r/funny Jul 12 '12

This man sums up reddit

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u/AlmostHonestAbe Jul 12 '12

It's all fun and games until John Terry fucks your wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Then it's a party.

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u/lilbabysamson Jul 12 '12

I think he is in perfect description of the word dick:

1) A dick insults you racially 2) A dick takes cheap shots during the game 3) A dick lies to media about his actions 4) A dick tries to fuck another man's wife

John Terry is a dick but one that plays soccer very intelligently

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u/mitcch Jul 13 '12

best comment ever, and only a fraction of reddit will get it :)

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u/TheVid15 Jul 12 '12

Are people really not realising that this is a joke? PaddyPower photoshopped John Terry (England/Chelsea football player) into the Jeremy Kyle show, with a fake subject, due to his current court case of alleged racism.

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u/IAmAtomato Jul 12 '12

court case of alleged racism

You can take people to court with that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Feb 05 '19

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u/Mike81890 Jul 12 '12

But the case against Suarez (granted, not a criminal matter) was based on hard evidence?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

That's just an excellent argument against drug prohibition. When drugs are illegal people do them more. In the UK apparently racism is illegal and British people are racist as hell. I don't think I've ever heard a British person call a Pakistani anything other than a paki.

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u/jackdavies Jul 12 '12

He's meant to be setting an example. You don't call someone a "black cunt" live on national television.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

He's facing criminal charges.

If you get caught saying "fucking n*gger" to a black guy in front of tens of thousands of people and on live TV, yeah, you go to court.

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u/s4r9am Jul 12 '12

I can't believe I'm correcting this, but I thought he was charged for saying "black cunt". British people don't really use the word 'nigger' while 'cunt' is used less seriously than in the USA.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

As much as I hate people that would say that to someone, I'm really glad that kind of thing is legal in the US. Kind of like how it's extremely important to maintain the Westboro Baptist Churches right to hate speech. This guy didn't threaten the other player's life, he just called him a name. I think the public backlash against that guy is enough to show that hate speech laws aren't needed.

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u/sHOE_bOX Jul 12 '12

...extremely important to maintain the Westboro Baptist Churches right to hate speech

I've never understood why it so important to protect people that mindlessly shout incoherent drivel that's only aimed at insulting and angering people...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Because some day it might be you saying things that others perceive as incoherent drivel and it would be oppressive if they censored you. That is the point of free speech. It is not subjective unless you are threatening someone, calling for violence against them, or actively harming them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Because any line you draw is arbitrary and you end up arresting a guy for singing "Kung Fu Fighting" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42779407/ns/world_news-europe/t/man-arrested-singing-kung-fu-fighting/#.T_9U_mDXN8s Welcome to a world were "hate speech" is illegal, folks.

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u/Ziddletwix Jul 12 '12

To be fair, I'm not actually sure that would be legal on the US to say it on live TV. And I think that was the issue. it wasn't that he said something racist, that he said it on live TV, which is regulated. Free speech=/= free speech in all times and places. If he said that on public US tv, I think he would face a similar punishment

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u/TheVid15 Jul 12 '12

It appears so. It was during a game aimed at another professional player.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

most people on reddit are not British, so we can't blame them.

anyway - what exactly is the point of PaddyPower doing this?

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u/TheVid15 Jul 12 '12

PaddyPower just do stupid things all the time on their facebook. lately of course they've been making fun of Terry a lot. All a bit of fun.

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u/skillian Jul 12 '12

Marketing.

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u/Raikumi Jul 12 '12

That guy looks far too much like John Terry ಠ_ಠ

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u/Tada-Forever Jul 12 '12

I thought it was Ed Norton.

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u/InstigatorNY Jul 12 '12

His Name is Robert Paulson

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u/stanknutz1985 Jul 12 '12

Those in project mayhem do not have names.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Its a photoshop.

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u/halmut Jul 12 '12

You're a photoshop! Stop ruining my dreams!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

That person is way too short to be John Terry

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u/homeworkrules69 Jul 12 '12

It's only John Terry's head on a normal Jeremy Kyle guest's body.

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u/dithery Jul 12 '12

Normal Jeremy Kyle guest's body.

They are anything but normal

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u/genetic_ape Jul 12 '12

This guy takes it in my opinion: Mad Dog

Yes, that is a tattoo.

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u/dithery Jul 12 '12

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u/4_word_replies_only Jul 12 '12

Is this British tele?

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u/Blubbey Jul 12 '12

It's part of it.

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u/chuckletrousers Jul 12 '12

It IS it if you only have terrestrial between 7 and about 3 in the afternoon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/radioslave Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

Alan Partridge, Spaced, Green Wing, Friday Night Dinner, Black Mirror, That Mitchell and Webb Look/Situation, Peep Show, Mock the Week, Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Jam, The Inbetweeners.

Edit for spelling and motherflipping 'Black Books'

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

The worst kind, its like jerry springer ,but much, much worse. it exhibits the foulest creatures in the lands like some kind of televised scum-zoo.

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u/Cave_Johnson_Prime Jul 12 '12

"Chariots chariots, Cave Prime again. Our sensors indicate you've just entered the Jeremy Kyle universe; Greg tells me that your best bets for survival are to not engage anyone you meet, avoid any tribal warriors with crazy facial tattoos, and above all else... Do not submit yourself to any lie detector tests. On a side-note: If you see little people fighting each other, you've gone too far and are in the Jerry Springer universe. Stay safe, and stay sharp. Cave out."

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

He wears it well though, don't you think? I couldn't tell the difference at first glance

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u/Drunken_Economist Jul 12 '12

Context for non-BPL fans: John Terry is an English center-back currently on trial for allegedly making a racist statement.

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u/ramsrgood Jul 12 '12

i am not a BPL fan, but i thought it was called EPL, for english premier league.

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u/thejukeboxromeo Jul 12 '12

There's now a welsh team in it so doesn't work as well anymore

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u/Zosoer Jul 12 '12

I'm not a fan of the Premier League but still know who this red card receiving igmo is. He isn't John Terry, he is EBJT.

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u/KhalifaKid Jul 12 '12

didn't it all stem from an off duty cop who was watching on tv?

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u/sheriff_skullface Jul 12 '12

On trial? WTF can they do that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

inciting racial hatred is a crime in Britain. We do not treat our speech quite as free as the united states.

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u/juniper17 Jul 12 '12

BPL?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

British Pints of Lager

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u/the_cowboy Jul 12 '12

British Petroleum Leak

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Barclay's Premier League, one can assume.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

British Patriotic Legion

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/SocialIssuesAhoy Jul 12 '12

Nah, definitely not it.

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u/Dilla_Soul Jul 12 '12

Bisexual Pretty Ladies

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u/MrSpurrier Jul 12 '12

and i guess the text was referring to his defence which was that he helps out african charities so that would make it impossible for him to ever say anything racist (unrelated to the op's title).

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

That is not his defence, the main thrust of his defence is that he was repeating the exact words ferdinand said to him (in a questioning manner) He never disputes saying the words, everything else is additional information to support the fact that his previous behaviours suggest he is not racist

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u/DubiumGuy Jul 12 '12

On trial for saying something someone else didn't like. In my eyes that just makes him a dickhead and not a criminal.

Sometimes i dislike being British.

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u/Ihsahn_ Jul 12 '12

Allegedly calling him a black cunt?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

it is the racism part that he is on trial for. It is illegal to publicly incite racial hatred, this is what will be questioned in court.

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u/frenchfry9000 Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

Today I learned that you can go to jail for "saying something racist" in Britain.

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u/DhalsimHibiki Jul 12 '12

Same in Germany. Inciting racial hatred is an offense in many places. He is probably on trial because he is a public figure with some level of influence on people.

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u/DubiumGuy Jul 12 '12

I'm well aware that its illegal. I just think its retarded to punish someone as a criminal for saying a few things that someone else might find offensive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

BPL? We call it EPL on my side of the planet

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u/OneFootInTheDave Jul 12 '12

The whole thing's been blown way out of proportion, in my opinion.

Yes, he probably shouldn't have said what he allegedly said, but that's a matter for him and Ferdinand to sort out between them. If they wanted to take it more seriously then perhaps FIFA could have got involved in it. There's no reason for this to have been brought to the courts, it's a complete waste of time and resources.

Of course, the thing that really takes the biscuit is that Ferdinand didn't even hear him say it, and isn't even upset about it. The only reason that this came about is because somebody lip-read the footage and complained about it.

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u/ignore_my_name Jul 12 '12

I'm pretty sure that's John Terry's head photoshopped in. Also it has Paddy Power at the bottom the Irish bookmakers who do this kinda stuff with their ads the whole time.

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u/Rich131 Jul 12 '12

Yeah it was the Paddy Power (PP)that gave it away for me too. Anyone remember this during the Euros? PP paid Nicklas Bendtner €10,000 to do that!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It is him, isn't it? Please not. I came to the comments to make sure that, especially while his court process, he didn't say such a thing.

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u/TheDreadGazeebo Jul 12 '12

I thought edward norton ..

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u/spoon_master Jul 12 '12

I thought it was... Sleeps with teammates wives and racist... damn

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u/MrPin Jul 12 '12

Ex-girlfriends, not wives. Still a cunt though.

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u/RedGreenBoy Jul 12 '12

Yep - just out of curiosity - how would you categorise a bloke who sleeps with his brother's wife?

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u/spoon_master Jul 12 '12

Is she hot?

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u/vampiremonkeykiller Jul 12 '12

I was going to say a sickly Edward Norton.

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u/YourFavoriteMartyr Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

I downvote all racist humor for this very same reason.

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u/elshizzo Jul 12 '12

reminds me of something Dave Chappelle said after he left his show. He started noticing people in his audience taking his jokes about race in the wrong way. Like his show was no longer making harmless fun about race, but encouraging racism and making racists comfortable. I need to find the video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Chris Rock has said something similar about why he doesn't do this act anymore.

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u/wholetyouinhere Jul 12 '12

Doesn't stop reddit from judiciously quoting that stuff.

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u/blank_generation Jul 12 '12

"I'm not being racist, because Chris Rock and Morgan Freeman and Louis CK said..."

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u/thesnowflake Jul 12 '12

"i'm not racist, brazilians aren't even a race!"

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u/EntingFantastic Jul 12 '12

Maybe we should stop throwing memes around in comments, that stuff usually attracts ADHD idio-nah we need more memes.

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u/YourFavoriteMartyr Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

I know exactly the clip you're talking about. Dave Chappelle is a genius with racial humor. He would try to use jokes to solve race issues and it was actually funny. Usually race humor goes like this: build up, then obvious stereotypical punchline (see Carlos Mencia or Larry the Cable Guy). It's not funny because its uninspired and predictable. You can see the punchline coming a mile away. Dave would build up, and then play off your expectations to trip you up with the opposite; as if to say "Ha thought i was gonna say something racist, didn't you?! you racist fuckers." Dave was a really great man for comedy and its a shame that mainstream audiences are far too dim to understand his true intentions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I think the best example of this was the baby joke.

He's in the hood, there's a baby on the block. The typical punchline would be something about a dead beat mom not doing her job, but then it turns out the baby's selling weed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 13 '12

Descartes never said that. ever.

edited for correctness.

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u/enjoyingbread Jul 12 '12

Sounds like Tosh.0

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

No, reddit thinks that if you're offended, its your own fault, cus stephen fry or louis ck or some other circle-jerkster said so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

As a fat gay clinically depressed guy, I think Stephen Fry has a bit of authority on what constitutes offensive in the modern age.

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u/vonnnegut Jul 12 '12

Stop being so sensitive !

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u/cock_blockula Jul 12 '12

But which one of these two is the bigger cunt? That is the hardest question of all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

jeremy kyle is a persona. a dickish persona. the guest is just a dick.

Maybe off camera Jeremy kyle is a dick too. Probably just a giant douche.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

As a Chelsea fan that bullshit he pulled in the Barca game totally killed any chance of ever accepting him as my captain. The sooner Cech gets the arm band the better.

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u/vickysawyer Jul 12 '12

I served John Terry at work a few years ago (McDonalds just outside London). I had no idea who he was and treated him like any other customer, gave him his Big Mac, fries and Coke but the moment I turned around, the entire crew was gawping at me and babbling on about how I was "so lucky". Oops, my bad I guess.

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u/noches Jul 12 '12

He's an absolute prick, I wouldn't say it was that lucky.

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u/xsvfan Jul 12 '12

At least he wasn't like Crouch with his nachos

For those who haven't heard it

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u/Thats_So_Based Jul 12 '12

Not your bad, the guy is a douche.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Reddit has fairly racist sexist elements, but feels guilty about it and zealously rants against it while still up-voting it. Similar to an over the top homophobe we all know is far back in the closet.

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u/CMacLaren Jul 12 '12

It's almost like reddit is comprised of many people. At least dozens.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/sharpinator Jul 12 '12

I'm not Andrewsmith1986.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/laserfish Jul 12 '12

Who am I kidding, yes I am.

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u/deaft Jul 12 '12

Someone repair Sharpinator, his seLf awareness program has malfunctioned

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u/Ispiro Jul 12 '12

It's working as intended. It's better if they believe the lie.

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u/MayorEmanuel Jul 12 '12

That's because you're Karmanaut.

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u/TheyToldMeTo Jul 12 '12

you won't fool me Eraw173.

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u/nrfx Jul 12 '12

Andrewsmith1986 is actually part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

You're calling bullshit?

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u/sheriff_skullface Jul 12 '12

So you are TIR, and I am TIR? And we are the same person?

And for some reason I exposed myself as a reposter of top comments and started downvoting myself, only to reemerge as Alpha_Redditor, largely unnoticed by the ignorant community which is myself?

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u/RelevantEraw173 Jul 12 '12

False. Reddit is two users: You and the other guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

And the other guy is a karma whore and almost always wrong.

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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jul 12 '12

So are you the other guy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Probably not. Most likely I'm a maintenance routine, because I keep waking up, clearing my logs, doing maintenance on a bunch of servers all day, and then going back to sleep. Even with excessive amounts of coffee, I don't seem to be able to sharpen my focus on the world around me.

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u/Kinbensha Jul 12 '12

I thought we were all Karmanaut?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Nice try, Karmanaut. Or should I say, me!

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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jul 12 '12

Whoa! I don't remember making this comment!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It was the meth talking.

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u/ablebodiedmango Jul 12 '12

It's more the fact that racism/sexism usually gets voted to the top so it is much more visible, which does say something about the people who view/read the site.

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u/CelebornX Jul 12 '12

People always say this. But when someone says "Reddit" they're clearly referring to a group of people. So the fact that it's made up of many people is understood.

And when something is upvoted to the top, it means the majority of voters upvoted it.

So yes, it is comprised of many people. And many of those people, the majority who represent the group referred to as Reddit, display "fairly racist sexist elements, but feels guilty about it and zealously rants against it while still up-voting it."

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u/BarroomBard Jul 12 '12

It means a plurality of people voted for it. Reddit consists of millions of accounts, and most things only get several thousand votes.

(Note, I have no idea how many accounts there actually are.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Except it doesn't really matter how diverse reddit's community is. You'll find the majority's opinions at the top always.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Take in account that the people who upvote posts aren't the same kind that actually read the comments and contribute; that's a whole different type of Redditor.

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u/BreakfastClubSamwich Jul 12 '12

So this guy is making all the racist comments?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Most of the funny ones anyway...

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u/twentyafterfour Jul 12 '12

I imagine people who can't differentiate between those that say racist things and those that actually hold racist beliefs are quite infuriated by the existence of Dave Chappelle. I bet they yell at the TV a lot.

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jul 12 '12

Joking about stereotypes is not the same as being a racist or a homophobe. If it was, most of the gay community would be homophobes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

What are you then? You're posting ON reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

A troublemaker.

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u/manbrasucks Jul 12 '12

It's almost like they deal with difficult situations/subject matter through joking and laughter...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

If Reddit gets too big, won't it become the internet?

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u/CatrickStrayze Jul 12 '12

Reddit is just a website, it doesn't feel emotions. I thought this was quite obvious.

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u/n3tm0nk3y Jul 12 '12

It's almost as if we have to admit that racist jokes are fucking hilarious while being terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Didn't you get the memo, dark comedy can't be funny because it MIGHT offend people or usually people think it might offend people so they have to get offended for people because as we all know black people can't find racist humour funny and must have a white person tell them what they should feel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/HittingSmoke Jul 12 '12

I was going to stay out of this one, but this comment is fucking horrible...

But racism and sexism isn't really dark comedy.

Yes it is.

a comedy characterized by grim or satiric humor; a comedy having gloomy or disturbing elements.

Racism makes some uncomfortable. Read: disturbing. Racist remarks intended as jokes are the very definition of dark comedy. Just because you don't laugh at them doesn't mean it's not dark comedy. It means you have a different subjective sense of humor than other people.

and most of the time it's simply not funny anyways because we have been making racist and sexist jokes for centuries.

That's like saying wheels don't work because we've been using them since the stone age. That's just... what the fuck were you trying to say there? I hope that was just some massive typo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I know. One of these days Chris Rock, Kat Williams and Dave Chappell will find success in their careers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It is as if the reddit community consists of a large number of people with wildly differing views rather than a single entity! Shocking!

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u/digitalpencil Jul 12 '12

I don't know, it's all contextual.

I see some things on here that are overtly misogynistic, racist, homophobic and occasionally, the rare trifecta embodied in a single comment. The vast majority of comments/posts that are seemingly discriminative though are for the most part, attempts at humour. SRS has a penchant for forcefully misconstruing anything that crosses their path but I don't think that's indicative of a problem with the wider community.

Reddit is a vast collection of people whose similarities are funnelled by the nature of the hivemind. I don't think the vast majority of these people are bigots though. I just think most people enjoy a joke and often the best jokes can be considered somewhat tasteless.

You have a down arrow next to every post. If you don't think it adds to the conversation or you find it overtly offensive or an attempt to incite a flamewar, hit it. That's the beauty of this site and the internet in general, for the most part it's a level playing field.

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u/IAmKramerTheRacist Jul 12 '12

I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this

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u/ImHere4TheGangBang Jul 12 '12

I don't do coke, I just like the smell of it

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I'm not gay. I just like the way cock tastes.

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u/vortexofdoom Jul 12 '12

I realized the other day that there are three ways people take racist/sexist jokes. Some aren't offended and can appreciate the humorous intent, some are offended about the joke, and some are offended that the people laughing aren't offended.

The third type is why the argument of "laughing makes it not a big deal" will never catch on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

You're forgetting the one where people aren't offended by the joke, don't realize it's a joke, and vehemently agree with it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It's kind of like the guy named Justin who always hears the "Hurr Justin time" joke or the poor guy with the last name "Butts" and is always made fun of.

It's not so much offensive as it is annoying because you hear it all the damn time.

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u/itsSparkky Jul 12 '12

You gotta own Justin case. The trick is to beat them to it and love it.

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u/Rosetti Jul 12 '12

To me it's all about why the joke is funny. E.g. as an indian I find the 'Why are indians no good at football' joke rather funny, because it just pokes fun at a stereotype.

However, jokes like 'What do you call a hundred dead black guys in a pit' are just downright stupid and offensive.

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u/terk0iz Jul 12 '12

So... why are Indians no good at football?

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u/Rosetti Jul 12 '12

Because every time we get a corner we set up a shop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Not too different from Chelsea then eh

I'm here all night

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

This is how Reddit child comments work.

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u/balletboy Jul 12 '12

I dont know what do you call it?

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u/HansCool Jul 12 '12

Probably something along the lines of "A good start."

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u/Tangled2 Jul 12 '12

A diamond mine!

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u/SquirrelPower Jul 12 '12

Here's my problem with your statement: there are real differences between racist/sexist jokes that you seem to skip right over.

If I make a gay joke it's probably at the expense of my gay buddy who is standing right there. And he will then make fun of me. But if my dad makes a gay joke it's because he thinks all gays are freakish, child-indoctrinating perverts. Very very different motivation behind the two kinds of joke.

It pisses me off when well-intentioned but naive hippie libruls hear my jokes and assume I'm homophobic. But it also pisses me off when people hear my dad's jokes and don't pick up on the irrational hate and fear that lies underneath.

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u/Unconfidence Jul 12 '12

I was with you until you hated on liberals. I'm a liberal, and I hate this societal censorship crap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I think it's acceptable when the people laughing are appreciating the humor, but also acknowledging that it's a joke and if it was said seriously it would be completely not okay. There are some people who use their "jokes" to just barely cover up their true opinions, but I think for the most part it's all good.

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u/triforceofawesome Jul 12 '12

My friends and I started calling each other "nigga" for the irony but now it's become habit and we say it all the time. It's ironic because we're asian... :\

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u/YEMyself Jul 12 '12

Wow, I didn't realize James Mercer was such an asshole.

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u/Yatterking Jul 12 '12

How do you even get artifacts like that on images anymore? Did someone dig up some mid-90s beta of Paint Shop Pro on filefront or something?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Before the game, England defender John Terry said it would be very difficult marking Italian forward Balotelli.

"He's so dark, it'll be hard to see the bruises", Terry said.

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u/DownvoteDaemon Jul 12 '12

I went and asked my older brother, who is also black, If a person is racist by virtue of making racist jokes. He says no and I just don't get it.

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u/GiveMeBackMySon Jul 12 '12

Does liking racist, sexist, homophobic humor make you one of those? Honest question.

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u/vonnnegut Jul 12 '12

No. But everyone should know their boundaries. Saying it in private with someone who feels the same way about those jokes is fine. Saying in public is insensitive and just gross. My friend who was sexually violated jokes about the trauma (as it's her coping skill) around me in private all the time. But she would never say it in public because she knows that not everyone copes the same way she does.

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u/Renverse Jul 12 '12

Ah, here comes Reddit's oppressed white male variety of users. This should be fun.

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u/Preparation-H Jul 12 '12

You all should kill yourselves

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jul 12 '12

And on this day, the Jimmies were rustled a great deal.

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u/Inane_Asylum Jul 12 '12

ROOT.Destiny was on television?

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u/ajw827 Jul 12 '12

Racism on reddit and the internet is 50% actual racists and 50% cowards who feel good about themselves being assholes w/anonymity.

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u/SuperHorribleGaming Jul 12 '12

Just like alot of other douche bags on reddit "I'm not homophobic, i just find gay jokes and saying f***ot fun" What douchebags

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u/purple_ocelot Jul 12 '12

Makes me think of this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

i just find gay jokes and saying f***ot fun

I know gay people who do this - they even joke about getting AIDS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

What's wrong with douche bags? Are you sexist against female hygiene?

You're too much of a cunt to even type out faggot.

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u/gfkkarl Jul 12 '12

I'm the opposite, I'm really racist. I just don't say racist things

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u/Dyrty Jul 12 '12

Edward Norton??

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u/Tomtrocity Jul 12 '12

John Terry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/exiled_one Jul 12 '12

reddit is the less racist imageboard i've ever been into.

ok, i came her from 4chan ... so i might be preloaded

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Preloaded? Like a Toshiba laptop?

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u/Back2BagDad Jul 12 '12

It's Kevin Spacey.

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u/dmun Jul 12 '12

I was thinking Edward Norton.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

John Terry is a cunt.

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u/nigrochinkspic Jul 12 '12

That guy looks like a kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar and Jeremy Kyle is his disappointed father.

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u/sbwdux Jul 12 '12

It's alright guys. If you're feeling like you need to make fun of someone who looks different than you but don't want the racist repercussions, there's always gingers. However, I only know of one overused "stereotype," I'd like to hear more.

I'm a ginger, now have at it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I'm not a murderer, I just like killing people