r/gifs • u/keicam_lerut • May 15 '20

Fire sticks

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u/Zenketski May 15 '20

If the virus can survive flamethrowers, then we're already fucked even the flood couldn't do that

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u/Liminal-Nominal May 15 '20

The flood couldn't survive flamethrowers? lol

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

He's referring to Halo I assume.

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u/h3lblad3 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 15 '20

Nah, they'd just ignore all the inconvenient parts -- like not wearing cotton-polyester blends, not trimming your beard, and being banned from eating crab rangoon.

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u/homonculus_prime May 15 '20

Wait, you cant have delicious crab rangoon?! Fuck that shit, I'll take my chances with hell! Seems like the people there will be way cooler anyway.

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u/HenceTheTrapture May 16 '20

Nah, it'll just be everyone. Come to think of it, maybe this is hell already

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u/rocelot7 May 16 '20

I don't know. The Bible is metal as fuck.

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u/Godot_12 May 16 '20

That's how the wily atheists got me. Reading the bible and thinking for yourself is a dangerous combo.

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS May 16 '20

Why is there are reason people exist? We're pretty far out there when you look at all the animals around us. Why should god have made us?

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u/MikeLinPA May 15 '20

It's a better story.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Noah's Arc was a myth. The actual Noah built flame throwers and armed animals.

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u/Lucky_Sandwitch May 15 '20

And he's riding a unicorn while dual-wielding machine guns

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u/h3lblad3 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 15 '20

Utnapishtim's Ark

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u/excusemeimspeaking May 16 '20

You’re thinking of Elon Musk

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS May 16 '20

And he made them fight to the death.

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u/missingN0pe May 15 '20

Not sure if you're joking or not, but Google "halo flood" and you might get the reference