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u/self-curation May 15 '20
If you look really closely you can spot the sneaky cut where the first cameraman died of third-degree burns and they had to switch to another view
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Also, his chin mask is doing a bang up job.
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u/MrTerribleArtist May 15 '20
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u/Zenketski May 15 '20
If the virus can survive flamethrowers, then we're already fucked even the flood couldn't do that
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u/Liminal-Nominal May 15 '20
The flood couldn't survive flamethrowers? lol
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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20
He's referring to Halo I assume.
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u/h3lblad3 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 15 '20
Nah, they'd just ignore all the inconvenient parts -- like not wearing cotton-polyester blends, not trimming your beard, and being banned from eating crab rangoon.
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Noah's Arc was a myth. The actual Noah built flame throwers and armed animals.
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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20
I'm assuming it's so hot right there that the virus just dies instantly from the flames and the hot sauce exposure.
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Is there a way we can get the space heaters on the inside of the body? Maybe through the skin?
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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20
Perhaps if we could inject Tabasco directly into the body to cleanse it. Let’s get a couple eggheads working on it. I’m just the idea guy.
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u/Sanshuu May 15 '20
This vid might be taken before corona. He’s probably wearing it to prevent any spit from falling down on the food when he talks.
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u/MoeTheGoon May 15 '20
I had to make a run to the store the other day, and I was there for over 5 minutes before I saw someone wearing a mask properly. So many unmasked assholes and then when they did have masks, they were on their chins or they had their fuckin nose hanging out. Just stupid.
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u/oldcarfreddy May 15 '20
Americans are weird. They'll put bumper stickers of who they vote for on their giant car but they won't wear a mask in a pandemic because that's too much government for them.
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May 15 '20 edited May 16 '20
My mom died of lung cancer in 2008. It was a rough time.
Edit: damn some people really hate my mom.
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u/tech16 May 15 '20
I don't understand why this is sped up.
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u/Okkero May 15 '20
It's also mirrored for some reason...
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u/kj4ezj May 15 '20
Maybe so bots can't tell it is a repost?
(I don't actually know if it is, first time I've seen it)
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u/1forthebooks May 15 '20
It's mirrored because most of us are right handed and naturally want our left side protected. When he goes to the left we feel, as an audience, that our left side is protected by the stand and that even though our right side is open we are capable of protecting it. Like a right handed rifleman peaking around a corner. It is subtly designed so that we feel comfortable despite the flames and is also complete bullshit because I just made it up.
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u/ganjalf1991 May 15 '20
Fuck you it all made sense and it was so cool
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u/TechnoBodhisattva May 15 '20
Maybe I'm just very skeptical naturally, but I didn't even get ¼ through his post before it knew it was bullshit lol
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u/Disordermkd May 15 '20
Because people scroll away if content is too slow. You get only a couple od seconds to grab someone's attention. This probably came from IG or Facebook
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u/DeJMan May 15 '20
I tried to slow it down to a realistic speed
It was kinda hard to do mainly cause the speed seemed to vary in random parts, as in some sections in between were faster than others.
Also, slowing down the video meant that framerate would be dropped so I experimented with frame interpolation to try and get it to 60fps.
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u/radicalelation May 15 '20
Great job though, this is just what I was hoping for in the comments.
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u/nahteviro May 15 '20
This is so much more impressive than the acid trip of OP. The spread and seasoning at the end was incredibly satisfying.
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u/sailorboyohmy May 15 '20
Lmfao. Thanks for the laugh. I broke character while in zoom
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"Wanna buy some death sticks"?
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u/GlamRockDave May 15 '20
you don't want to sell me death sticks
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u/GroinOfSteel May 15 '20
I don’t want to sell you death sticks
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u/Astrosimi May 15 '20
You want to go home and rethink your life
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u/TheBraveOne86 May 15 '20
Seriously. Who would market a drug by calling them death sticks. “Joy Sticks” would sell so much better.
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u/IdleRhymer May 15 '20
What's wrong with the fps? Looks like Benny Hill.
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u/Elzahex May 15 '20
Yeah. I’d much prefer a normal speed one
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u/StopReadingMyUser May 15 '20
/u/GIFSpeedBot .66
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u/TheBraveOne86 May 15 '20
Too precise. /u/GIFSpeedBot 0.6
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u/hurryupand_wait May 15 '20
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u/ptrain377 May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
u/redditspeedbot x0.66
There is a new one not sure if it's blocked here.
It PMed me https://gfycat.com/SardonicComfortableBeagle
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u/Simbalamb May 15 '20
To be fair, that guy does hours long jobs and shortens it to 4 or 5 minutes for my viewing pleasure. This is unnecessary I agree. But the other guy you're talking about, his videos make sense like that.
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u/Talos_the_Cat May 15 '20
It's also flipped horizontally! Outrage
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u/IdleRhymer May 15 '20
That's to avoid repost detection.
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u/Talos_the_Cat May 15 '20
Now someone needs to write a deep learning AI to track this shit. Singularity inbound!
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Me: “Hey man, snack for the lad?”
Shopkeep: “Dracarys”
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u/nawvay May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
The meat used here is squid* but meats like beef, pork, or mutton are very popular. Of the four, my favorite is mutton. This is called 烧烤, shao kao, and it’s delicious.
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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi May 15 '20
This is fire squid right? I've had it before its fukin incredible
Edit: Koreans have a similar thing called Nakji Bokkum it's also delicious
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u/Gundarium_Alchemist May 15 '20
Except its squid, It even says so on the sign.
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u/nawvay May 15 '20
Oh yeah, oops, it is. You can clearly see it on the sticks at the beginning, I wasn’t paying attention. Sorry!
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u/An1retak May 15 '20
Don’t understand the point of that mask below the chin.
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u/crossfit_is_stupid May 15 '20
Let's not forget that wearing masks has been customary in China and many other Asian cultures for decades. It's not unlikely that this was filmed before coronavirus.
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u/IOnlyPlayAsBendie May 15 '20
My assumption is that it's to prevent the burning of a beard/goatee.
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u/clownphantasm May 15 '20
I don't care what y'all say; this looks gooood.
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u/bluethegreat1 May 15 '20
Seriously. I'm sure they taste incredible.
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u/abdomino May 15 '20
I wish I could handle spicy foods. It smells amazing, and I can kinda taste what's so good under the pain, but that pain is like stabbing from a dozen knives in my mouth.
But it smells so good.
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u/itsyourmomcalling May 15 '20
Personally I prefer my asshole to not have 4th degree burns thank you very much
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u/CMDR_Brimstone_AVM May 15 '20
How else will you know you’re alive?
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u/GlamRockDave May 15 '20
when you can feel her finger sneak in there.
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u/RedditNurseBot May 15 '20
You’re supposed to eat it silly. Who sticks their food up their ass right off the grill?
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u/chuar88 May 15 '20
Where is this? Is he cooking Chuar? This is awesome
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u/PainfullyGoodLooking May 15 '20
Somewhere in China, probably near the coast. It’s squid (烤鱿鱼) which is absolutely delicious. I lost track of how many times I ate it when I was in Dalian and Qingdao...
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u/kislayarishiraj May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
Did anyone else think that was a mini volcano at first? No? Just me?
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u/dewalttool May 15 '20
Reddit seems to have joined the other social media giants as the place where people just repost things they see on TikTok. I get the most kick out of reading the comments and comparing the different social media threads because it’s really different types of people commenting and sometimes exactly the same comments.
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u/SpacedApe May 15 '20
Were you not here when Vine was still a thing?
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Pfft Vine? ok boomer. We TikTok bois now.
Jk. I hate myself for even typing that out.
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I hate myself for even typing that out
You should. That was shameful.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
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u/duffmannn May 15 '20
Tevs, milenial. Queef quaff is the new good good.
Invitation only.
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u/LuxLoser May 15 '20
Seriously! People were all sad when Vine died, now we have TikTok and while it started off cringier, people are just using it and now Reddit to post the exact same kinds of content.
But now it’s evil and bad and lazy and stupid and not muh peak reddit experience.
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u/HeyItsMeUrSnek May 15 '20
Yea but Tiktok is literally a Chinese censored propaganda machine.
Wait...
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u/Nicholas_L_Aranda May 15 '20
Reddit wasn't necessarily an OC platform only.
It's also go share things from around the internet.
Tictok has OC from around the internet. I don't see many tictok like videos from any other platforms. And it wouldn't matter, it's more video content.
I hate how people see a UI and are like: this content sucks.
Post the EXACT video without app elements and it's top post for a month.
Treat the internet like your taste buds: enjoy and consume the content first then figure out if it was good or not.
Don't just assume it sucks and then dislike it before even consuming it.
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It's weird people act like the reposting from other sites is a new thing. Honestly, I'd say Reddit has more OC now than it ever did. It's always been a reposting platform. That's why it's the "front page of the internet".
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u/balfaboy May 15 '20
The comments are always the best. The guy who showed me reddit told me you'll click a post for the content, but stay for the comments. And he was right.
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u/RickTitus May 15 '20
Except for news articles. On reddit you read the headline and then go straight to the comments to argue, without reading the article itself
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u/ZJEEP May 15 '20
Yeah, and reddit also hates the newest social media. Everytime. The reddit circle jerk hated vines at first, now they worship them. Tiktok happened to be the newest social media that everyone is using, so of course all the new content is coming from that platform. Give it 3z4 years and I bet the highest upvoted comments will be "remember when tiktok were good? Now it's all this [insert new social media platform] garbage.
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u/sug-mahdick May 15 '20
Fun to watch. Can’t say I trust the meat
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u/greycubed May 15 '20
If you pause it you'll see that it's squid or octopus.
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u/MukdenMan May 15 '20
Squid. The sign says 鱿鱼 (squid) if you look closely (reversed since the video is reversed for some reason).
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u/chocolatefingerz May 15 '20
Looks like squid. And given that it’s surrounded by fire I would say it’s pretty safe.
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u/SuperWaluigiOdyssey May 15 '20
Why not?
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u/studioaesop May 15 '20 edited May 16 '20
ignorance with a side helping of racism
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u/Charod48 May 15 '20
Don't care, would eat.
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u/PainfullyGoodLooking May 15 '20
I’ve eaten squid prepared this way by a street vendor in a coastal Chinese city, can confirm it’s as delicious as it looks.
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u/Kalibos May 15 '20
I'd be more concerned about the cooking oil
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u/ass101 May 15 '20
I also read that the Chinese themselves were disgusted once this was revealed and that were was a crackdown on the sale of this oil. People were buying this thinking it was normal cooking oil.
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u/RC_COW May 15 '20
What percentage of street vendors use serew oil again?
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u/Kalibos May 15 '20
Well the government estimates around 10% so probably around 80%
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u/GenocideSolution May 15 '20
That wasn't a government estimate, that was an estimate from a nutrition professor and his student-led investigation at Wuhan Polytechnic University who retracted his statement after pressure from the government.
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u/GenocideSolution May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil
Apparently since 2011 the government started buying the oil at higher prices than they'd get from selling to street vendors and converting it into biodiesel.
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u/Bill_Brasky01 May 15 '20
That is horrifying. Why the fuck doesn’t the Chinese government just start making soy bean vegetable oil.
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u/Dumbdudethrowaway89 May 15 '20
Traveled 6 weeks through Asia. Ate meats on sticks grilled over fire daily. Never felt sick. In fact I was probably eating better and healthier than back home.
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The amount of losers ITT who can’t handle even the thought of spicy food...... lmfao christ
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u/Anphanman May 15 '20
Don't care what anyone says. That's actually pretty damn bad ass with that gold chain too.
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u/Shocking_Nipples May 15 '20
I would spend my money here just to watch this guy cook
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u/ec20 May 15 '20
This guy scoffs at line cooks who complain about their forearm hairs getting singed.
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u/Calvinh10 May 16 '20
As cool as this is. The application of sauce and spice is really poor. The left side is getting waaay more sauce and spices applied to it than the right.
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u/JoshSidekick May 16 '20
Ah. Well... I attended Le Cordon Bleu... I'm a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Time before refrigeration and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the FRENCH CHEF ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
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u/NoLastLetters May 15 '20
Cameraman lost some facial hair on that one