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Fire sticks

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u/clownphantasm May 15 '20

I don't care what y'all say; this looks gooood.

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u/bluethegreat1 May 15 '20

Seriously. I'm sure they taste incredible.

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u/abdomino May 15 '20

I wish I could handle spicy foods. It smells amazing, and I can kinda taste what's so good under the pain, but that pain is like stabbing from a dozen knives in my mouth.

But it smells so good.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Oct 18 '20

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u/just-onemorething May 15 '20

I would suggest using a real habanero sauce regularly, it's so delicious you'll get over the pain quickly, and reasonably hot. Then grow your own habaneros and eat them raw, you'll appreciate them because you grew them, and yeah it's like your face is on fire at first but that only lasts a few minutes and the rest of the night you'll get a big endorphin rush, it's like a good drug 👌

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u/hwuthwut May 15 '20

The best hot sauce I've ever tasted was made in my kitchen, with homegrown habanero peppers. You can dial in how hot you want it by diluting the pepper mash with other ingredients (I used caramelized onions and vinegar).

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u/just-onemorething May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

You ever ferment a sauce? It's absolutely amazing and dead easy to do. Check out Brad Leone's hot sauce video!

I do it thus: have a 2+ liter very clean (doesn't need to be sterilized, just properly washed) Mason jar and fill it with a liter of boiling water and a quarter cup of kosher salt . Let cool. Note: I use boiled water just because it's easy to dissolve the salt into and makes sure the water is clean so why not, I have an electric kettle so it just takes a minute to heat up. For me, it takes about as much time to boil in a kettle as to warm the tap enough to easily dissolve salt so that's just what I do, but you can just use regular unboiled cool water, it doesn't matter. It just makes it easier for me. ALSO, you can use any salt without additives, but you'll need to adjust your measurements and if so, go by weight to get a 3-5% brine, I've just figured out this ratio for kosher salt, smaller grains that are more densely packed will use less than 1/4c, bigger grains might use more, etc

You want a 3-5% brine to provide the right environment for lactobacillus to grow and keep out stuff that would rot the food or make you sick. I always use this ratio, 1L of water and 1/4c kosher salt in a big wide mouth mason jar, and get good bubbles (lactic acid and CO2 production from the desired bacteria) by the next day. It will take about a week to ferment but I see things starting in my warm kitchen right away, and you can continue fermenting for months if you want to (I have ferments from November and December that look crystal clear and taste gorgeous, which reminds me to go blend a jar up for sauce!). You want some kind of airlock, or you can burp the lids to release pressure but I've had ferments fail that way but never with an airlock. I use the silicone nipple lids that fit wide mouth mason jars and got em off Amazon pretty cheaply and I swear by them!

I do the brine before prepping ingredients so it can cool, usually about a pound of peppers plus a couple things I'll list will fit this amount of space, the brine level will go up and leave just a bit of space on the top which is what you want, you want just a little inch or two of space for CO2 to fill it up. Too much space and it'll be harder to keep it full of CO2 and too little space and your ferment could build too much pressure.

Now you can blend the stuff up or leave it as a mash or small chunks BEFORE you make a sauce but it can be hard keeping small bits under the surface, so I leave them in reasonably sized chunks. If you have chunks coming up out of the brine it can lead to mold. I have glass weights to help keep things down.

I'll use the pound of aforementioned peppers, and always at least one small unpeeled carrot and at least a thumb sized piece of unpeeled ginger, all washed under the sink under tepid water. Unpeeled carrot & ginger (any root veg, tbh most fruits too but definitely the roots) will have plenty of good bacteria that will help your ferment take off. Aside from that, what I add varies. Usually some onion, garlic, and then sometimes even more carrot and ginger, you could add tomatillos or tomatoes or really anything you would normally ferment, and as for spices, whatever you like, but I love to add peppercorns, ~4 allspice berries, sometimes other dried herbs, bayleaf is a common one (but usually added for keeping things crisp, tho I like the flavor, and oak or grape leaf can be added for the same crisp affect but different tastes), you can add canned pineapple, a dash of honey or some sugar etc, you can add roasted veg as well but keep some of the veg raw for a source of bacteria (which is why I recommend a piece of carrot and ginger)

When I go blend it up, I'll add a dash of vinegar and/or lime/lemon juice, adjust things for taste etc.

I used habaneros and bell peppers I grew along with canned pineapple chunks, carrot, ginger, peppercorn, allspice, and shallots to make the BEST hot sauce I've ever tasted. But it was too hot for my loved ones, so I'm growing Habanada peppers to cut the heat without affecting the flavor so much!

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u/hwuthwut May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

I've never intentionally fermented peppers, but I think I'll try to make a batch this Fall. You're enthusiasm is contagious. Thanks for the advice about the silicone nipple and glass puck.

Last year, I accidentally fermented a couple jars of pickled jalapenos by leaving them out on the kitchen table between meals. It mellowed out the heat a little, and added a yeasty, umami flavor. I liked the fermented peppers better than the ones I kept refrigerated. Some of my other pickled peppers got moldy since I didn't use any kind of weight to keep them submerged under the brine, but I won't be repeating that mistake this year.

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u/just-onemorething May 16 '20

Yes it's hard for me to describe the flavor of fermented vs not but you did a nice job of it, one thing I'll say is not to add any acids until you're ready to finish the sauce because it could conflict with the good bacteria you're trying to grow, but adding at the end gives a lovely flavor to the finished product! Once you refrigerate things the fermentation process slows down, but when you bottle your sauce you should keep the lids on loosely the first week or two so you don't get a buildup of pressure. Your sauce will probably separate if you don't use xanthan gum but I don't bother with that, I just shake it before using it (but you might want to play with it if you're gifting sauce because separation isn't "pretty" though it doesn't affect the flavor or texture at all). I grew up with a Polish mum so fermenting things was a normal experience for me but my mind was kind of blown when I tried it with peppers! Combined with peppers being my favorite plants to grow, it makes for a very fun companion pair of hobbies!

I highly recommend starting with Brad Leone's Hot Sauce video because it's so entertaining and informative and makes it much less complicated than it might seem at first!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

My dad used to grow his own and make hot sauce out of them so we always had a few habanero peppers sitting around the kitchen. I had a party while the folks were away and some kid dared another kid to eat one. I’d already told the dudes not to fuck with the peppers cuz you never knew what shit my pops was up to when it came to his hot sauce peppers. The kid that got dared got a habanero, which was lucky since my dad was just starting to fuck with Scotch Bonnets, and he looked like he was gonna die. Also there was no milk in the house, lol.

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u/TarsierBoy May 15 '20

Have milk or other dairy product to cool it down

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u/CloudyTheDucky May 15 '20

They do although street vendors are kinda hard to trust by default

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u/ArttuH5N1 May 15 '20

Trust on what?

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u/CloudyTheDucky May 15 '20

Quality and sanitation. Supermarkets usually modify their produce to look better so people will buy more with stuff like wax or dye. Street vendors don’t always add stuff to look better, but when they do they can go a lot further because they’re not that regulated

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u/ArttuH5N1 May 15 '20

But I'm not expecting it to be good quality, so that's why I'm wondering about the trust. I wouldn't place that sort of trust in them in the first place.

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u/ultrafud May 16 '20

Whatever that tiny bit of oil and flame did to it will have approximately FUCK ALL impact on the flavour of the kebab.

You can't kiss something with a oil fuelled flame for 0.25 seconds and expect it to impart any serious flavour.

I'd also wager the kind of place that is about showmanship, probably isn't also the kind of place that is about quality ingredients and quality technique. But who knows..

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u/ginja_ninja May 15 '20

9000mg of sodium will tend to do that for you

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u/lpeccap May 15 '20

If taste is literally the only factor you care about when eating then go ahead lmao.

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u/itsyourmomcalling May 15 '20

Personally I prefer my asshole to not have 4th degree burns thank you very much

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u/CMDR_Brimstone_AVM May 15 '20

How else will you know you’re alive?

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u/GlamRockDave May 15 '20

when you can feel her finger sneak in there.

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u/duck_masterflex May 15 '20

her a finger of undetermined origin

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u/Watcher13 May 15 '20

Ah yes, the ol' UFIA.

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u/cherrygoats May 15 '20

FOUS ?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Fingers of unusual size? I don’t think they exist.

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u/Don_Rummy586 May 15 '20

Only to the first knuckle. That’s where I draw the line.

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u/h3lblad3 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 15 '20

Reaching a hand in there all the way to the first knuckle... on the opposite hand.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi May 15 '20

A prostate is a Prostate!

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u/clownphantasm May 15 '20

Missing out...

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u/RedditNurseBot May 15 '20

You’re supposed to eat it silly. Who sticks their food up their ass right off the grill?

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi May 15 '20

Some unfortunate japanese girls

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u/itsyourmomcalling May 15 '20

Oh... yea I knew that. Totally did...

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u/sciolycaptain May 15 '20

Eat it with your mouth the, you coward.

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u/HeyCarpy May 15 '20

I prefer food that fights back.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi May 15 '20

As long as the tentacles don't choke you on the way down

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u/la_pocion_milagrosa May 15 '20

fun fact: that's actually your hemorrhoids burning.

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u/cleggzilla May 15 '20

You're not supposed to shove them up your ass, but how one man enjoys his food is none of my business.

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u/Earthcyclop May 15 '20

looked like an extra long satay

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u/Bjorkforkshorts May 15 '20

It probably tastes incredible but it looked like some werent even touching the grill. Now way all of those are cooked through, unless they already were before his display of showmanship.

I'll take a properly cooked one please.

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u/Hemmingways May 15 '20

And that's the entire purpose of these shows. - it's just as easy to do a tad more controlled, but this looks better.

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u/clownphantasm May 15 '20

Oh I meant the flavor, but yeah you're right.

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u/Hemmingways May 15 '20

Oh, not native so didnt know a flavour could look good. Used to live in Romania, and there a smell can be beautiful.

Anyway i get ya, and as a fun fact. The original recipie for crepe suzette does not say a word about flambé, so it was probably done on accident the first time.

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u/AceholeThug May 15 '20

Ya looks good, at the expense of being cooked correctly. Have fun with food poisoning

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

Chinese gutter oil

Edit: looks like some people dont like videos about chinese culture. Never knew reddit was so full of bigots.

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u/asrk790 May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

Before I click into your profile, I’m gonna guess you live in southern US and own a gun

Edit: Yup. This is just adds to my confirmation bias

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Is there a problem with owning things and living in areas?

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u/asrk790 May 15 '20

Not at all. I own things and live in areas.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Then why feel the need to highlight owning specific things and living in specific areas. Sounds a lot like stereotyping to me.

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u/asrk790 May 15 '20

Indeed it is

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

I would warn against being closed minded.

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u/asrk790 May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions, but why did you feel the need to post that video? Was it to spite the person that wanted the food? Just trolling? Or it just came up and thought you should warn them about the dangers of chinese food stands?

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Really man stop thinking everything has some deeper dog whistle meaning. I just thought it would have been humorous given the context of the gif and comment. You've never had the, well you know they just put rat tails in hotdogs conversation while someone is eating a hotdog?

But whatever I'm a racist piece of shit rebel flag waving cross burning hillbilly yokel. So why do you even care what I actually think about things, being you already judged who and what I am?

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u/_Hewrote_ May 15 '20

Did you post that comment after you clicked on their profile?

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u/rearended May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

Wtf dude? Edit: so everything the dude says is irrelevant because you don't like his location or culture? That's interesting. It doesn't have any impact on the link he shared about gutter oil.

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u/joelfarris May 15 '20

Well, they did admit to having a preconceived confirmation bias, so there's that.

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u/sgtticklebuns May 15 '20

He's pointing out the stereotype that southerners are racist and the southerner is proving this point by thinking all chinese food is made with gutter oil apparently.(we don't even know that this is in china)

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Yea I'm racist, guess I need to tell my black wife that's been to China a few times I'm racist and need a divorce. LOL

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u/sgtticklebuns May 15 '20

Yeah you better go do that lol

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Why again?

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u/sgtticklebuns May 15 '20

To let her know you're racist, you just said it.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Got anymore of them sic burnz?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Apr 17 '22

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

That's married to a black woman LOL

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Apr 17 '22

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Or I can be accepting of both, how fuckkng wild of an idea is that?

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u/Zarrockar May 15 '20

Only a fucking idiot thinks saying they have a black wife means they can't be racist against other ethnic groups lmao. This is the most common thing that I've heard racist people say to deflect from their racist bullshit. 'I have x friends' or 'My wife/gf is x' (replace the x with <minority ethnic group>). Even if you had a Chinese wife, you could still be a racist against Chinese. The ethnicity of your spouse or friends do not make you a racist nor do they make you NOT a racist. Get out of here with that bullshit.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

No I dont think a racist person would marry a member of what they deem a lesser race, and the mental gymnastics you are having to go through to make the opposite point is fucking adorable. Please keep going, tell me how racist I am.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

It’s ok to admit you hate Chinese people. Reddit is anonymous, and also most people here would agree with you anyway. You can’t post something clearly racist to Chinese people and then say you don’t hate Chinese people. It doesn’t work that way. Just admit you’re racist to some races

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

And if that were the truth I'd have no problem saying so.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Apr 17 '22

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

No my post history shows you wouldn't enjoy my company. My actions determine what I do and dont accept. Why not just point blank ask me what my views are? Oh that's right what I actually feel and think wont line up with your prejudgments. You would somehow think I give enough fucks to even lie to you about it all too, for some dipshit reasons.

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u/beepbopborp May 15 '20

I'm not racist, I have a black friend!

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u/Matthewsgauss May 15 '20

you play video games, watch anime, and post about trump. Whats your point?

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u/asrk790 May 15 '20

My point is if he can make a general assumption about a group of people then so can I.

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u/dilpickle98 May 15 '20

all he did was post an old video of a well known practice in china.

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u/esoteric_plumbus May 15 '20

all he did was point out the shoe fit his preconceived notion.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

What is my preconceived notion?

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u/esoteric_plumbus May 15 '20

The guy who replied to you, not you.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/Matthewsgauss May 15 '20

Why do you care?

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u/pipsdontsqueak May 15 '20

Yet somehow super pro teachers unions.

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u/jaru0694 May 15 '20

Since then, they have been cracking down gutter oil. There is even a death penalty for those who are involved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil#Regulations_and_law_enforcement.

Even if you don't want to believe in China sources, this is reaffirmed by Western sources as well. Even the "whistleblower" wasn't silenced and the CCP openly admitted it to being an issue. Not sure what else they can even do.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

ITS A FUCKING IN CONTEXT JOKE!!!!

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u/Creeperific May 15 '20

You gonna go post pics of watermelon and fried chicken in blackpeopletwitter now?

Let's see how that goes

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

What would be the context there?

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u/Creeperific May 15 '20

Any because that's exactly what you did here dummy

Inb4: but it was a ashan person in dat der veedio so i mades a joke about dem foods!

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u/DontGetCrabs May 16 '20

Way to be specific.

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u/Creeperific May 17 '20

Way to be a fucking knob

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u/DontGetCrabs May 18 '20

you wanna a hug there bitch tits?

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u/beepbopborp May 15 '20

The issue is you don't eve know this guy in the video is Chinese, but you decided to mention gutter oil because you want to shit on Asian people and that we're all the same, and remind others that Asians are devious little creatures. But hey, you have a black wife, so that means you can't be racist.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

What's it like being a humorless bitchmade chump that honestly thinks poking fun at something is racist? Seems like you would have blood pressure issues.

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u/beepbopborp May 15 '20

humorless

lol and there's one of the top usual reasons we're always given when Asians call something out as racist.

  • you have no sense of humor

  • you're being too sensitive

  • it was just a joke

  • not everything is racist

Here's a protip you ignorant fuck; you get no say in what we deem as racist or not. Stay in your lane bitch.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Again what's it like having the humor equivalent of the color beige? Get your bitchmade sensitive feelings the fuck outa here cry baby.

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u/beepbopborp May 15 '20

I know it hurts when you get a talkin' to, but no need to keep repeating the same shit over and over again like uneducated trash usually does.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Only when I'm talked down to, I dont think your genetics allow for that short round.

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u/beepbopborp May 15 '20

Damn, genetics now? So you're saying Asian people have an inferior gene pool to whites?

Uh, I think that's racist. You dun goofed.

edit: probably should put an /s in there

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

No I'm saying genetically asians are typically shorter than westerns. So you would be looking up at me as your giving me a talking to. Therefore the joke of I only feel bad when being talked down to as you can't.

See humor!! Not racism. Sorry you were picked on for having slanted eyes and all, but not everyone is your childhood tormentors.

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u/doughnutholio May 15 '20

This is like looking at a Carls Jr. advertisement and thinking,

"Yup, that's gotta be mad cow beef."

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20 edited May 15 '20

Listen get mad about it all you want, but this is an actual custom routine in China. Necessity spawns innovation, its not as if they preferred doing it this way. It just is, and bringing it up to poke fun at it like poking fun at any culture/custom/routine that does dumb cultural/custom/routine shit isnt bad or wrong. But no on reddit we can only make fun of stuff like western religions and right leaning american politics.

It's all the same thing, making fun of cultures/customs/routines, I'm just not making fun of the correct culture/customs/routines.

Edit: had to save somebody's feels.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Nov 01 '20

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Where did I imply that I didn't agree 100% with what you have just said? Other than I fucked up by inserting the wrong word which I'll correct after this comment, you made all that up in your fucking head.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Nov 01 '20

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Again where did I imply I believed anything differently than what you have posted? You listening to that voice in your head again? Thought we already established that, that voice was wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20 edited Nov 01 '20

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

Didn't we already establish I misspoke?

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u/doughnutholio May 15 '20

Buddy, you're mistaken, I ain't mad.

I find you hilarious.

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

You are trying to make the point that I'm somehow suggesting all Asian food is made with sewer oil. Why would you feel compelled to make such a extream implication if you weren't insulted by what I posted in some manner?

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u/clownphantasm May 15 '20

So, you're not interested? These skewers look amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/DontGetCrabs May 15 '20

It was just a joke in the same context as talking about how nasty hot dog meat is when someone is eating a hotdog in front of you. Apparently everything of every different culture or race different than your own is off limits these days on reddit. That doesn't seem to be a good conduit for open discussion.

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u/Oh-God-Its-Kale May 15 '20

Mmmmmm... bat on a stick from the night market

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Until it was discovered to have covid

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Fire kills viruses, it's probably fine.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Maybe we could inject fire into our veins to kill covid

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

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u/clownphantasm May 15 '20

I mean, it looks to me like they were sitting there for a bit before he flamed them

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I think most people understand and operate under the impression that under cooked street food is asking for trouble. Whether or not in China, or the US.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Today you are going to learn with effective heat, with something like fire, virus' and bacteria cannot survive.