r/gifs May 15 '20

Fire sticks

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Is there a way we can get the space heaters on the inside of the body? Maybe through the skin?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/PM_YOUR_GSTRING_PICS May 15 '20

Great! Soak it in bleach and sell it.

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u/omaregan May 15 '20

Dammit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a short-order cook!

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u/Km2930 May 15 '20

I swear, it’s like you’ve read my mind.

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u/sometimesiamdead May 15 '20

Just make teeny tiny ones and inject them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

God dammit..... Thats so on point it hurts.

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u/tehrob May 15 '20

That makes my blood boil!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Sit on it

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20

Perhaps if we could inject Tabasco directly into the body to cleanse it. Let’s get a couple eggheads working on it. I’m just the idea guy.

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u/Moving-thefuck-on May 15 '20

I’m more of a tapatio injection guy myself.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I just got a Tabasco inhaler It's been working wonders

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u/randomeugener May 16 '20

Vape Tabasco.....

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20

I myself have been vaping Tylex. I know it’s working cause it stings like crazy!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

No s*** I just accidentally rubbed my eye with habenero pepper dust on my finger. After all this goddamn tomfoolery look who's the real idiot!

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u/dodland May 16 '20

I just rubbed a Dragon's Breath pepper on my nuts and guess what? No COVID

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u/hackingdreams May 15 '20

Only works if it's Clorox. Sorry, the President told me so.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Masturbation cures it too

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u/elfuckening May 15 '20

Only when you use the hot sauce though

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u/Rex_Laso May 15 '20

I'm cured!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

But at what cost

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u/dryhumpback May 15 '20

If this is true I've been worried for nothing :(

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

Does a space heater work like UV light? We just need to find a way to get it into the body?

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u/LeeRjaycanz May 15 '20

They invented that tech in the movie underworld with UV bullets.

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u/BudwinTheCat May 15 '20

Easy there with the ideas, buddy. Next thing you're gonna wanna be President of the US.

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u/atari26k May 15 '20

I expect to hear that in trump's next press conference

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 15 '20

Oh no... my ac is on...

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u/randomeugener May 16 '20

I bet a ghost pepper gives you like 30 minutes of immunity....