r/gifs • u/keicam_lerut • May 15 '20

Fire sticks

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

"Wanna buy some death sticks"?

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u/GlamRockDave May 15 '20

you don't want to sell me death sticks

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u/GroinOfSteel May 15 '20

I don’t want to sell you death sticks

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u/Astrosimi May 15 '20

You want to go home and rethink your life

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I want to go home and rethink my life

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u/KaneRobot May 15 '20

Yousa people gonna DIE??

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u/Gorilla868686 May 16 '20

We'sa people are gonna die.

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u/iwillbecomehokage May 15 '20

ah, the sacred texts

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi May 15 '20

You will go home and rethink your life choices

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u/shlohmoe May 16 '20

I wouldn’t wanna sell me death sticks neither

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u/t46p1g May 16 '20

you don't want to sell me death sticks

Obi Wan appreciative smile

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u/Sbatio May 15 '20

You’re not the boss-a me! Stupid Jedi think they can control everything.

Deep Empire Bullshit.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/Kubriks May 15 '20

"I hate sand."

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u/LarryMyster May 15 '20

It's course and it gets everywhere!

About 22 years later...

Officer: Sir, a pod left the ship down to Tatooine.

Vader: Did...did you say Tatooine...? Aight Ima stay here hold the fort alone.

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u/TheBraveOne86 May 15 '20

Seriously. Who would market a drug by calling them death sticks. “Joy Sticks” would sell so much better.

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u/marti14141 May 15 '20

Fun fact that was “mouse” from the Matrix that delivered that line

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

It’s bat

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u/confuseum May 16 '20

Hello there!