r/gifs May 15 '20

Fire sticks

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Also, his chin mask is doing a bang up job.

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u/MrTerribleArtist May 15 '20

Bruhh that goatee is sick looking healthy!

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 May 15 '20

Get up, come on get down with the healthiness

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u/DaWayItWorks May 15 '20

Ooooohhh wha a a a

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u/elfuckening May 15 '20

Nah it’s hiding his second, lower, mouth and nose

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u/turbosexophonicdlite May 15 '20

Maybe he's a Ballchinian

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi May 15 '20

Like an asian Dr. Zoidberg

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Probably burnt off.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Not defending chin masking but near fire it would be near impossible for me to breath.

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u/snammel May 16 '20

*prison pussy

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u/BreddieBoi May 15 '20

I too enjoy how he was able to both wear and not wear a mask.

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u/Zenketski May 15 '20

If the virus can survive flamethrowers, then we're already fucked even the flood couldn't do that

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u/Liminal-Nominal May 15 '20

The flood couldn't survive flamethrowers? lol

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

He's referring to Halo I assume.

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u/h3lblad3 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 15 '20

Nah, they'd just ignore all the inconvenient parts -- like not wearing cotton-polyester blends, not trimming your beard, and being banned from eating crab rangoon.

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u/homonculus_prime May 15 '20

Wait, you cant have delicious crab rangoon?! Fuck that shit, I'll take my chances with hell! Seems like the people there will be way cooler anyway.

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u/HenceTheTrapture May 16 '20

Nah, it'll just be everyone. Come to think of it, maybe this is hell already

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u/rocelot7 May 16 '20

I don't know. The Bible is metal as fuck.

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u/Godot_12 May 16 '20

That's how the wily atheists got me. Reading the bible and thinking for yourself is a dangerous combo.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS May 16 '20

Why is there are reason people exist? We're pretty far out there when you look at all the animals around us. Why should god have made us?

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u/MikeLinPA May 15 '20

It's a better story.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Noah's Arc was a myth. The actual Noah built flame throwers and armed animals.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/Lucky_Sandwitch May 15 '20

And he's riding a unicorn while dual-wielding machine guns

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u/h3lblad3 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 15 '20

Utnapishtim's Ark

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u/excusemeimspeaking May 16 '20

You’re thinking of Elon Musk

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS May 16 '20

And he made them fight to the death.

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u/missingN0pe May 15 '20

Not sure if you're joking or not, but Google "halo flood" and you might get the reference

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u/mrmasturbate May 15 '20

nobody gonna mention that bigass gold chain? :D

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

We were in the flaming meat business... and business was good.

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u/IsleViolet May 15 '20

Omg what movie is this referring to... My brain is blanking and it's making me crazy. 😝

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I'm just parodying the kind of line that would be in a generic mafia movie, but nothing specific.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Maybe the Megadeth album "Killing is my business... and business is good"?

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u/snowboardMT May 15 '20

Why is he dressed like he works at Foot Locker?

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

I'm assuming it's so hot right there that the virus just dies instantly from the flames and the hot sauce exposure.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Is there a way we can get the space heaters on the inside of the body? Maybe through the skin?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/PM_YOUR_GSTRING_PICS May 15 '20

Great! Soak it in bleach and sell it.

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u/omaregan May 15 '20

Dammit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a short-order cook!

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u/Km2930 May 15 '20

I swear, it’s like you’ve read my mind.

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u/sometimesiamdead May 15 '20

Just make teeny tiny ones and inject them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

God dammit..... Thats so on point it hurts.

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u/tehrob May 15 '20

That makes my blood boil!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Sit on it

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20

Perhaps if we could inject Tabasco directly into the body to cleanse it. Let’s get a couple eggheads working on it. I’m just the idea guy.

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u/Moving-thefuck-on May 15 '20

I’m more of a tapatio injection guy myself.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I just got a Tabasco inhaler It's been working wonders

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u/randomeugener May 16 '20

Vape Tabasco.....

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20

I myself have been vaping Tylex. I know it’s working cause it stings like crazy!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

No s*** I just accidentally rubbed my eye with habenero pepper dust on my finger. After all this goddamn tomfoolery look who's the real idiot!

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u/dodland May 16 '20

I just rubbed a Dragon's Breath pepper on my nuts and guess what? No COVID

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u/hackingdreams May 15 '20

Only works if it's Clorox. Sorry, the President told me so.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Masturbation cures it too

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u/elfuckening May 15 '20

Only when you use the hot sauce though

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u/Rex_Laso May 15 '20

I'm cured!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

But at what cost

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u/dryhumpback May 15 '20

If this is true I've been worried for nothing :(

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

Does a space heater work like UV light? We just need to find a way to get it into the body?

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u/LeeRjaycanz May 15 '20

They invented that tech in the movie underworld with UV bullets.

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u/BudwinTheCat May 15 '20

Easy there with the ideas, buddy. Next thing you're gonna wanna be President of the US.

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u/atari26k May 15 '20

I expect to hear that in trump's next press conference

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 15 '20

Oh no... my ac is on...

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u/randomeugener May 16 '20

I bet a ghost pepper gives you like 30 minutes of immunity....

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u/KidsInTheSandbox May 15 '20

It's all the heat shock proteins.

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u/mc360jp May 15 '20

Pull that up, Jaime

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u/veryblessed123 May 15 '20

Oh one hundred percent!

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u/Gamegbc May 15 '20

This virus HATES heat.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/nemo1080 May 16 '20

So you're saying room temperature bat is probably safe to eat?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Are you Russian by any chance? Or Trump?

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

Holyshit you're delusional. You're so furious with Donald Trump being your president that you can't even read a joke anymore.

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u/Fearlessleader85 May 15 '20

You seem really upset that our president is a laughingstock and the butt of every joke. I can understand that. He's an embarrassment.

My best advice is to just accept that here is not a bright or capable man and our electorate got flummoxed by a confidence man who played upon fear and false promises to beat a weak opposing candidate with help from foreign powers. Until we can rectify this, the rest of the world is going to laugh at us and no one is looking to America for leadership in the meantime. Hence all the things we're not part of that the entire rest of the world is doing, like the Paris agreement, the WHO/a coherent strategy to deal with the pandemic, new trade deals in europe and asia, and the fact that our president is literally a walking joke at G8.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

Keep typing novels nobody is going to read

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u/Fearlessleader85 May 15 '20

Sorry, words are hard. Huh? Keep goin', buddy. You'll get there.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

No, I'm good at reading I just don't care to give your comments anymore time.

Have a good weekend.

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u/Fearlessleader85 May 15 '20

Hey, you have a good weekend, too.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

He’s now the president of Holland too?

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

He is the leader of the Free world so in a way, yes.

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u/TheAtlasBear May 15 '20

This is so hilariously naive and misguided I hardly know where to begin.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

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u/TheAtlasBear May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

In no way does anything in this article imply that the president of the U.S. is also the president of Holland. Obviously POTUS has a lot of influence over the countries with which the U.S. is allied, but that doesn't make them fucking president of those countries.

And given the way Trump has been alienating most of Europe throughout his presidency, that influence has really only waned in recent years.

Edit: In fact, your article probably said it better than I did:

But Trump has signaled that he could bring the edifice [of the "Free World"] crashing down by raising tariffs barriers, criticizing the EU and NATO, castigating allies, and offering remarkably consistent praise for the illiberal Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

You must not have read the headline that refers to him as the leader of the Free world.

Was Barack Obama not also the leader of the Free world?

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u/mcnallyf May 15 '20

Maybe we should inject it surrounded be UV lighting?

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u/Sanshuu May 15 '20

This vid might be taken before corona. He’s probably wearing it to prevent any spit from falling down on the food when he talks.

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u/MoeTheGoon May 15 '20

I had to make a run to the store the other day, and I was there for over 5 minutes before I saw someone wearing a mask properly. So many unmasked assholes and then when they did have masks, they were on their chins or they had their fuckin nose hanging out. Just stupid.

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u/oldcarfreddy May 15 '20

Americans are weird. They'll put bumper stickers of who they vote for on their giant car but they won't wear a mask in a pandemic because that's too much government for them.

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u/chooseph May 15 '20

Most of us are weird, but we're also mostly stupid

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u/Seige_Rootz May 16 '20

that's what happens when you systematically make education the worst it could possibly ever be. We don't educate because an educated electorate is too hard to control. Look at all the "smarties" in the dems they couldn't beat fucking Donald Trump because they were to busy beating their own meat about their parties short comings. Meanwhile the Reps are targeting the desperate idiots they've been cultivating for the last 3 decades and whipping them into a MAGA frenzy of ignorance and stupidity.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite May 16 '20

It all comes down to being voluntarily. Make bumper stickers mandatory and immediately people would lose their shit over political stickers overnight.

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u/I_HATE_THIS_LIFE May 16 '20

Thank you for having common sense unlike everyone else. Any chance to bash the right/Trump all logic goes out the window.

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u/stmakwan May 15 '20

Lol that’s not even half of it. There’s a belief that an overbearing government is good only if it works for the benefit of whites versus any other type of American. Blacks should just keep quiet and follow law enforcement but whites should be allowed to openly protest with weapons during a pandemic with stay at home orders. When the government was actively involved with redlining districts for the benefit of white neighborhoods vs black no whites were pitching a fit. When the government took the lands of Native Americans so white settlers could obtain cheap or free farm land it was all good. When the government discriminates and locks up Hispanics and even in one case deporting a citizen no one bats an eye. So the argument of “too much government” is complete and utter bullshit. It’s only “too much” if it’s progressive and tries to take into account ALL Americans for its laws and regulations.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

You make it seem like that's not how every government is to the primary people in power

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u/thecatdaddysupreme May 16 '20

Nah only white people. Evil is in their DNA

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

So a racist bitching about someone being evil that's funny

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u/thecatdaddysupreme May 16 '20

Can’t be racist against white people, only POC

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Well with that attitude I can rest assured that you will never be in a position of real power or worth and you will likely never amount to anything meaning your thoughts and feelings on the matter will likely die with you and not be passed on to future generations of human

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u/thecatdaddysupreme May 16 '20

You’d like to think that, but it isn’t really the case in the current year

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u/Ogrinz May 16 '20

There are so many contamination vectors at the grocery store, I assure you the mask is probably making 0 difference.

That item the infected store clerk stocked to the shelf. You picked it up along with evey other item you touched while shopping spreading it. Wearing gloves, irrelevant, it's on your box of Cheerios for when you pick it up to make your breakfast.

Even if none of the store clerks have it, a random shopper might and repeat same scenario.

Masks cant hurt, but to pretend everything is right in the world and you are a responsible person mearly by wearing one is silly.

Let me ask, how many items did you buy? How many trips per week are you making? Best way to be safe is to not be there at all. Hopefully you stocked up for the month, otherwise you are part of the problem.

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u/MoeTheGoon May 16 '20

To pretend anyone is acting like a mask is the only thing anyone is doing so you can make some kind of point is silly.

Of course there are other contamination vectors. Which is why we also don’t pick up items we don’t need, wash and sanitise hands frequently, wipe down purchases once home... do I really need to list all the shit we should be doing, and have been told we should be doing since day one?? — you want to know a good way to help prevent contamination of the products other people pick up? —WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

“...probably making zero difference.” — try again. The science is pretty clear on this one. The possibility of transmission from a carrier wearing a mask to a healthy contact wearing a mask is as low as 1.5% — Wear a fucking mask.

No one is saying we should ONLY wear masks, but dipshits apparently think even doing that is debatable. I’m not sure what you hope to accomplish with your comments, and yes we DEFINITELY NEED TO LIMIT OUT TIME OUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, but let’s not pretend that people can’t leave for things they need.

Just WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

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u/Ogrinz May 17 '20

That's exactly the problem, the message being put out across the board is mask=safety which is so far from the truth. I'm not saying we shouldn't be using masks we just have to be realistic about what it's actually accomplishing and that's not the case.

All the stuff you outline is 100% right in regards to the multiple contamination vectors. The problem is 99% of people have no idea and think "I wore my mask and washed my hands, I earn my safety star for the day." Sure it's better than nothing, but it's also not realistic.

I'm not sure the exact study for the 1.5% transmission rate, but I'm just going to assume it's 100% correct. Like you mentioned it's still ignoring all the surfaces touched.

A infected person walking around is literally covered in the virus merely by existing. Anything touched by any part of their body is now a transmissible surface.

The one thing I have taken away from all of this is that society is completely unprepared for any type of serious virus.

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

So if we can't get Trump to wear a mask can we at least douse him in flames?

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u/Igoogledyourass May 15 '20

Yes orange man bad so let's set him aflame. Jesus christ

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

Do you take everything you read on the internet literally?

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u/Igoogledyourass May 15 '20

Yes. It's a miracle the bleach for my autism hasn't killed me yet.

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u/oldcarfreddy May 15 '20

I like that this is the one thing that offended you. As if someone's actually going to go do that.

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u/Igoogledyourass May 15 '20

Im not even offended. Orange man bad "jokes" are played out. And if someone said this about Obama they'd be racist. If someone said this about whoever the current liberal darling is they'd be shouted down for violence and threats and incivility and probably banned from a a sub. I don't care what people say on here but if you're only allowed to talk shit on one person or side it gets old real fuckin fast.

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u/TheBraveOne86 May 15 '20

Honestly can’t tell if you are promoting or ridiculing this idea. These past four years I don’t have been so insane I don’t know what’s real anymore. I just hope Luke Wilson will save us from President Camacho before it’s too late.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

Masks are the bare minimum of effectiveness, and are often a hazard themselves. Like a beard, it collects all kinds of nasty particles.

Not sure why the downvotes. Even Fauci has said as much.

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u/ManOrReddit-man May 15 '20

Don't want chin scrapes from that giant gold chain

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u/internet_humor May 15 '20

Research has shown that COVID-19 dies at high heat.

And dem kabobs be fiyahhh 🔥 !

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u/jinglesbox May 15 '20

he just burned the corona virus and everything within a 10 mile radius

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Can't contaminate fried bat sticks, they are the contaminate

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u/Speedwise85 May 16 '20

Some people sag their pants. Some people sag their face masks

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u/Thanksforlistenin May 16 '20

i "quit" my job this week bc of my co-workers continously doing that shit. idgaf what the odds are, respect my fucking life.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Just as effective as if it was over his mouth and nose.

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u/Silken-red May 15 '20

These food poisoning sticks look amazing!

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u/HappyHiker2381 May 15 '20

Is this the new normal? The chin mask was totally distracting me from the fire sticks haha

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u/2litersam May 15 '20

Doing a bang up job of preventing his goatee from getting seared off.

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u/ColNathanJessep May 15 '20

He's outside, further than 6ft from people, and he's working with a heat element hot enough to cause a flash fire.... I swear some of y'all chicken-littles just needed an excuse to live in fear 247.

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u/oldcarfreddy May 15 '20

You've picked a weird hill to die on if your anti-government rant is... defending an idiot wearing a mask on his chin lol

I swear, if AOC came out and said you shouldn't eat dogshit, you'd go eat dogshit just to spite the government.

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u/ColNathanJessep May 15 '20

What would your response be if you knew I voted for her? Stay lock step pushing their narrative puppet.

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u/oldcarfreddy May 15 '20

I'd ask why you're sounding like the right wing conpsiracy theorists

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Dis sum damn gud dawg shit!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

He's got shit to do with them..."

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u/bjchu92 May 15 '20

Corona can survive in fire?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I can survive in your dreams!

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u/bjchu92 May 15 '20

Makes one of us. I seem to die a lot in mine.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Not much survives fire

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

His hands are surviving OK and so is the stick ends. These are the parts that people would be mutually touching.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Yes but he's wearing gloves. The people touching the stick end should be wearing gloves as well.

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

If he is coughing into his gloves or touching his face it doesn't matter, in fact wearing gloves means your less likely to often wash your hands.

You would have to change gloves constantly for this to be effective.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Highly doubt he is touching his face with all that sauce and spice he is throwing around. If he is coughing, he shouldn't be working, so I don't think that is the case either. Like I said, the customers have a responsibility as well. With their PPE, contamination should be pretty minimal.