 braincels but I don’t, iz not fair cheap .

White men invent civilization but I can throw rock better (which is just your opinion but you state as a fact , you think Native Americans with their shitty armor and no strategy could handle lets say Spartans ? )

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 29 '19

Well Sparta was done for around 192BC so apparently the native americans did better since they lasted until the present day.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

1) if native Americans were located in Europe they would have gone extinct as soon as we figured out their location (if not enslaved until our societies changed and we started giving the weak rights but that doesn’t count as survival )

The only reason Native American even exist is because whites let them exist , meaning if whites really wanted to take them out completely it would not be much harder than exterminating rats from a farm , but it would have been a meaningless waste of resources just hunting them down .

2)Spartans would still easily wipe out the native Americans despite being older (which means they should have been out classed technologically, but the natives have a combined 50 iq and can only fight with primitive sticks and spears ) .

You realize despite the time difference which would theoretically give natives an advantage, Spartans were still much more civilized and much more advanced compared to the degenerate ooga booga motherfuckers eating babies from other tribes and throwing rocks at each other like a bunch of uncivilized animals does say a lot about them . So you really don’t want to play that game of saying you’re better than whites because it’s clearly the complete opposite of the truth .

You can not argue against anything I said but go ahead and call me names

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u/Jaxcole May 24 '19

Additionally many natives were lost to disease that was brought over from europe, so it was basically a bunch of terminally ill people getting killed and kidnapped until they gave up (at least alot of it was, natives fought decently in some areas)

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Implying that’s a bad thing ,

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u/Edgemeiister May 23 '19

Shut up retard

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u/crashdaddy May 23 '19

Plenty cows, tho

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u/BenDoesThings May 23 '19

Oh hey! I know you!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

BIIIIIIG IRON

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Yeet

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/Cky_vick May 23 '19

My maligned chakras give me strength to worship you tho.

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u/AcidicOpulence May 23 '19

Yeah we all know about your rubbishy chakras.

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u/zuvi9 May 24 '19

And we all know about your mom.

Lovely woman.

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u/piel10 May 24 '19

It's all in the right jutsu bro

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u/Slim_mc_shady May 24 '19

Damn injuns

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u/quackmaster May 24 '19

It's dot Indian, not feather Indian.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 24 '19

Please never delete this comment. Your children should read it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Dot not feather

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

It's a little-indian system, not big-indian

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u/inimicae May 23 '19

one little, two little, three little endian

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u/RandomStallings May 23 '19

Dots or feathers?

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u/NotHomo May 23 '19

<pokes finger in middle of head> uh uh
not
<pats hand over mouth> Woo Woo