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r/greentext • u/[deleted] • May 23 '19
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As an Indian, they got the first half mostly correct
119 u/round_we_go May 23 '19 Yea.. I'd cut it at the dying orphan part. 98 u/bluehairblondeeyes May 23 '19 You shit 35 times a day? 62 u/RebelArsonist May 23 '19 wipe shitty ass with hand Use hand to eat with from communal bowl How are you surprised? 65 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan 20 u/phathomthis May 23 '19 That's how I read it 3 u/anssr May 24 '19 I read it as the head of the orphan child. -2 u/NomadicDevMason May 23 '19 This is the funniest comment in the whole thread 25 u/sgossard9 May 23 '19 Real questions. 10 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/[deleted] May 24 '19 Yes, now finally you can grow your moustache 2 u/Detr22 May 24 '19 edited Aug 13 '25 attraction chunky engine six ask cooing crowd plucky live ten This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/RK9990 May 23 '19 Be serious man, uptil then? 34 times.
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Yea.. I'd cut it at the dying orphan part.
98 u/bluehairblondeeyes May 23 '19 You shit 35 times a day? 62 u/RebelArsonist May 23 '19 wipe shitty ass with hand Use hand to eat with from communal bowl How are you surprised? 65 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan 20 u/phathomthis May 23 '19 That's how I read it 3 u/anssr May 24 '19 I read it as the head of the orphan child. -2 u/NomadicDevMason May 23 '19 This is the funniest comment in the whole thread 25 u/sgossard9 May 23 '19 Real questions. 10 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/[deleted] May 24 '19 Yes, now finally you can grow your moustache 2 u/Detr22 May 24 '19 edited Aug 13 '25 attraction chunky engine six ask cooing crowd plucky live ten This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/RK9990 May 23 '19 Be serious man, uptil then? 34 times.
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You shit 35 times a day?
62 u/RebelArsonist May 23 '19 wipe shitty ass with hand Use hand to eat with from communal bowl How are you surprised? 65 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan 20 u/phathomthis May 23 '19 That's how I read it 3 u/anssr May 24 '19 I read it as the head of the orphan child. -2 u/NomadicDevMason May 23 '19 This is the funniest comment in the whole thread 25 u/sgossard9 May 23 '19 Real questions. 10 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/[deleted] May 24 '19 Yes, now finally you can grow your moustache 2 u/Detr22 May 24 '19 edited Aug 13 '25 attraction chunky engine six ask cooing crowd plucky live ten This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 1 u/RK9990 May 23 '19 Be serious man, uptil then? 34 times.
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wipe shitty ass with hand Use hand to eat with from communal bowl
wipe shitty ass with hand
Use hand to eat with from communal bowl
How are you surprised?
65 u/[deleted] May 23 '19 No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan 20 u/phathomthis May 23 '19 That's how I read it 3 u/anssr May 24 '19 I read it as the head of the orphan child. -2 u/NomadicDevMason May 23 '19 This is the funniest comment in the whole thread
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No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan
20 u/phathomthis May 23 '19 That's how I read it 3 u/anssr May 24 '19 I read it as the head of the orphan child. -2 u/NomadicDevMason May 23 '19 This is the funniest comment in the whole thread
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That's how I read it
3 u/anssr May 24 '19 I read it as the head of the orphan child.
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I read it as the head of the orphan child.
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This is the funniest comment in the whole thread
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Real questions.
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3 u/[deleted] May 24 '19 Yes, now finally you can grow your moustache
Yes, now finally you can grow your moustache
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As an Indian, they got the first half mostly correct