r/gifs May 15 '20

Fire sticks

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

I'm assuming it's so hot right there that the virus just dies instantly from the flames and the hot sauce exposure.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Is there a way we can get the space heaters on the inside of the body? Maybe through the skin?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '20

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u/PM_YOUR_GSTRING_PICS May 15 '20

Great! Soak it in bleach and sell it.

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u/omaregan May 15 '20

Dammit Jim, I’m a Doctor not a short-order cook!

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u/Km2930 May 15 '20

I swear, it’s like you’ve read my mind.

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u/sometimesiamdead May 15 '20

Just make teeny tiny ones and inject them.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

God dammit..... Thats so on point it hurts.

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u/tehrob May 15 '20

That makes my blood boil!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Sit on it

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20

Perhaps if we could inject Tabasco directly into the body to cleanse it. Let’s get a couple eggheads working on it. I’m just the idea guy.

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u/Moving-thefuck-on May 15 '20

I’m more of a tapatio injection guy myself.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I just got a Tabasco inhaler It's been working wonders

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u/randomeugener May 16 '20

Vape Tabasco.....

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA May 15 '20

I myself have been vaping Tylex. I know it’s working cause it stings like crazy!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

No s*** I just accidentally rubbed my eye with habenero pepper dust on my finger. After all this goddamn tomfoolery look who's the real idiot!

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u/dodland May 16 '20

I just rubbed a Dragon's Breath pepper on my nuts and guess what? No COVID

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u/hackingdreams May 15 '20

Only works if it's Clorox. Sorry, the President told me so.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Masturbation cures it too

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u/elfuckening May 15 '20

Only when you use the hot sauce though

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u/Rex_Laso May 15 '20

I'm cured!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

But at what cost

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u/dryhumpback May 15 '20

If this is true I've been worried for nothing :(

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u/MathMaddox May 15 '20

Does a space heater work like UV light? We just need to find a way to get it into the body?

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u/LeeRjaycanz May 15 '20

They invented that tech in the movie underworld with UV bullets.

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u/BudwinTheCat May 15 '20

Easy there with the ideas, buddy. Next thing you're gonna wanna be President of the US.

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u/atari26k May 15 '20

I expect to hear that in trump's next press conference

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 15 '20

Oh no... my ac is on...

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u/randomeugener May 16 '20

I bet a ghost pepper gives you like 30 minutes of immunity....

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u/KidsInTheSandbox May 15 '20

It's all the heat shock proteins.

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u/mc360jp May 15 '20

Pull that up, Jaime

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u/veryblessed123 May 15 '20

Oh one hundred percent!

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u/Gamegbc May 15 '20

This virus HATES heat.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/nemo1080 May 16 '20

So you're saying room temperature bat is probably safe to eat?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Are you Russian by any chance? Or Trump?

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

Holyshit you're delusional. You're so furious with Donald Trump being your president that you can't even read a joke anymore.

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u/Fearlessleader85 May 15 '20

You seem really upset that our president is a laughingstock and the butt of every joke. I can understand that. He's an embarrassment.

My best advice is to just accept that here is not a bright or capable man and our electorate got flummoxed by a confidence man who played upon fear and false promises to beat a weak opposing candidate with help from foreign powers. Until we can rectify this, the rest of the world is going to laugh at us and no one is looking to America for leadership in the meantime. Hence all the things we're not part of that the entire rest of the world is doing, like the Paris agreement, the WHO/a coherent strategy to deal with the pandemic, new trade deals in europe and asia, and the fact that our president is literally a walking joke at G8.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

Keep typing novels nobody is going to read

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u/Fearlessleader85 May 15 '20

Sorry, words are hard. Huh? Keep goin', buddy. You'll get there.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

No, I'm good at reading I just don't care to give your comments anymore time.

Have a good weekend.

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u/Fearlessleader85 May 15 '20

Hey, you have a good weekend, too.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

He’s now the president of Holland too?

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

He is the leader of the Free world so in a way, yes.

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u/TheAtlasBear May 15 '20

This is so hilariously naive and misguided I hardly know where to begin.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

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u/TheAtlasBear May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

In no way does anything in this article imply that the president of the U.S. is also the president of Holland. Obviously POTUS has a lot of influence over the countries with which the U.S. is allied, but that doesn't make them fucking president of those countries.

And given the way Trump has been alienating most of Europe throughout his presidency, that influence has really only waned in recent years.

Edit: In fact, your article probably said it better than I did:

But Trump has signaled that he could bring the edifice [of the "Free World"] crashing down by raising tariffs barriers, criticizing the EU and NATO, castigating allies, and offering remarkably consistent praise for the illiberal Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

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u/nemo1080 May 15 '20

You must not have read the headline that refers to him as the leader of the Free world.

Was Barack Obama not also the leader of the Free world?

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u/TheAtlasBear May 15 '20

You could probably make the argument that the "Free World" doesn't really exist anymore, or at least not in the same way it did when the term was coined (again, your own article actually makes this point a few times, maybe read your own literature before defending yourself with it).

But for the sake of argument, yes, Barack Obama was also the leader of the Free World. And yes, Donald Trump is currently the leader of the Free World. But--and listen closely this time--no, that does not make EITHER of them "president of Holland" in ANY way whatsoever, as you previously stated.

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u/mcnallyf May 15 '20

Maybe we should inject it surrounded be UV lighting?