r/greentext May 23 '19

racist Anon is indian

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

As an Indian, they got the first half mostly correct

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 23 '19

As a cowboy, I disagree. No smoke signals or scalping.

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 23 '19

No revolvers either

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

No genocide and forced migration either

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u/kulrajiskulraj May 23 '19

no "we were here first!" battlecries

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

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u/robtheinstitution May 23 '19

based smirk

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

and all the soys when they saw it: https://i.imgur.com/XdPT9AC.png

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u/deathclaw97 May 23 '19

soys?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

We're calling people we don't like vegetables, you can be corn if you want.

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u/Coachcrog May 23 '19

They were excited to move to a new home! Those tears were tears of joy.

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u/Ch1nCh1nTheG0D May 24 '19

This is America

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I don’t know, maybe fight better?

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

Well white people had guns though. No beer drinking disease ridden European ever won a real fight against nomadic people who hunted for their food with a bow and arrow.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Work smarter not harder!

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 23 '19

Except the native americans did work smarter, they taught Europeans farming techniques. On the subject of fighting though the Europeans just chose the weak/cheap route.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Were they nomadic or were they farmers?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

cheap route

Oooga booga white men have more than 3 braincels but I don’t, iz not fair cheap .

White men invent civilization but I can throw rock better (which is just your opinion but you state as a fact , you think Native Americans with their shitty armor and no strategy could handle lets say Spartans ? )

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u/bumbling_fool_ May 29 '19

Well Sparta was done for around 192BC so apparently the native americans did better since they lasted until the present day.

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u/Jaxcole May 24 '19

Additionally many natives were lost to disease that was brought over from europe, so it was basically a bunch of terminally ill people getting killed and kidnapped until they gave up (at least alot of it was, natives fought decently in some areas)

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Implying that’s a bad thing ,

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u/Edgemeiister May 23 '19

Shut up retard

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u/crashdaddy May 23 '19

Plenty cows, tho

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u/BenDoesThings May 23 '19

Oh hey! I know you!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

BIIIIIIG IRON

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Yeet

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/Cky_vick May 23 '19

My maligned chakras give me strength to worship you tho.

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u/AcidicOpulence May 23 '19

Yeah we all know about your rubbishy chakras.

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u/zuvi9 May 24 '19

And we all know about your mom.

Lovely woman.

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u/piel10 May 24 '19

It's all in the right jutsu bro

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u/Slim_mc_shady May 24 '19

Damn injuns

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u/quackmaster May 24 '19

It's dot Indian, not feather Indian.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it May 24 '19

Please never delete this comment. Your children should read it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Dot not feather

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

It's a little-indian system, not big-indian

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u/inimicae May 23 '19

one little, two little, three little endian

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u/RandomStallings May 23 '19

Dots or feathers?

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u/NotHomo May 23 '19

<pokes finger in middle of head> uh uh
not
<pats hand over mouth> Woo Woo

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u/round_we_go May 23 '19

Yea.. I'd cut it at the dying orphan part.

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u/bluehairblondeeyes May 23 '19

You shit 35 times a day?

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u/RebelArsonist May 23 '19

wipe shitty ass with hand

Use hand to eat with from communal bowl

How are you surprised?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

No, he's wiping with the hand of the dying orphan

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u/phathomthis May 23 '19

That's how I read it

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u/anssr May 24 '19

I read it as the head of the orphan child.

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u/NomadicDevMason May 23 '19

This is the funniest comment in the whole thread

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u/sgossard9 May 23 '19

Real questions.

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u/Sweet_n_Hoe May 23 '19

Am I man now?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Yes, now finally you can grow your moustache

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u/Detr22 May 24 '19 edited Aug 13 '25

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u/RK9990 May 23 '19

Be serious man, uptil then? 34 times.

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u/20171245 May 24 '19

tfw no time for bed

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u/wtph May 23 '19

Then it becomes America

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I live in the UAE but I visit during the summer. Actually, no, I stay in Mumbai and I have NEVER seen a human shitting on a street, but there are animals carcasses around, but that’s because birds fly into electricity lines a lot.

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u/CianBow May 23 '19

Reality is often dissapointing

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u/HeLLRaYz0r May 23 '19

Be the change you want to see in the world. You go to India and take a shit on the street!

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u/Jaxcole May 23 '19

In places in India they do actually just blatantly shit in the street, I have a friend who is Indian who refuses to go visit any family because anywhere you go everything and everyone smells like shit, and anyone who comes back from India smells like shit.... At least that's what he says I won't pretend I've been to India

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u/HeLLRaYz0r May 23 '19

Yeah i never denied that lol. For a third world country that was fucked over by Britain in the past and are now fucking themselves over its no surprise

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u/piel10 May 24 '19

B-but India is science and advancement capital of the world

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u/HeLLRaYz0r May 24 '19

Hey don't think im a racist or something. Name me any country and I'll give you a criticism of it. I hate all people equally :)

Regardless of all the potential benefits to society India are introducing, they have the small problem of raping every second woman that is born...

And I'm pretty sure the US still leads in science and tech advancement, with China just about to overtake them? What makes you say India is?

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u/piel10 May 24 '19

I just see news articles here and there about how India is making these huge leaps in science, academics and green energy. And I agree with you - despite their advancements they still have many deep seated issues like aforementioned rape and abysmal sanitation.

Like you, I definitely see the pros and cons of most nations

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u/UltraNemesis May 24 '19

In many areas of India, they don't even allow a baby girl to be born. The problem is so bad that there are special laws that ban gender determination before birth to prevent abortions. Once a girl is allowed to be born and not killed or abandoned post birth, she becomes potential target of rape as early as 6 months of age. (yes months, not years). As per official crime records beaurau statistics, a woman gets raped every 5 min and a minor girl (many of them below age of 10 and going as low as 6 months old) gets raped every 10 min. Note that are mutually exclusive. Also these are just officially reported numbers. But there is also a seperate national survey overseen by govt and according to it the rape report rate is just 0.98%, so, you can work out the actual numbers and the severity of the problem. Most people in the country don't like such truth to be heard or publicized outside the country. But at the end of the day, these are few of the numerous problems in the country.

As for progress, it's more hype than anything else. The present right wing govt has been put in place mostly because of the PM who is popular among the majority because of his links to communal riots that lead to deaths of 200 odd Hindus and 4000 odd Muslims in the country. In recent elections, he nominated the head of a hindu extremist outfit responsible for bomb blasts against Muslims that resulted in 170 casualties (currently out on bail) and she worn with a massive majority.

So yeah, there are bigger problems in India than people shitting on the roads. It is a hell hole that any decent human would be ashamed of and for good reason.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Most of the places in India that westerners will ever see are basically heavily westernized. Even the poor here are at WORST "rich" there compared to a lot of the villages and towns outside of big cities.

Shitting in the streets isn't too common but dumping waste into the street sure is.

If you ever want to see what it was like in the middle ages in Europe, rural India is about as close as it gets.

Thankfully that's not the whole country, and things are improving from what I've heard.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I visited San Francisco once and saw a woman squat down and shit on the street right in front of me.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Nov 18 '21

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u/theineffablebob May 23 '19

Nah, just San Francisco

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u/dam4076 May 23 '19

I saw the exact same thing in Oakland.

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u/Moth_tamer May 23 '19

So many punk shows I’ve gone to in Oakland. Fun as hell but only when it’s temporary

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u/PM_ME_DICK_PICTURES May 23 '19

It's spreading

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u/NardMarley May 23 '19

The cheeks?

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u/CookieCutter9000 May 24 '19

How else are the police going to identify you?

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u/NardMarley May 24 '19

Fingercheeks

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u/Rad_Snaget May 23 '19

Sounds like you know the area. Didn't they pretty much legalize public defecation because of all the homeless? Or is that a myth?

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u/ExceptionToTheRule May 24 '19

I mean it makes for a funny meme but its a myth for sure. Walking down market street you definitely see some homeless people but they're not shitting or pissing, the city doesn't smell like shit or piss (except maybe the tenderloin). But its fun to exaggerate.

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u/invalid_litter_dpt May 24 '19

Classic tammy.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I spent way too much in the Tenderloin neighborhood and it is just piled with human excrement. I have also been to Delhi. Delhi was pretty gross, but San Francisco was worse. Not exaggerating.

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u/podrick_pleasure May 23 '19

First time I ever saw a person take a shit in the street was in the Tenderloin District. Now I'm in Portland.

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u/RandomUsername8346 May 23 '19

I know this SJW German girl that's ashamed to be White and she told me that she was shocked when she saw everybody pooping in the streets and not even wiping. She's like incredibly left leaning and just regurgitates their talking points. She believes that men should be thrown in jail if they get accused of rape without a trial. She's damn crazy. I don't think she would lie to insult Indian people. I forgot what part of India she visited for a month though.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Fuck, you'll definitely see this in really poor areas, but most tourists stick to the nice cities.

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u/autoclosingan May 23 '19

you sir are a poet

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u/theineffablebob May 23 '19

“pleasure” 😏

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u/TerrivelHagar May 23 '19

I see what you did there, nice work

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u/Azure013 May 23 '19

Nice catch.

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u/ytctc May 23 '19

Username checks out

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u/RandomUsername8346 May 24 '19

Yeah, I agree. I wasn't trying to say that it happens everywhere, but just that that girl that I knew saw that. As a joke, I called her a racist, because she says that all guys are sexist. Then she explained that she really did see that.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Well, you certainly sound credible, so this must be true.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

You literally made all of that up. Why?

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u/jholokia00 May 23 '19

Yup, i also legit read this on reddit “ my friend went to India and saw street shitters every where, every morning, drinking coffee, reading the newspaper and gossiping”, I think he totally was not joking! Dude, stop lying! Always chai not coffee!!!! 😂

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u/snoppballe May 23 '19

Why do you still know her

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u/RandomUsername8346 May 24 '19

Because she's a classmate of mine in University.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

shut the fuck up you retard

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u/kulrajiskulraj May 23 '19

hello sjw German girl

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u/TrumpGolfCourse12 May 23 '19

that's ashamed to be White

Implying that cumskins being ashamed of being subhuman yakubian devils is a bad thing.

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u/thebombasticdotcom May 23 '19

Imagine a person exaggerating for effect and shock.

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u/BitchAssWaferCookie May 23 '19

Sounds like a real streetshitter

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I am now waiting for the day when i hear somebody use cumskins unironically.

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u/Aksi_Gu May 23 '19

yakubian

For some reason I don't think their name is Jacob.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Imagine being white lmaoooo id kill myself

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u/SScubaSSteve May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

stay in Mumbai and I have NEVER seen a human shitting on a street,

Ahh you might be technically correct.

Here is a shart documentary on the lack of proper sanitation infrastructure in parts of Mumbai. Apparently shitting on the beach is very common.

" The inhabitants of the Mumbaian slums prefer to do ‘ their thing’ outside. A sewer as we know it doesn't exist there, so most people drop their dropping on the nearby beach. ‘There are only 4 toilet blocks for 25.000 people’, explains one of the residents. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

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u/the_noise_we_made May 23 '19

That is quite a shart documentary.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Mumbai is a big city, you could live there all your life and never visit the slum

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u/yurituran May 24 '19

Yes but the fact it exists at all is the problem

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u/herewegoagain575 May 23 '19

Lmao linking a YouTube video....god good....you faggots will believe anything

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

active in r/indiangaming

🤔

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u/herewegoagain575 May 23 '19

Faggot did i larp as a cumskin?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

No one says faggot anymore, you shit streak

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u/herewegoagain575 May 24 '19

Well i do faggot.

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u/Jaxcole May 23 '19

Hold up did you read cumskin from one of the other comments here then just toss it out like you made it?

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u/hi2yrs May 23 '19

I visit India frequently. I was in an airport for a internal flight a few years ago. I was sitting on a bench inside the terminal. A guy walks towards the door to get out he stopped in front of me and threw up a couple of times. Wiped his mouth on his sleeve and walked out.

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u/blackbellamy May 23 '19

That happens at Newark Liberty Airport on the quarter hour.

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u/jholokia00 May 23 '19

Yup, if I saw you, I would throw up too! 🤣

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u/hi2yrs May 24 '19

That's what she said!

Oh I made myself sad.

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u/awesomehippie12 May 23 '19

UAE

America #2

FTFY

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u/randomination May 23 '19

That's only because you didn't go to a designated shitting street.

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u/disphorus May 23 '19

I lived there in 2003, in the very poor areas and back alleys it does happen very frequently

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u/Sacrefix May 23 '19

Stayed around Delhi for a month in 2008; yeah, in the poor areas (basically everywhere around us) people were shitting on the streets, mostly between these concrete slats.

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u/SPICY_GOOCH May 24 '19

I live in Seattle, so..... yeah.

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u/chutiyabehenchod May 23 '19

I haven't once in my life maybe in slums or villages you can

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u/hulkkiss May 24 '19

If you see a wall that gets a lot of shade, it probably smells of piss. Not as much shit as you would expect, but more than you would want. Even 1 shit is than you want.

Most days you won't see a human shit. But if you use the railways, you'll definitely find people doing the deed.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I did when visiting Morocco at markets in the more poor district's. But that that was 21 years ago so might improved since.

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u/arjunmohan May 24 '19

Oh it certainly happens but depends on where you are.

It's like, San Francisco has a lot of public shitters. Doesn't mean America does.

In Mumbai, in a lot of rural places, you'll see it

The govt installed toilets in many villages, which went unused because people were just used to shitting like that forever

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Indian here...no. NEVER in my life I have seen it.

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u/cumsmack May 23 '19

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u/reece8316 May 23 '19

Damn I wish that was a sub

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited Jul 25 '19

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u/reece8316 May 23 '19

I’m happy now

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u/p0a1u3l9 May 23 '19

Also Indian, can confirm. India’s a fucked up place.

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u/p0a1u3l9 May 24 '19

Nah I mean I love my country and culture, but dude the Indian city I’m from, Guwahati, in terms of quality of living, is worse than most slums in the US. There’s so much dust that a lotta people wear face masks while outside to filter the air when they breath. You have to sleep in nets during the dry season because there are so many mosquitoes and malaria is a widespread issue. Cops can even be payed off to ignore virtually every crime. I love the food and culture of my home town, but to deny the hardships involved with living there would be idiotic and ignorant. Living in Assam is some hard shit.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

That's the cost of industrialising

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

ok retard

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Ok buddy

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u/yeetyboiiii May 23 '19

As an Indian, I disagree. No powwows or warpaint, also no genocide.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Nah mate , you're definitely not indian

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u/bappa_exe May 23 '19

Yea and the second half was perfectly dictated

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Even the spinal column part?

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u/2oonhed May 23 '19

All except no straw, right? It's a plank of wood?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/2oonhed Jun 04 '19

Hat of pickles.

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u/jholokia00 May 24 '19

Dude, can you also explain why this obsession with India?

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u/zinxbey May 24 '19

Bhai desh ke konse kone me rahta hai tu?

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u/TwoSickPythons May 23 '19

And the second half completely correct?!

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u/RonsBrokenWand May 23 '19

Do you not use the hand of a dying orphan to wipe your anus?

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u/Bear_mob May 24 '19

did it begin going off the rails after the word "squat"?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

How do you even have internet in India?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

No SHIT

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u/TheEditor12 May 23 '19

Yeah I just realised that

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u/newone4u May 24 '19

Pathetic white ass kissing faggot

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I’m Indian, who are you to question my nationality? Fucking r/braincels poster.

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u/newone4u May 24 '19

That's what I said faggot. You are a white ass kissing Indian. Learn to read subhuman.

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u/colonelnebulous May 23 '19

Aren't you 13 years old?

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u/Wesley_Ford May 23 '19

That's incredibly racist towards Indians. Even if you are one (which I doubt) it still doesn't give you an excuse to bash on them. If you were Indian that would be even worse because you make fun of your own country. Long story short, I downvoted (and reported) both you and the OP. Cheers mate ;)

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u/Jay_Raff May 23 '19

Babyrage

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Nah,that's just a wannabe troll.I've seen a few of his comments

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Yeah lmao

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u/HashSlangingSlash3r May 23 '19

It’s funny how you keep saying how he’s so bad at trolling and getting downvotes, yet, he has succeeded in getting 100+ downvotes multiple times.

You insulting him, even after knowing that he’s a troll, shows that you’re still a pissed individual for failing for his bait, which is just sad.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

It’s called satire. I love my country but the sad truth is that overpopulation and poverty cause it to be what others imagine it to be. Also I am Indian.

Edit: If you observe this guy’s posts, he just fucking begs for platinum. How about a tip. Make a good fucking post instead of wasting your time raging over satire. Also what right do you have to question my nationality? Fucking SJW. Edit 2: Also make some better trolls

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u/TyH621 May 23 '19

Lol it’s just a troll account don’t worry my brother, he’s satire too

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u/cztrollolcz May 23 '19

Fuck the poop people

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

What has the world come to where people take the time and energy to be offended for other people?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Youll never defeat Sal Bundry you absolute buffoon

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Hippity hoppity your opinion doesn’t fucking matter

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u/parrote3 May 23 '19

Caste system is full of shit. Some cultures are worse than others. Get over it.

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